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Hero (CO): $49.20
BTN: $25.00
SB: $22.15
BB: $18.50
UTG: $25.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q K
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.80) 9 7 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.80) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($4.80) J (2 players)
BB bets $3.75, Hero raises to $46.85 all in, BB calls $12.40 all in

Final Pot: $37.10
Hero shows Q K (a straight, King high)
BB shows 9 T (a full house, Nines full of Tens)
BB wins $35.25
(Rake: $1.85)

Then it gives a u big pairs vs donkey shorstacks, u know, to up the rake a bit


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BTN: $28.35
SB: $25.00
BB: $12.55
UTG: $23.15
MP: $33.00
Hero (CO): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with J J
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 2 folds, BB raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $25 all in, BB calls $10.30 all in

Flop: ($25.20) 9 9 8

Turn: ($25.20) K

River: ($25.20) 4

Final Pot: $25.20
BB shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
BB wins $23.95
(Rake: $1.25)

So now ur on monkey tilt and dnt give a ****, and thats wen u flop an overpair...
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BB: $28.35
Hero (UTG): $26.25
CO: $57.05
BTN: $16.65
SB: $24.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to $1, CO calls $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.10) 5 4 3 (3 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $3.70, CO folds, BB raises to $6.40, Hero raises to $25.25 all in, BB calls $18.85

Turn: ($53.60) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($53.60) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $53.60
BB shows 2 6 (a straight, Six high)
Hero shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
BB wins $50.95
(Rake: $2.65)

So now the table knows ur on tilt, but u know they know that, so u take advantage of big flops


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SB: $24.30
BB: $22.55
Hero (UTG): $25.65
CO: $14.40
BTN: $49.45

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is UTG with K J
BB raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.75) J 4 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $24.40 all in, BB calls $21.30 all in

Turn: ($45.35) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($45.35) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $45.35
BB shows K A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero shows K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BB wins $43.10
(Rake: $2.25)

So finally u flop that set uve been waiting 6 weeks for....


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BTN: $122.35
SB: $43.90
BB: $20.85
UTG: $24.60
Hero (CO): $26.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 3 3
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.10, 1 fold, SB calls $1, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.55) Q A 3 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $3.55, Hero raises to $7.10, SB raises to $42.80 all in, UTG folds, Hero calls $17.90 all in

Turn: ($57.10) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($57.10) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $57.10
SB shows T Q (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
SB wins $54.25
(Rake: $2.85)



All in the space of about 10 mins

i run good

[ ] OP plays good

i didnt say i did

.

this is a good hand, i got trapped by kings


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BTN: $31.45
SB: $25.60
BB: $24.40
UTG: $26.20
MP: $23.55
Hero (CO): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.80) 7 3 4 (2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $23.55 all in, Hero calls $19.55

Turn: ($48.90) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($48.90) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $48.90
BB shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB wins $46.50
(Rake: $2.40)

lollllllll this is sotrue

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River: ($4.80) J (2 players)
BB bets $3.75, Hero raises to $46.85 all in, BB calls $12.40 all in
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[] Good Idea

bb bets 3.75, when i call that bet theres $12.30 in the pot, so if im going to raise it going to be a pot size bet, which is what i bet

my equity in the hand is ~ as follows against the 31/13/4
villains range - Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

102 games 0.003 secs 34,000 games/sec

Board: 9c 7h Tc 9s Jh
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 83.333% 83.33% 00.00% 85 0.00 { KcQh }
Hand 1: 16.667% 16.67% 00.00% 17 0.00 { TT-88, QJs, Q9s, J9s+, T8s+, 97s+, 86s+, A9o, K9o, Q9o, J8o+, T8o+, 98o, 87o }


SO SUCK MY BALLS U ****IN ****

this thread is awful

fixed

situation = bad beats

explanation = variance

nothin more to it.

*yaaaawn*

If you played better, you'd probably lose less and win more.

I 2nd this

[ ] Jack's are a "big pair"

is this a jopke?

I just thought it was a good name

OP, you're terrible at poker. That's why they call you fish.

correct.

so basically you plagerized my thread?

sweet deal.

Jacks are a pretty damn big bear.

**** the haters op you played these fine apart from 88!

I can understand your frustration with these hands, but they are all pretty "standard" with the exception of the 88 hand. Seems a bit marginal. Can't really complain.

god OP tilts me so much

ban plz

DannyVegas, did you think that name up all by yourself? ***** plz