Email I got from a mental patient girl:
Hi Dave!
It is important to have kids. Do you want to be ruled by mean minorities?
You need a job and I will be your reference if you need one. Be a manager. If you pledge to hire whites
who need jobs it will be a big help.
You will discover having kids and self respect and helping your country is fulfilling.
You may need to move to an area where mean minorities are grabbing jobs and not hiring whites. It's a problem.
I can help. You can help.
If they see a criminal record, tell them you were a spy and you had to get a criminal record to work on that assignment.
Spies can't go into details.
I am not a spy. You were my manager at a startup company called Crazy Diamond. You were great.
We boxed manufacturing equipment.
Whatever you say, refresh my memory before you send a letter.
Please yourself, help your country. I will help.
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