This one time, I stopped using the decimal point to type in my bets.

When I bought these badboys!

U wasted your money on Bose?

[x]beat
[ ] balla

I finish 2nd in the 3k guaranteed in Bodog this past thursday and won it the next day! won over $1.5k. Snap cash it out and bought myself a 1.2k Emporio Armani suit... http://www.emporioarmani.com/item/re...d10/49111847QN.

Felt baller!!

was playing 5/10nl at commerce. got tilted. ended up doing a 500 coin flip on the side of the table with a guy from mexico city. didnt feel too balla, felt more like a degen gamblor.

I once have left a tip.

[ ] wasted money
[ ] you have tried these headphones
[?] baller
[x] I felt slightly baller
[x] GFY mkay?

Some of these stories are bordering on full blown baller

one time when me and my friend were done grinding sngs for the day we realized we each won a few hundred on the day. when we went to make some Kraft Dinner we werent sure if we should throw in an extra box or not, trying to gauge how hungry we were. since we both had a pretty solid day we decided to throw in the extra box and not worry if we waste a bit

oh wow, you worry about having wasted too much money on food? I mean, seriously, that must be really rough. I feel bad for you.

clearly a level

Epic fail.

went to a kfc and tried to order 2 buffalo snackers with pepper mayo. the manager tells me pepper mayo only comes on the regular snacker. i asked if i could pay extra for the sauce and he tells me no(wtf?). i ordered two of each and told him to add the pepper mayo to the buffalo ones. tossed the other two.

Bought a gift for my GF after my 1st poker trip to Macau, 5 days doing only that. Very profitable one.

Played roulette for 20 minutes at the very end of my second trip to Macau, after my KK got cracked for the billionth time in 7 days. Found HKD 500 in my wallet and had 1/2h to kill before heading to the airport. !st time ever playing roulette.

Shot 1: cover most of the board, put 3 times as much as others on lucky number: 19. Hit
Shot 2: Cover most of the board, with 3 times as much on 9. Hit
Friends go wtf.
Shot 3: Cover most of the board, with 3 times as much on 8. ... nope I missed that one but got my money back (forgot number though)
Shot 4: x9 seemed to work before, cover most of the board, with 6 times as much on 29. Hit.

500->10500 HKD (1400 USD). Put 6k in pocket, lose rest, 5.5k profit, recovered 20% of weeks poker losses in 20 minutes roulette, head to the airport with a smile.

I've had a pretty rough year with job and poker. When my gf's bday was a round and our anniv, i had hardly squat to buy her something nice. i went played live for a bit today, ended up being $875 up, and when gf got home tonight, i gave her a short speech about not being able to get her anything really nice over the past few months and that she deserved this - and gave her $500...

Felt really really good

one time at band camp..

.. i had sex.

this thread makes me laugh everytime i read it

yesterday i was staking a friend who was doing things like folding when he could check, just cause i was out for the night to show him a good time, every time he busted id just grab another hundo, ppl at the table were pretty amazed, felt a little baller

only funny because of your SN, i had to check if it was a gimmick =]

wins

was at the table on my last day of a livepoker trip and my bro cashed all the chips i had in my safe for me and handed me a wad of $100's while i was sitting. lady dealer never wanted me more

i bought an iphone with no job TAX REFUND FTW!

he's probably just a mega tabling nit imo

Just now I randomly went on Amazon and bought 34 books.

I prob already have over 100 books in my room that I haven't read yet.