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05-06-2015 , 07:03 PM
    Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #36275281

    Hero (BTN): $9.11 (182.2 bb)
    SB: $6.65 (133 bb)
    BB: $4.44 (88.8 bb)
    UTG: $3.90 (78 bb)
    MP: $6.69 (133.8 bb)
    CO: $5.05 (101 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with A Q
    2 folds, CO raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.46, 2 folds, CO calls $0.31

    Flop: ($0.99) A 5 3 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $0.64, CO raises to $1.28, Hero calls $0.64

    Turn: ($3.55) 4 (2 players)
    CO bets $3.31 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.31

    River: ($10.17) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: $10.17 pot ($0.42 rake)
    Final Board: A 5 3 4 8
    Hero showed A Q and lost (-$5.05 net)
    CO showed 8 8 and won $9.75 ($4.70 net)



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    05-06-2015 , 07:16 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brp7
    Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05
    What the ****?
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    05-06-2015 , 07:24 PM
    and why the **** is **** censored? I thought this is a gambling forum for a mostly 18+ demographic.

    I don't understand the world anymore
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    05-06-2015 , 08:03 PM
    mental age is a lot less though
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    05-06-2015 , 10:44 PM
    My lunch cost more than $5 today.
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    05-07-2015 , 04:34 AM
    u don't seem to understand micro stakes. if u raise preflop, cbet & villain rr and u have top pair strong kicker SHOVVVVVVVE
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    05-07-2015 , 04:36 AM
    Easy river fold
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    05-07-2015 , 05:07 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_Internet
    u don't seem to understand micro stakes. if u raise preflop, cbet & villain rr and u have top pair strong kicker SHOVVVVVVVE
    why would I want to shove when he has 8 ****ing 8?
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    05-07-2015 , 08:16 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brp7
    why would I want to shove when he has 8 ****ing 8?
    because hes a ****** and he'll call it off
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    05-07-2015 , 08:45 AM
    raise the flop get it in
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    05-07-2015 , 09:28 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brp7
    why would I want to shove when he has 8 ****ing 8?
    oh well if u can see his cards then it's a completely different scenario
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    05-07-2015 , 01:59 PM
    Try this game, it's basically always 50/50, so no bad beats can happen

    It's the new version of No-Limit+2Cards


    Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 8 players
    DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

    SB: t1738 34.76 BBs
    Hero (BB): t9822 196.44 BBs
    UTG: t3019 60.38 BBs
    UTG+1: t3000 60 BBs
    MP1: t3222 64.44 BBs
    MP2: t4965 99.30 BBs
    CO: t11354 227.08 BBs
    BTN: t3000 60 BBs

    Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with T K Q K
    UTG raises to t100, 2 folds, MP2 calls t100, 1 fold, BTN calls t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t50

    Flop: (t425) J 9 K (4 players)
    Hero bets t297, UTG folds, MP2 raises to t4865 all in, BTN folds, Hero calls t4568

    Turn: (t10155) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

    River: (t10155) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

    Final Pot: t10155
    Hero shows T K Q K (HI: a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
    MP2 shows Q T 9 K (HI: a straight, Nine to King)
    Hero wins t10155
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    05-07-2015 , 03:08 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_Internet
    oh well if u can see his cards then it's a completely different scenario
    I mean, what is he supposed to call me with? a flush draw or a worse ace if I'm lucky? or with two pair, sets and quads?
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    05-07-2015 , 03:09 PM
    OMFG is that a 2 outer?

    I've heard tell of these but never seen one for real.
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    05-08-2015 , 06:46 AM
    WOW, SICK!¨!!!!
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    05-10-2015 , 06:15 PM
    i was extremely happy to see u lost this pot and as long I don't lose it doesnt bother me. again thought it was funny and nice to see u lose haha. anyway bye
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    05-11-2015 , 03:54 PM
    Didn't read but i did show the post to my pets.


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    05-11-2015 , 04:25 PM
    lol ^
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    05-13-2015 , 01:09 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by irobinson
    My lunch cost more than $5 today.
    My coffee cost more than $5 today.
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    05-13-2015 , 02:21 PM
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    05-13-2015 , 03:22 PM
    So you lost a flip OP? Cry me a river.
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    05-13-2015 , 03:35 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clevername69
    So you lost a flip OP? Cry me a river.

    Last edited by Majik19; 05-13-2015 at 03:38 PM. Reason: bad imgur link
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    05-15-2015 , 02:13 PM
    Gotta win those races op.



    Better luck next time.
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    05-15-2015 , 02:16 PM
    This thread isn't dead yet? what the ****?
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