But maybe that's your thing

nothing wrong with that tho

so, how is Kingfish these days?

Guess where I am?

I'm sorry you are so poor

Lol

i have never been to a waffle house.

Jelly as ****.

...mmmmh. can't figure it out tbh...

edit: there's salt & pepper on the table... is it the restaurant of Salt ’n’ Pepa?

+1

A trip to a Waffle House is a special affair, even though it is open 24/7 the only time it is acceptable for a normal person to enter one is approx 315am, and only if the cash in your wallet is less than 20$ but more than 7$. Before contemplating entering a Waffle House you must have already written off the following day for "sleeping off" whatever intoxication you are currently under. You must read the entire menu and appear to be giving it some thought when everybody knows you will just order a Waffle and some hash browns. It is not acceptable for a regular person to order their hash browns using the code words listed on the menu, that is a privilege reserved for people who have given up completely on a successful life (i.e. one who has eaten at WH more than 4 times). It is considered impolite to look at any other patron in the establishment and an unspoken mutual agreement was made by simply entering WH that you don't want to be seen there so you shall see no one else there, it's only proper. Now your "meal" may have only cost about $5.20 but you should at least tip in paper money (round it up to 7, or bare-minimum 6.20). Remember to keep your eyes low and to the floor as you leave.

I hope you have enjoyed this entry in CigarDan's An Outsider's Guide to the Degen Life, stay tuned for more how-to and what-not-to-do articles in the future.

I approve of this message minus the waffle and hash browns part.

i have never been to a waffle house.

You don't eat waffles at a waffle house?

I used to eat schnitzel at a pancake place.

I once publicly admitted to not liking grits when I was at a Waffle House in the deep south.

This was an extremely poor choice.

Well that's just the start. You have to eat everything.

Yes. You just shovel them down as fast as possible and try to smile and forget that they are terrible.

If you don't like grits, you're doing it wrong. Grits are a huge part of a Southerner's diet as the are a prime method of conveyance for both butter and cheese, two of the Southerner's primary fuel sources. If you're feeling fancy you can even add diced bacon to the mix. Plain grits are avoided by all but the deepest of the deep south dwellers and even then it is not unusual to see them mix in some maple syrup from the other part of their breakfast.

What are you/what would you dressing up as for Halloween?

Do you have candy for the kids? (no pedo)

Fav Halloween prank?

I have a 4 foot skeleton that sits perfectly on the floor, beneath the windows so its out of sight, between the in/outside doors. I have fishing line tied to its neck to lift it up when the doorbell rings.

Worst result was a kid getting so scared he fell off the step into the flowerbed one year. Maybe a 2 feet fall at most. There was snow that year for some cushioning. Parents did laugh and the kid was fine.

So I just learned that there is a List of U.S. state foods... the South Dakota State dessert is Kuchen (ja "Kuchen"), in Missouri it's ice cream wtf? The "Illinois State snack food" is Popcorn lol.

I like to dress as Abe Lincoln and wear my drywall stilts for height.

No candy.

I'm old fashioned. A good egging or tping is great.

I had popcorn last night.

How did yiu find last years pic?

O have my ways...

Kingfish has had 2 posts in the LC/NC thread in the last 4 months. Being that all his content is LC/NC should we sack him as mod?

yes, remod Mold