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04-29-2015 , 03:29 AM

#501

FranFran

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Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Also, pay a private instructor, why would you touch another male dancers.

Spoiler:

At least you said you were from Northen Europe, you have some money up there.

04-29-2015 , 03:42 AM

#502

Sammy2bullets

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FranFran, if your woman looked like mine, she could get you to do anything she wanted to. The by far 2 most used words, by me, in our relationship is; Yes and sorry.
Also Sammy wants to go to the Tour de France this year, and watch the final 7-10days of the race. If Sammy says no to the girly stuff she wants to do, his chances of going to the TDF for vacation are not good. Sometimes you have to suffer in a relationship to get what you want.

04-29-2015 , 04:11 AM

#503

FranFran

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now I got it, thats the reason you drink alone and post drunk. She doesn't let you have any friends!!! Ha ha! Sammy confirmed pussy.

04-29-2015 , 04:16 AM

#504

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

now I got it, thats the reason you drink alone and post drunk. She doesn't let you have any friends!!! Ha ha! Sammy confirmed pussy.

I don't like you anymore FranFran. Apologies to Sammy right now.

04-29-2015 , 04:18 AM

#505

FranFran

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Sammy, if your gf is really a 10 you'll need my help, you can't be this inferior in a relationship with 10.

04-29-2015 , 04:21 AM

#506

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Sammy, if your gf is really a 10 you'll need my help, you can't be this inferior in a relationship with 10.

Apologies to Sammy right now.

04-29-2015 , 04:28 AM

#507

FranFran

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blow me sammy now I won't help you

04-29-2015 , 04:42 AM

#508

Sammy2bullets

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You are no longer my friend FranFran. You say bad things about Sammy in his most vulnerable state of mind, and you wont apologies to Sammy. Shame on you. You are not a good friend FranFran.

04-29-2015 , 04:46 AM

#509

FranFran

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Im sorry sammy, put me off your ignore list, we can be friends again. You are not a pussy, you are equal in your relationship, and dancing with other guys and girls seems like a lot of fun.

04-29-2015 , 04:52 AM

#510

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Im sorry sammy, put me off your ignore list, we can be friends again. You are not a pussy, you are equal in your relationship, and dancing with other guys and girls seems like a lot of fun.

Ty very much FranFran, you are a nice person. I will be friends with you again. Sammy is ofc not a pussy, he is a real man, you knew it all along and were just joking with the Sammy, I understand that now.

04-29-2015 , 05:09 AM

#511

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,932

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

now I got it, thats the reason you drink alone and post drunk. She doesn't let you have any friends!!! Ha ha! Sammy confirmed pussy.

04-29-2015 , 05:09 AM

#512

FranFran

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Today is Wednesday, neutral piece of ****. This Friday is a hooliday so we could count it as a Thursdayish Wednesday, yeah I think it's ok. **** you Wednesday we semi like you.

04-29-2015 , 05:55 AM

#513

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Today is Wednesday, neutral piece of ****. This Friday is a hooliday so we could count it as a Thursdayish Wednesday, yeah I think it's ok. **** you Wednesday we semi like you.

This is very cool info. I forgot about friday being a holiday, I am so happy and semi-drunk right now. Thx FranFran, if you hadn't said anything, I probably would have left for work friday morning. I have tried showing up for work before on a holiday, that's not fun.

04-29-2015 , 08:08 AM

#514

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,634

We're not allowed to celebrate May Day in the US because the communists will win or some damn thing.

04-29-2015 , 08:43 AM

#515

Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

We're not allowed to celebrate May Day in the US because the communists will win or some damn thing.

You have the first monday in september (labor day) instead.

Like on a lot of points you Americans are years behind the development in Europe, and in particular Scandinavia.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-29-2015 at 08:58 AM.

04-29-2015 , 09:03 AM

#516

FWWM

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Yeah, like couples gay dances or something

04-29-2015 , 09:08 AM

#517

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Cliffs of Sammys horrible night.

- Male dance instructor touched Sammy in places that were not meant to be touched by a man.
- Sammy had to hold hands with other guys in a circle, while shaking his ass.
- Sammy had to dance very close with, and put his arms around, another man.
- Sammy has to buy weird gaylord shoes before next class.
- Gf made plans with other couple at dance course, now we have to practice with them at their place this weekend.
- When the 8 classes is done, there's a final dance contest/party where friends/family can attend, gf wants us to do this.

On top of that, I have to pay for this crap with my hard earned money.

Only upside is that most of the other guys there were forced by their women to go, and they seem to hate it as much as me. The guy from the couple I have to pratice with on saturday, said to his girl that he would only do it if he could drink, so I already like him.

I have never felt any less like a man, than I do right now.

That sounds like hell. Sheep wishes Sammy all the best.

04-29-2015 , 09:24 AM

#518

Sammy2bullets

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Tak Sheep, du forstår mit helvede.

04-29-2015 , 09:29 AM

#519

Sammy2bullets

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Sammy is drinking today, no work for Sammy this day.

Sammy noticed during his wednesday drinking that gf-dog has expensive habbits just like gf. That ****ing dog wont drink cheap beer....

Now offered an expensive and great tasting beer:

Last pic is a little too dark, but that ****ing dog is drinking the expensive beer like an alcoholic.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-29-2015 at 09:39 AM.

04-29-2015 , 09:35 AM

#520

fidstar-poker

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So sammy paid a guy to touch him.

Gotcha!

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-29-2015 at 09:35 AM. Reason: also cute dog

04-29-2015 , 09:46 AM

#521

FWWM

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dog was rightfully insulted by that small can

04-29-2015 , 09:46 AM

#522

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So sammy paid a guy to touch him.

Gotcha!

Tried to think of reasons to flame this post......Couldn't. Yes, this is what happened.

04-29-2015 , 09:58 AM

#523

Sammy2bullets

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Just finished the first 12 beers, and have a long day ahead of me. I am trying to think of something to do to (no with) the dog. I like animals so ofc nothing that will hurt the dog, but could you give me any suggestions? I'm thinking of giving it some Absinhte, but it didn't like the smell of it, so that probably wont work. Right now I have tied 2 empty beer cans to its tail, and it's running aroung like a crazy person in a liquor store with no money.

04-29-2015 , 09:59 AM

#524

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You have the first monday in september (labor day) instead.

Like on a lot of points you Americans are years behind the development in Europe, and in particular Scandinavia.

I wish we were behind the times. That would mean we could look forward to 4-6 weeks of vacation some day.

I think it's more likely that you guys will be joining us, Japan and Taiwan with working your asses off year round. That's if you want to stay viable in the world market.

Edit: On the other hand, if you told me I could have the entire month of August off, but that would turn the US into a third-rate economy, I would take that offer in a minute.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 04-29-2015 at 10:09 AM.

04-29-2015 , 10:00 AM

#525

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Yeah, I like gay dances

Well, each his own. No worries.

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