This has to be some sort of money laundering scheme. I don't think its possible for someone to be this bad.

Playing $3 tournaments against multiple opponents over several years? Doesn't strike me as a particularly clever scheme.

Can someone look "Johasa" up on Expekt and include MTTs?

Holy christ. How can you play that many games and not realize how terrible you are at poker, and not improve even a little?

I lol'd. Its like, oh gj man, starting to do pretty decentlyNOOO

This person should be studied in a lab

haha

brag: winning player
beat: it only took ~5000 games

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solid loser

[x] First Post
[x] Solid loser
[x] Beat me HU

back when I was a pro (more pro-jokefish) I had the nuttiest sharkscope. I would show it to people on 2+2 and they would not believe me. Basically I had played like 10,000 10 man 70 fpp sitngos and had won at a reasonable rate so I had won like 4k over 10,000 tournaments (this is how i used my fpps-so stupid i didn't realize that I was not properly using my time) back when I was grinding micros. the problem was I didn't know wtf I was doing back then so i would grind micros for like 300 hours, make like 2k and then drop it off to some HS/MS NL HU pro. it was so sick. they were earning sick hourly's off my retartedly hard work. I guess chalk it up to a learning experience.

mine looks solid I guess:

This player is very good. The reason for the crazy losses was the crazy $$ he won in a tournament. Oh, ya, it was a WSOP event Obv. have to move up after winning 200k on TV.

ok can someone please post itchybuts . this dummy has got to have one super crap graph. i cant do it. i used up all my searches and i dont know how any way. itchybuts poker stars. aka the donkster. thanks guys. this thread is awesome

itchybuts 162 $0 $1 4% $7

dont feel like posting graph, but it obv isnt that crazy.

wow

Nice learning curve.

buttertoast puts finger to lips. moves finger up and down and hums.

This is an awesome thread!

My own graph is starting to look pretty sweet - almost all $11/$26 45s and 90s on FT

please show me how to play like that please

i think for most of the upswong he played freeroll sats...not entirely sure

Stop posting stupid graphs.

Hint, if it's your own, it's probably stupid.