The Ultimate Reverse Slowroll! - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Sooo 90% of replies to virtually every thread are just trolls.....

OP - what happened at that table is actually quite original and i'd never thought about a slowrolling in that manner!

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05-29-2011 , 11:10 AM

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lnternet

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live poker is a helluva drug

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05-29-2011 , 01:40 PM

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Cracked_Avacado

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Originally Posted by lnternet

live poker is a helluva drug

no u

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05-29-2011 , 02:38 PM

#29

teddy75

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wtf?

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05-29-2011 , 02:39 PM

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teddy75

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Originally Posted by shermj

moar

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05-29-2011 , 09:10 PM

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mharder4

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wtf??

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05-29-2011 , 09:13 PM

#32

ImDaNuts

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thread needs more savers

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05-29-2011 , 09:14 PM

#33

slayerv1fan

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Originally Posted by ImDaNuts

thread needs more savers

serial, tho i dont think this thread can be saved

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05-29-2011 , 09:16 PM

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mikekelley13

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Originally Posted by shermj

OK so imagine some big fat russian guy at a poker table right with a moustache. He holds the nuts on an AAxx board and facing a raise from his opponent. He proceeds to grumble and complain about what to do, and mumble random things in Russian here and there. One of the things in russian sounds like "OIIMALLIN" or something. Then the opponent will proceed to call swiftly. The russian guy gets floor staff to come over, complaining that he didnt mean to go allin and that it was just an expression. Finally after the deliberation, the russian guy is told he must show his cards since he still did say he was all in. Then the ruskian will throw his A A at his opponents face, cutting his eyes. As he rakes in the pot with his cack you laugh at him.

okay

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05-29-2011 , 09:23 PM

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Darkhours

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Vodka? Where's the damn Vodka? If you tell a russian story it must include vodka.

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05-29-2011 , 10:37 PM

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mo3rtelmu

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05-29-2011 , 10:37 PM

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Craggoo

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Originally Posted by shermj

OK so imagine some big fat russian guy at a poker table right with a moustache that is pounding vodka shooters. He holds the nuts on an AAxx board and facing a raise from his opponent. He proceeds to grumble and complain about what to do, and mumble random things in Russian here and there. One of the things in russian sounds like "OIIMALLIN" or something. It was probably just slurred speech from all the vodka he had been drinking. Then the opponent will proceed to call swiftly. The russian guy gets floor staff to come over, asking why the staff won't serve him any more vodka. Finally after the deliberation, the russian guy is told he must show his cards since he still did say he was all in. Then the ruskian will throw his A A at his opponents face, cutting his eyes. As he rakes in the pot with his cack you laugh at him and offer to buy him a drink (of vodka ldo).

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Originally Posted by Darkhours

Vodka? Where's the damn Vodka? If you tell a russian story it must include vodka.

There ya go

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05-30-2011 , 10:19 AM

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Gordita

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lmao thread i liked it

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05-30-2011 , 12:21 PM

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pulhAz0r

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wtf is this

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05-30-2011 , 03:00 PM

#40

2+2=5

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what is this?

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05-30-2011 , 03:00 PM

#41

2+2=5

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but i like it anyways. 5 stars

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06-09-2011 , 04:55 PM

#42

BigShades

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Went way over my head.

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06-09-2011 , 04:59 PM

#43

Kiron

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Amazing

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06-09-2011 , 06:54 PM

#44

Howie Diddot

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Savers saved the day!

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05-30-2012 , 05:51 PM

#45

shermj

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bump

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05-30-2012 , 05:59 PM

#46

MrBump

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Less russians (with or without moustaches)

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Originally Posted by shermj

moar of this

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05-30-2012 , 07:47 PM

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David123

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Originally Posted by brandofo

i cant imagine a russian with a moustache so this story does not make sense

lol, ever heard of Josef Stalin, the most famous russian ever with the most badass moustache ever?

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05-30-2012 , 08:04 PM

#48

Davino

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Originally Posted by TurdFerguson

i felt a little piece of my brain die after reading this post

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05-30-2012 , 09:26 PM

#49

Rok2p2

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This is actually angle shooting, as in video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkxcBy6js7s

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