this may qualify for actual balla if I paid for it, but didn't:
Rolled around London (yes, the UK capital) one night in a Merc limo with a few mates.
explanation(tl;dr):
We were on a school trip and had to get back to the hotel in time for check in, but the Tube was already closed. Or I think we figured it may take too long. So my rich balla friend (Saudi Royal family) called up a Merc limo on the spot!
Got mud on trousers from walking thru muddy carpark night before. CBF getting them cleaned, so I turboshopped a pair of matching trousers. I couldn't remember my size. CBF trying them on, have to take off shoes etc. Nah fark that, I stared down the dacks on the rack and soulread my size. Wasn't 100% sure of my read so expanded the range to include 1 size up and 1 size down. Bought 3 pairs different sizes. Good thing I gave myself 3 outs because my initial read was a bit loose.
I was at the Rio this past year for the WSOP and was walking with my wife to the Amazon room. I look up and all of the sudden this older guy on a scooter whips a U turn in the middle of the hall and almost ran over my foot! I hear my wife gasp for air and say OMG look at who that is..... I look down and its non other than Doyle Brunson! Now if he would have ran over my foot and broken every bone I would have been 100% baller! Instead I felt baller for the fact that he almost ran over me and I was so close to his awesomeness!
went to the campus newsagent to buy a lottery ticket (euromillions - ie the expensive ones). she asked me how many i wanted. i said 6. her eyes almost popped and she might have got a bit wet.
didn't win though.
First big tourney few weeks ago (EPT london), first cash. Gave the waitress who was showing me the path to the cashier a 20£bill for the 30 seconds walk. Felt slightly baller.
First big tourney few weeks ago (EPT london), first cash. Gave the waitress who was showing me the path to the cashier a 20£bill for the 30 seconds walk. Felt slightly baller.
Spent a week eating/drinking for free at one of Londons best private casinos during the WSOPE, which included lifts back to hotel in Bentleys etc.. then had access to the VIP lounge at the Empire for the entire series. That was a slightly baller couple of weeks.
bought an infiniti g35 2 weeks ago transferred $30k via bankwire to dealers bank acc. Was in the bank dressed in like absolute rags (had to organise from inside bank branch), was prob suspected of dealing drugs.