Subtitle: Find the all the shadenfreude you can

PokerStars Game #21440791005: Tournament #116033373, $0.10+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/10/23 20:32:40 ET
Table '116033373 8' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Player1 (5395 in chips)
Seat 3: Player2 (410 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (5475 in chips)
Seat 5: Player3 (3975 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Player4 (7030 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1510 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (3407 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (2055 in chips)
Player3: posts small blind 100
Player4: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [As Ac]
Player3 has returned
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player7: calls 200
Player1: folds
Player2: folds
HERO: raises 600 to 800
Player3: folds
Player3 said, "Sry, had to go. Wife was yelling at me b/c I overcooked the ramen."
Player4 has timed out while disconnected
Player4: folds
Player4 is sitting out
Player4 is connected
Player7: folds
Player4 says, "******* puter. had KK"
Uncalled bet (600) returned to HERO
HERO collected 700 from pot
HERO says, "nooooooooooooooooo"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 700 | Rake 0
Seat 2: Player1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: HERO (button) collected (700)
Seat 5: Player3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Player4 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Player7 folded before Flop

o dear god i feel sorry for you

Don't you feel a little more sorry for this guy?

Player3 said, "Sry, had to go. Wife was yelling at me b/c I overcooked the ramen."

no, no i dont

OMFG U OVERCOOK TERH RAMENZ ILL KEEL YOU

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You caught what I feel is the saddest part. Good job.

i do