Personally i hate when u went far in a tourny and catches AK. Your stacksize is average and a shortstack moves all in. You isolate by shoving all in and then some schmuck in the blinds with real nitty stats who's been waiting and waiting decides to call with AQ thinking he is way ahead.

Flop AQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

u need to play thousands of these games and see hundreds of beats it is the way of the spirit warrior

I hate when the mega fish with a 500bb stack decides to leave the table.

That was my msn avatar for god knows how long. I got lots of lols when ppl saw it for the first time. Here is the one I currently use

i hate all poker players

I am sometime a douche after a beat and dont like that.

river miracles

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Nothing is worse (aside from losing a hand) than a mega fish hit and running you after the get it all in bad.

grinding it out for 2 weeks only to blow everything up + more on one drunken night.

i hate you making this thread the most

in before busto

People calling me with worse hands pisses me off.

I did not put my chips in for that reason.

If people calling you with worse hands pisses you off then ur the biggest idiot alive. Would you rather they call you with better hands?


Anyways, what pisses me off is days like today. I am playing my A game and then I get KK vs AA and lose a stack, then get AA vs KK and lose another stack, then flop a straight and we get it all in and fish gets runner runner boat, and thats $300 or 3 bi right there.

What I love is that I still end up + 2 bi for the day

THIS IS VERY TRUE LOL. It takes someone with 2000+ posts to understand this very subtle concept.

^

then how do you know it's VERY TRUE LOL?

hypocrite

all twoplustwo posters with join date 2009+

rake AINEC

Sorry

What I love is that no matter how obvious you try to make the level, some bro gets mad.

Read what I quoted.

Read my response.

Think before you post.

more threads fred

I love the irony of you calling him the biggest idiot alive

I hate it when I am playing THE best Poker of my life in a tourney and with the blinds rising comes time to make a squeeze with something like A10, the drooler druggy that called the initial raise decides to come out and see me with garbage like K3 (or worst) and of course hit his garbage.

I hate it when I offer my stack to someone and he refuses, decides to make a cute move or float play instead, when even the Dali Lamma knows I am pot committed and not letting go of my hand if a nuclear reactor was to land in the center of the table.

Several people limp, I raise 7x to $35 from early position, get called by a druggy who has $180 and 2 others. Flop 228, think I'm good with my AQ. I c-bet $60 and the druggy puts out $100 (less than the minimum). The dealer tells him he has to put at least $120 so he does, leaving himself with about $15 behind. Everyone folds. WTF am I supposed to do??? There is about $285 in the middle and I need to put in $75 with 2 overs. I push and he slowrolls me his last $15 with 52o... OFFSUIT. WTF ARE YOU DOING CALLING AN EP RAISE FOR A QUARTER OF YOUR STACK WITH DEUCE-FIVE-OFF? That was a session where I hit a set 4 times and could not buy any action btw. FFFFUUUU

when you tell people you don't work, you just play poker. and then they look at you like there is something very wrong you.