» francisco_d_anconia • Mon Aug 12, 2013 08:55 PM
Oh, and I am a real lawyer. I've also really done all of the following things:
- Been in non-public areas of the White House
- Produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- Had my picture taken with the President
- Attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- Sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- Sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- Had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- Had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- Been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- Had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- Been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- Represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- Been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- Had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- Been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news
And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.
I'll tell ya, I have a foxy chick driving 100's of miles to reconnect NOW. do you guys think I should do the NiggaFlip with her right off? or just express lust-her up?