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HAND 1
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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BB: $51.70
UTG: $216.50
Hero (MP): $188
CO: $314.45
BTN: $84.50
SB: $511.25

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, CO raises to $24, 3 folds, Hero raises to $62, CO raises to $314.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $126 and is All-In

Flop: ($379) Q J T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($379) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($379) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $379 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$188 NET)
CO showed K K (a straight, King high) and WON $376 (+$188 NET)
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HAND 2
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $210.35
SB: $199.80
BB: $124.50
Hero (UTG): $251.15

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $7, BTN folds, SB raises to $23, BB folds, Hero raises to $62, SB raises to $199.80 and is All-In, Hero calls $137.80

Flop: ($401.60) 2 4 A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($401.60) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($401.60) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $401.60 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed K A (a pair of Aces) and WON $399.60 (+$199.80 NET)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$199.80 NET)
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HAND 3
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $173.55
BB: $262.25
UTG: $645.75
MP: $81.50
CO: $482.90
Hero (BTN): $397.20

Pre-Flop: T T dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO raises to $7, Hero calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 3 3 T (2 Players)
CO bets $12, Hero raises to $48, CO calls $36

Turn: ($113) A (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $72, CO calls $72

River: ($257) J (2 Players)
CO bets $200, Hero calls $200

Results: $657 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed A A (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and WON $654 (+$327 NET)
Hero mucked T T (a full house, Tens full of Threes) and LOST (-$327 NET)

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HAND 4
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $181
SB: $198
BB: $365.15
UTG: $58.50
CO: $269.35

Pre-Flop: 7 9 dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB folds, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13) T J 8 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB raises to $24, Hero raises to $70, BB raises to $359.15 and is All-In, Hero calls $105 and is All-In

Turn: ($363) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($363) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $363 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7 9 (a straight, Jack high) and LOST (-$181 NET)
BB showed Q 9 (a straight, Queen high) and WON $360 (+$179 NET)
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HAND 5
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $200
CO: $186.05
BTN: $205
SB: $230.55
Hero (BB): $404.80
UTG: $194

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, BTN raises to $7, SB folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: ($15) 6 2 4 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $10, Hero raises to $30, BTN calls $20

Turn: ($75) 5 (2 Players)
Hero bets $44, BTN raises to $168 and is All-In, Hero calls $124

River: ($411) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $411 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON $408 (+$203 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$205 NET)
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HAND 7
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $376.10
BB: $36
Hero (UTG): $480.05
CO: $450.80
BTN: $149.30

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $7, CO folds, BTN raises to $24, 2 folds, Hero raises to $60, BTN raises to $149.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $89.30

Flop: ($301.60) 8 6 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($301.60) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($301.60) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $301.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$149.30 NET)
BTN showed A T (a pair of Aces) and WON $298.60 (+$149.30 NET)
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HAND 8
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $200
UTG: $227.60
MP: $292.25
Hero (CO): $484.35
BTN: $249.80
SB: $360.70

Pre-Flop: T T dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN folds, SB raises to $23, BB folds, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($48) 9 T 6 (2 Players)
SB bets $27, Hero raises to $94, SB calls $67

Turn: ($236) Q (2 Players)
SB bets $243.70 and is All-In, Hero calls $243.70

River: ($723.40) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $723.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed T T (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$360.70 NET)
SB showed A A (three of a kind, Aces) and WON $720.40 (+$359.70 NET)
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HAND 9
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $144.75
SB: $122.30
BB: $424.35
UTG: $268.30
Hero (MP): $413.30
CO: $785.50

Pre-Flop: A K dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, CO raises to $27, BTN calls $27, 2 folds, Hero raises to $90, CO folds, BTN calls $63

Flop: ($210) 7 2 4 (2 Players)
Hero bets $60, BTN calls $54.75 and is All-In

Turn: ($319.50) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($319.50) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $319.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed A 7 (a pair of Sevens) and WON $316.50 (+$171.75 NET)
Hero showed A K (Ace King high) and LOST (-$144.75 NET)
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CLIFF NOTES: running worse than i ever have before and still a winner

brag: this is over 15k hands and im still getting 2.0ptbb/100
beat: i should be a ****ing millionaire
variance: im gonna start open folding TT deep stacked

tl;dr

[ ] you should be a millionaire

these hands are legit but if they are over 15k then hardly post worthy haha

8 "bad beats" in 15k hands. stop whining.

