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01-26-2010 , 11:48 AM

#401

GoodGame

SL Bathroom Bachelor

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,124

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Originally Posted by Grindcore

The pizza guy had no change and I only had a €50 bill for the €12 pizza, told him to keep it.

I've paid $50 for someone to get me a pizza as well. I think that's the moment you realize you've really made it in life

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01-26-2010 , 01:10 PM

#402

maryn

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,102

sadly im real life nit

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01-26-2010 , 01:21 PM

#403

archie1st

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,375

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Originally Posted by Candranos

how did no one notice that this is obv fake.. the numbers dont even add up

wat

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01-26-2010 , 02:23 PM

#404

Candranos

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 197

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Originally Posted by texan1382

Uhhh, yes they do?
+ There was a news story on this on Yahoo News?

3x la tache romanee Co 15,000 = 45,000
2x Chateau Petrus 10,000 = 20,000

that would be 65k for just those two... the quantities are all wrong at least

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01-26-2010 , 02:26 PM

#405

Dan87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,079

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Originally Posted by Candranos

3x la tache romanee Co 15,000 = 45,000
2x Chateau Petrus 10,000 = 20,000

that would be 65k for just those two... the quantities are all wrong at least

nice fail

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01-26-2010 , 02:27 PM

#406

texan1382

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 602

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Originally Posted by Candranos

3x la tache romanee Co 15,000 = 45,000
2x Chateau Petrus 10,000 = 20,000

that would be 65k for just those two... the quantities are all wrong at least

This has to be a level.

Chateau Petrus is $5K a peice, so when you get two, its $10K total. ****ing Fish.

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01-26-2010 , 02:30 PM

#407

Candranos

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 197

lulz

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01-26-2010 , 02:38 PM

#408

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

haha math fail

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01-26-2010 , 02:55 PM

#409

Castlemann

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 258

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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

Amazingly, I did not black out and remember I had 2 litres of beer, 2 gin and tonics, 2 stingers, 2 shots of tequila, shot of Jameson, and glass of scotch.

Drinking nit ITT. Where I come, that's just a starter.

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01-26-2010 , 03:24 PM

#410

nelly06

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 365

got sick of not having matching socks so i threw out every one i had and bought 30 brand spanking new socks, i know. . . .truly a G!

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01-26-2010 , 03:49 PM

#411

dutchhen

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 212

I won 5BI off of Scott Fischman in PLO400 once. Clearly I should be a red pro.

Beat: Lost it all at 5/10 within 24 hours.

Beat 2: Haven't played 5/10 since.

Was sitting at a table for a live jackpot once, made about 2k. Actual pot was only like $50. 1/2, Button raise to 10, BB called.

Flop: A 2 5

BB checks, BTN bets 15.

Turn: A

Check, check.

River: A

Check, check.

BB sheepishly turns over A-9, BTN sheepishly turns over KK, I become 2k richer.

Last edited by dutchhen; 01-26-2010 at 03:56 PM.

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01-26-2010 , 04:11 PM

#412

Alexcny

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 234

Was playing a 1/2 live game at a local casino. Some cute girls I new from high school were at the casino playing bingo and were going to swing by the poker room to say hello after the finished.

When they got there I had ~$1600 in chips in front of me and they were all thoroughly impressed.

Beat: I was in the game for $500 and was down $400 the night before.

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01-26-2010 , 04:15 PM

#413

bears3434

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 231

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Originally Posted by dutchhen

I thought BB jackpot can only be hit if you use both of your cards..?

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01-26-2010 , 04:17 PM

#414

FyteOn

adept

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 728

AAA-A9

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04-03-2010 , 06:23 PM

#415

AK Fisher

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 226

Yeah , it is cheaper to just buy new cloths than wash 'em and cloths that fit good are all ****ed up. Although the pile of cloths after a few years is a little impressive .

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04-03-2010 , 06:32 PM

#416

smarrigrotta

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 250

Playing soccer when I was elementary school, was running fast against the goal when I see the ball flying behind me I accidentally trip and somehow I manage to kick the ball with the back of my leg while falling down on my hands and I SCORE. Everyone thought it was on purpose and they cheered me. It became the most talked about goal in the whole school.

And yes I never said to anyone it was an accident.

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04-03-2010 , 06:37 PM

#417

gmoola

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 273

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Originally Posted by smarrigrotta

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04-03-2010 , 07:06 PM

#418

DjSkyy

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,735

i once had like $20k in the room safe at encore, and i owed my new gf $300 for the plane tix to fly out to see me so i pulled out a huge wad of benjamins and peeled off 3 for her.

i'm not sure if she noticed or cared, but i felt like a baller

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04-04-2010 , 04:27 AM

#419

RanchDressin

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,148

Won 4k at the Borgata the other day and showered my gf with hundos.

Oh and before this win me and my boy tipped off a cocktail waitress to give us drinks every 10 mins and raised $15 - $25 min a hand in 1-2 NL. I ended up raising $80 when I started getting really drunk and ended up having to call $120 more when somone obv reshoved aces. Of course i flopped a flush and ran around the casino saying "im an ass hole!" with the biggest smile on my face.

Last edited by RanchDressin; 04-04-2010 at 04:34 AM.

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04-04-2010 , 01:44 PM

#420

kokoro

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnePesco

Told my gf we were going to an italian resturant. She was a bit surprised when I handed over the flighttickets to Rome.

sick, planning on doing that

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04-04-2010 , 02:11 PM

#421

0bscura

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 419

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Originally Posted by Alexcny

I new from high school

Must have been before you dropped out to get your GED.

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04-04-2010 , 02:21 PM

#422

e-donk

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 202

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Originally Posted by UnePesco

Told my gf we were going to an italian resturant. She was a bit surprised when I handed over the flighttickets to Rome.

Brag: did similar thing to unepesco with a new gf.
Beat: she had a panic attack in the airport and refused to board the plane. Goodbye £2.5k holiday.

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04-04-2010 , 03:48 PM

#423

icoNn

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 421

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candranos

3x la tache romanee Co 15,000 = 45,000
2x Chateau Petrus 10,000 = 20,000

that would be 65k for just those two... the quantities are all wrong at least

How is anyone possibly this stupid?