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09-25-2007 , 03:57 AM

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so I am [censored] near busto and am playing lots of 5 10 hu games and i cant even beat the donks there so as soon as they win one big pot from me, since i dont have chat and cant congratulate them, i just start openshoving 100bb hand after hand after till they finally look me up with A3o and hold

0 -----> 1mil -----> 0 TIME BABY [censored] LIFE I HATE EVERYTHING DIE BBV

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09-25-2007 , 03:58 AM

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basically if u see me at a hu table just win one pot and ill start openshoving/insta reloading till i give u 9 buyins or so then just sit out and lol all day

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09-25-2007 , 03:58 AM

Alobar

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09-25-2007 , 03:58 AM

anononon

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justice

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09-25-2007 , 03:59 AM

Apathy

2006/2007 HSNL HU champ

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Wanna play me for everything you have left?

would make for a good story if I made you back on the road to robusto.

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09-25-2007 , 03:59 AM

Mothercanuck

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Grimmstar is still not ZEN! U got like bottled up RAGE issues man...go see a shrink or a hypnotist to keep that donkey kong tiltrage unedr control!

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09-25-2007 , 04:03 AM

lippy

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I feel bad for you grim. I hope [censored] turns around for you.

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09-25-2007 , 04:11 AM

mrjetguy

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grim you need to control your gambling habit, the best way to do so is simply send me a check for whatever you have left. I will then allow you to live on the alley behind where I live. This will give you time to come to inner peace with yourself.

If you have less than 5k the deal is off as I can't ruin the integrity of the alley for less than 5k.

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09-25-2007 , 04:12 AM

Janis N.

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Graph or it (unfortunately) didn't happen.

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09-25-2007 , 04:40 AM

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Berky

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POST GRAPH ALREADY

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09-25-2007 , 04:59 AM

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Diamond Lie

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basically if u see me at a hu table just win one pot and ill start openshoving/insta reloading till i give u 9 buyins or so then just sit out and lol all day

So basically an open flipament challenge to BBV?

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09-25-2007 , 05:00 AM

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[Phill]

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You should at least go out with a blaze of honourable glory and just donate your roll to charity.

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09-25-2007 , 06:36 AM

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cowpig

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lol @ u beating "5/10 donks"

u can try again tomorrow. I'll be on when i wake up ~3pm EST im guessing

I'll play you all day

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09-25-2007 , 06:45 AM

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SecretOfMana

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09-25-2007 , 06:48 AM

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Patrio

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just buy me in the wcoop main event instead of tiltmonkey it away will you?

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09-25-2007 , 06:50 AM

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nath

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ahah life grimmed you

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09-25-2007 , 07:07 AM

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BadMoFu

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I dont believe you. Thats all negative self-PR to get some attention. Ur not BUSTO. Unless you prove it.

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09-25-2007 , 07:48 AM

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nichtsnutz

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thepokermovie should have been about Grimstarr.

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09-25-2007 , 08:27 AM

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Crazy Porto

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Grimmstar is still not ZEN! U got like bottled up RAGE issues man...go see a shrink or a hypnotist to keep that donkey kong tiltrage unedr control!

this sounds like a great idea, be honest you gotta end this in style right?

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09-25-2007 , 08:38 AM

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Asheh

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Ok next time you get to 1mill, why not try invest half of it and live off the interest? LDO, i guess u thought of this already though

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09-25-2007 , 08:53 AM

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augie_

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09-25-2007 , 08:55 AM

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VPIP100

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how much left?

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09-25-2007 , 08:56 AM

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septic

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cant wait to have grim next to me on microstakes

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09-25-2007 , 09:03 AM

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vos

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second that septic

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09-25-2007 , 09:05 AM

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Conspire

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basically if u see me at a hu table just win one pot and ill start openshoving/insta reloading till i give u 9 buyins or so then just sit out and lol all day

Life must suck when you cant steal peoples blinds and sit out. Open shoving can work though, if u win, then sit out.

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