[x] 0.0005% of my hands are bad beats and i STILL pull 2bb/100
[x] wat?

[x] new fgators

Wow, you're bad. Don't go broke with aces and kings pre-flop and straight and set and boat on the flop, turn and river.

i lol'd

THIS IS JUST UNREAL

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[Intro]
Yeah..
Its 50
One shot, One kill, What's the deal?
Yeah, what's the deal?
Listen..

[Chorus]
Lil' homie, when it rains it pours
Hollow Tips and Talons, when it rains it pours
You caught in lead showers, just because
*****z aint playin', when it rains it pours
*****z get set up, cuz when it rains it pours
End up wed up, cuz when it rains it pours
It usually, goes down over money and whores
But lil' homie, in my hood, when it rains it pours

[Verse]
Aint nutin changed, *****z doin the same old ****
Them new Hollow tips and them same old clips
In the projects *****z **** with the same old chicks
And somehow they still think there game so sick
Now i'm finna rip, *****z know i'm about my grip
I dont trick man i barely even feed a bitch
She say im stingy, i said i dont need you bitch
Go ahead leave, see if i chase you, shiit
Tell your mami, i catch her on the street i'ma get her
She know i'm on parole, why she call police on a *****
She jus' mad, cuz a ***** pockets all swoll'
When she asked to borrow sumthin', i said hell naw
I was tellin' the lil' homies all about this ****
So keep your mind on your money and dont trus no bitch
Keep your head high notes when them pigs came
But her ass kinda fat so *****z treat her the same
This is real..

[Chorus]
Lil' homie, when it rains it pours
Hollow Tips and Talons, when it rains it pours
You caught in lead showers, just because
*****z aint playin', when it rains it pours
*****z get set up, cuz when it rains it pours
End up wed up, cuz when it rains it pours
It usually, goes down over money and whores
But lil' homie, in my hood, when it rains it pours

[Verse]
It was blood stains on my stoop when ??Eyeball?? got shot
When homicide outside, ***** i'm not
Its the third time *****z dunn circled the block
Its money out now, yeah, but damn its hot
They love to catch a ***** on a direct sale
They say tell us who caught the body or you goin' to jail
Look if you know the drill you stay the **** outta dodge
Say what's happenin' to the captain and what's up to the searg'
**** bein' in a cage man that **** for the birds
Charlie drunk drinkin' While Irish Row's on the curb
I know a spot fulla *****z tryna get a few bucks
Hopin' then nutin' come out they gon' have um some luck
PH to the deuce, they stumbled off Matt
Lost his re-up money man that's all he had
Magazine from the store so he can look at the cars
And do pull-ups in the park on the monkey bars
Man it's ****ed..

[Chorus]
Lil' homie, when it rains it pours
Hollow Tips and Talons, when it rains it pours
You caught in lead showers, just because
*****z aint playin', when it rains it pours
*****z get set up, cuz when it rains it pours
End up wed up, cuz when it rains it pours
It usually, goes down over money and whores
But lil' homie, in my hood, when it rains it pours

[Outro]
[Gunshots, Sirens, Choppers, Rain, Thunder]



Oh and nice just call on this hand.

Pre-Flop: T T dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO raises to $7, Hero calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 3 3 T (2 Players)
CO bets $12, Hero raises to $48, CO calls $36

Turn: ($113) A (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $72, CO calls $72

River: ($257) J (2 Players)
CO bets $200, Hero calls $200

Results: $657 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed A A (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and WON $654 (+$327 NET)
Hero mucked T T (a full house, Tens full of Threes) and LOST (-$327 NET)

i thought this all came in like a 2k hand day and was actually a worthwhile vent. but over 15k hands, and you conceivably looking for the worst you could find? come on

This is the BBV, you get no sympathy here.

Fold river in hand 3?

over 15k hands it's standard ****.

wow op is a baby. i had 10 times the bad beats he had over 150k hands. i should be the one crying.

graph?

Suck it.
imo

you all wouldn't make barry's list of poker player traits.

Be sympathetic. tough beats sir

Sorry, but you suck.

no way can he ever have a flush or less than a boat, no way!

(x) 1/2 nl

Oh how hard i am praying right now to run as bad as you running for 15g hands. Please god let me run like this forever and ever. Love god