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09-08-2015 , 06:17 PM

#201

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Grats on the milestone

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...atlanta/nnZsB/

lol at this, lol so hard

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09-08-2015 , 06:32 PM

#202

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

I'm 5'10" and weigh about 165, am I too skinny for you? Will PM pics if need be.

Also, tits or ass? I think this question was already asked and you dodged it, so pick one pls.

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09-08-2015 , 08:09 PM

#203

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Craziest food you ever eaten?

Smoked sausage wrapped snickers

Craziest food you have not eaten but want to?

shark or gator

For a 5k prop bet, do you think you could survive on cabbage and beer alone for one year?

if I could do any greens water and vitamins I'm in

Excluding all WSOP bracelet events, EPTs and WPTs, what poker tournament would you most want to win?

Hpt in St. Louis because it's my "home" casino
Favorite Muppet?

Who wins this fight Martha Stewart v Oprah (remember, Martha's been to prison)

Martha hands down. Don't let her beaming smile fool you. She's a cheeky ****

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Grats on the milestone

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local...atlanta/nnZsB/

Thank you

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFi

I'm 5'10" and weigh about 165, am I too skinny for you? Will PM pics if need be.

Also, tits or ass? I think this question was already asked and you dodged it, so pick one pls.

On measurements probably. Do need pics for verification. I like tits and ass. Most women have one or the other so I'm attracted to the better feature. I do like to grab me some ass while I'm plowing the females though.

Be waiting for pics including ass and tits

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09-08-2015 , 08:11 PM

#204

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Missed the muppet question. Oscar the grouch or cookie monster

**** I love the count too.

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09-08-2015 , 09:01 PM

#205

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Martha hands down. Don't let her beaming smile fool you. She's a cheeky ****

Thank you

Be waiting for pics including ass and tits

PM incoming

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09-08-2015 , 10:14 PM

#206

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFi

PM incoming

Upon inspection you are right up my alley. Wanna sext?

Spoiler:

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09-08-2015 , 11:08 PM

#207

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

I'll think about it

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09-08-2015 , 11:27 PM

#208

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

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Originally Posted by HiFi

I'll think about it

So you're saying there's a chance.

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09-09-2015 , 02:12 AM

#209

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Missed the muppet question. Oscar the grouch or cookie monster

**** I love the count too.

First off, Cookie Monster is a boss ldo. But I'm afraid my friend that you went the Sesame Street route whilst I was inquiring as to your Muppet preference...

No points awarded this round

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09-09-2015 , 05:49 AM

#210

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

First off, Cookie Monster is a boss ldo. But I'm afraid my friend that you went the Sesame Street route whilst I was inquiring as to your Muppet preference...

No points awarded this round

Lol I was a little intoxicated. Miss piggy obv

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09-09-2015 , 02:27 PM

#211

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,725

If you had to unban one user, who'd you pick?

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09-09-2015 , 02:48 PM

#212

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,082

I'm suggesting he wouldn't pick Mutant Turtle.

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09-09-2015 , 02:50 PM

#213

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,082

Would you rather have your testicles kicked or mod PU?

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09-09-2015 , 03:15 PM

#214

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

If you had to unban one user, who'd you pick?

DamienT

Think that's the right name

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09-09-2015 , 03:16 PM

#215

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm suggesting he wouldn't pick Mutant Turtle.

That is correct

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Would you rather have your testicles kicked or mod PU?

Multiple kicks to the nuts please.

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09-09-2015 , 03:55 PM

#216

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

Waffle do you think if a mod chooses to de-mod, they should get a free un-ban? Like a presidential pardon at the last day of office?

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09-09-2015 , 04:45 PM

#217

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Waffle do you think if a mod chooses to de-mod, they should get a free un-ban? Like a presidential pardon at the last day of office?

I'd be ok with that if the candidate were put to a vote among the mods in the forum the candidate was banned.

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09-09-2015 , 10:21 PM

#218

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

If you could ban one mod for a month, who would it be and why?

What is your favorite childhood memory?

Pick your poison. Enema or urethral STI test. Explain your preference.

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09-09-2015 , 10:28 PM

#219

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

"One does not just walk into mordor?"

agree or disagree?

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09-09-2015 , 10:46 PM

#220

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Sex questions

How big is it? And measure it the right way please, not underneath from the balls because that's obv cheating.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

How many girls have you banged lifetime (if you're even keeping track)?

Any cool 3some (or more) stories?

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09-09-2015 , 11:17 PM

#221

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

If you could ban one mod for a month, who would it be and why?
Rapini becauase I would be a hero

What is your favorite childhood memory?
Hunting and fishing with my Gpa

Pick your poison. Enema or urethral STI test. Explain your preference.

Much rather take it in ass than up the cock

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09-09-2015 , 11:18 PM

#222

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by WateryBoil

"One does not just walk into mordor?"

agree or disagree?

Simply they do not

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09-09-2015 , 11:24 PM

#223

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFi

Sex questions

How big is it? And measure it the right way please, not underneath from the balls because that's obv cheating.

I'm a grower not a shower. Like 3 soft 6.5/7 hard

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

12. Grand daughter of the neighbor. She was 14

How many girls have you banged lifetime (if you're even keeping track)?

30-40

Any cool 3some (or more) stories?

Best one I was 16 and having a house party that quickly evolved into everyone hooking up. I'm upstairs banging a 7 and a 9 walks in and starts making out with her and rubbing them titties. 7 was unsure but quickly rolled with it. After a few minutes of this I end up switching back and forth til I got off. They continued for a bit after. I looked over in the corner and my buddy was furiously rubbing one out.

I finished my Johnny walker and passed out.

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