hobbs, nullstring, gtmrider, and beer pong spit some good ****

yo ill come stomp you out 200 deep like we doubled the stacks
you havin trouble with raps comin at me with these subtle attacks
like you tryna nickel and dime me but ***** my rhymes be
sicker than tuan le you stuck in the game like this is jumanji
plus you know twin pistols is on me so im constantly 2 barrelin
i dont need to needle you ******* you probably shoot heroin
im the one relievin you of your check ya dummy, poker balla with no respect for money
and its money over bitches so thats even less for honeys, im an entrepreneur this is just investment money

pure genius

Balla? Balla?
Based upon that piece of shiit spitting,
I think the title of 'grammatically challenged' would be more fitting.
Sicker than Tuan Le?
Your rhymes are about as sick as Tuan Le,
Eating out a blow up sex doll in a rented bentley

dope as hell deuce..


Cut you no slack, got you like PC under a Mac Attack
Backin down, you been rebuyin, sayin u just doubled the stack
You a snack, chex mix, you better blaze that trail back
Crack o’ dawn I’m blackin out I’ll yak and I still rap

Sure I shoot heroin, I’m still better than, that book Mike Caro in,
I’m arrogant, yeh im the monstas in jumanji and the kids I terror em
I got so many checks I’m burnin em, lightin em, tearin em
Spark the fire, got natural chicks, big tits and barin em

But f*ck jumanji I play monopoly,
6 figure bankroll go ahead swap with me
100k freezeout and I got dollas stackin on top of me
I’m runnin huge bluffs b*tch try, you can’t stop anyyy

I’m a legend, pokerstars cashier lets me shop fo freeeee
If you ain’t a b*tch you a birch, and I’m like mahogany

they call me the

rhymenocerous

not because i'm fat and i got birds on my back but because i'm horny

i'm HORNY!!

dueces wins the thread btw

We can probably scratch fiji off of that list imo.

i stopped after the obligatory "yeye my ride, my rims, im cool im gangsta" line which was the first and second ldo

waitin on a call from a female, if we fail
then i'de rather smoke midgrade instead of gettin my weed mailed
from out of state places, grown in hidden places
smoked by me and you and all different races
but **** this, im tricky, almost like im invisible
judges try, but miss me, i make evidence inadmisable.

5:16 am? why ami drunk oin 2+2?

I can't believe all the **** that is going on here,
Sitting back pushing stack and grabbing a beer.
I ain't no bitch, got the itch, reading players
Calling n pushing with my stack, 20 layers
Pick up pocked deuces and you lay your kings down.
look out mother****er I'm taking the crown.
You can't take me, I'm to fast, I'm to smart
You be rolling home your sister in a K-mart kart
Superuser, **** I don't need the advantage,
I can show you my cards, still rolling home in your Vantage

This is fun,
I suck!

Very possibly the best line ever on BBV: "If you ain’t a b*tch you a birch, and I’m like mahogany"

I like:

You be flour bitch, Me, I am cocaine,
I eat your for breakfast, I rot out your brain.

Just cause your rhymes are whack don't try to hate mine/
You're about as straight as 4 5 6 8 9/
You're masterbatin while I'm out taggin hot broads/
Called me drawin dead and then said you had pot odds/

In heads up matches you go out on the bubble/
My girl looks like Wilma, yours looks like Barney Rubble/
I smell weakness, take my chip stack and fire it/
Your girl had a starring role in 2 Whales 1 Pirate/

egad...its really over...
hope.

(this might be out of line...my rap persona)

sure daniel negreanu might have some really slick moves
but ya know Ill angleshot that ***-ot if my cards dont improve

old man doyle will be crying himself to sleep
when yall *****s catch me checkraising on every f+ckin street
if I approach the table
better lock up your win
I play this game so fast itll throw you into a tail-spin

I move up to chase losses
ya think I give a ****?
playing high above my bankroll is just thrill enough
players at these levels think I really suck
but Ill just keep depositing till Im really stuck
(damn.......)

where is the youtube link?

VNH OP. Well played.

Bump

Chorus of OP is hilarious

this is good, but nowhere near as good as the what it do kid v txredman battle

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...page=0&fpart=1

what it do bbv