Started playing in August 2011 and was a winning player in the micros for a while untill I lost a couple big pots at 10nl and went into 400nl / 500$ HUsngs and open shoved every hand for a bit. This pattern continued untill like early 2012 where I would play good and win for a while then some days I lost and went to high stakes and spewed like a drunk headless chicken.

April 2012 started playing NL50 HU and won like $2000 over a relatively short period. During a session against someone I later realised was a HU specialist with several UGL badges at 50nl I lost like 1000$ just spewing and shoving every hand pre etc and donated the rest of my roll to some random 5/10 regular. Pattern continued untill 05/11-12 where I decided to stop tilting and spewing money like a ******. I accepted variance and didn't give a **** about money. I deposited 1000$ and started playing a mix of 50 and 100 NL heads up using following BRM/STAKES:

1000$ = HUNL 50/100
4000$ = HUNL 200 (2BI shot)
8000$ = HUNL 400short (2BI shot)

Lifetime NLHM Cash pre 05/11-12


Lifetime NLHM Tournament pre 05/11-12


Last 2 months (HUNL 50-200)




--INB4 FISH ON A HEATER--

Poker Stars $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players

BTN/SB: $2359.69
Hero (BB): $560.41

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with 6 5
BTN/SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $48, BTN/SB raises to $126, Hero raises to $560.41 all in, BTN/SB calls $434.41

Flop: ($1120.82) T 3 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($1120.82) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($1120.82) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1120.82
BTN/SB shows K A (a pair of Threes - Ace kicker)
Hero shows 6 5 (a pair of Threes)
BTN/SB wins $1120.32
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players

BTN/SB: $1000.00
Hero (BB): $1481.79

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with 5 A
BTN/SB raises to $20, Hero calls $10

Flop: ($40.00) 5 5 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $29.62, Hero raises to $100.71, BTN/SB raises to $220, Hero calls $119.29

Turn: ($480.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $170, BTN/SB calls $170

River: ($820.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $590 all in, Hero calls $590

Final Pot: $2000.00
BTN/SB shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
Hero shows 5 A (three of a kind, Fives)
BTN/SB wins $1999.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Hoping to ship some serious money in 2013, start playing 6max again and maybe make it to 5/10+ HUNL

Beat: Spewed like hell at teh pokerz and got two-outered for rollz.
Brag: Close to even in 2 months after losing over 1 year.
Varaince: Tilt is a ****ing bitch.

Happy new years!

gl gl. tilt is the worst/most difficult thing in poker.

Fingering his mom makes up for a bad day at the poker tables

So very true.

Ccongrats on success, although sample is kinda small, update in 3 months imo

Gtfo on with this. Your material is old.

Tyvm, will definately update in 2-3 months. This will make me even more motivated to play good!

Good to hear you have rallied. Gl at the tables.

lol son u got tooken to the waffle house

BBV is your blog

GL sir

Some nasty cliffs on the first 2 graphs op. GL, keep this updated.

I hear no one returns.

Banhammer one time?

Went through a bunch of hands in my database and decided to post some:

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

Hero (BTN/SB): $319.30
BB: $168.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with K 4
Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $8, Hero raises to $22, BB calls $14

Flop: ($44.00) 9 2 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BB calls $18

Turn: ($80.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($80.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero calls $50

Final Pot: $180.00
Hero shows K 4 (a pair of Fours)
BB shows Q K (King Queen high)
Hero wins $179.50
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BB: $92.42
Hero (BTN/SB): $245.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K 9
Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($20.00) 5 9 Q (2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($40.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $22, Hero calls $22

River: ($84.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $203.50 all in, BB calls $50.42 all in

Final Pot: $184.84
BB shows 5 A (a pair of Fives)
Hero shows K 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $184.34
(Rake: $0.50)



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BTN/SB: $85.07
Hero (BB): $74.64

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 2 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN/SB raises to $10, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($30.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $16.50, Hero calls $16.50

River: ($63.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $53.57 all in, Hero calls $43.14 all in

Final Pot: $149.28
BTN/SB shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
Hero shows J A (a pair of Deuces)
BTN/SB wins $148.78
(Rake: $0.50)



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BTN/SB: $59.99
Hero (BB): $50.11

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K 7
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN/SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) 3 3 K (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN/SB raises to $14, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($38.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

River: ($55.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $26, Hero calls $22.61 all in

Final Pot: $100.22
BTN/SB shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
Hero shows K 7 (two pair, Kings and Threes)
BTN/SB wins $99.72
(Rake: $0.50)



Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

Hero (BB): $189.50
BTN/SB: $304.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with J K
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $12, BTN/SB calls $9

Flop: ($24.00) Q 8 T (2 players)
Hero bets $20, BTN/SB calls $20

Turn: ($64.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $45, BTN/SB calls $45

River: ($154.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $112.50 all in, BTN/SB folds

Final Pot: $154.00
Hero wins $153.50
(Rake: $0.50)



Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 2049029
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $107.25
BTN/SB: $90.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 6 8
BTN/SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $8, BTN/SB calls $6

Flop: ($16.00) 3 9 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, BTN/SB raises to $21.50, Hero calls $13.50

Turn: ($59.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $26, Hero calls $26

River: ($111.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $34.70 all in, Hero calls $34.70

Final Pot: $180.40
Hero shows 6 8 (two pair, Eights and Threes)
BTN/SB shows T 7 (a pair of Threes)
Hero wins $179.90



Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BTN/SB: $208.01
Hero (BB): $205.54

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with J 5
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $12, BTN/SB calls $9

Flop: ($24.00) 4 3 J (2 players)
Hero bets $12, BTN/SB calls $12

Turn: ($48.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $25, BTN/SB calls $25

River: ($98.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $156.54 all in, BTN/SB calls $156.54

Final Pot: $411.08
BTN/SB shows A 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero shows J 5 (a flush, Jack high)
Hero wins $410.58
(Rake: $0.50)


Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BB: $255.91
Hero (BTN/SB): $530.99

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($20.00) J 3 Q (2 players)
BB bets $12, Hero raises to $36, BB calls $24

Turn: ($92.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $54, BB raises to $108, Hero calls $54

River: ($308.00) A (2 players)
BB bets $101.91 all in, Hero calls $101.91

Final Pot: $511.82
BB shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
Hero shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Queens)
BB wins $511.32
(Rake: $0.50)

am i supposed to be impressed or something?

I don't really care if you're impressed or not, just felt like posting a couple semi-interessting hands as a bump to the thread

they arent interesting

This

What are you having for dinner?

words cannot express how insignificant 22k hands is

don't get complacent

are you a folder or a scruncher?

Words can not express how insignificant your comment about insignificance is.

BUT IM GOING TO ATTEMPT IT ANYHOW, LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!.

New year spew

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

BTN/SB: $1112.65
Hero (BB): $620.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with T J
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 3 8 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $8, Hero raises to $26, BTN/SB raises to $66, Hero raises to $614 all in, BTN/SB calls $548

Turn: ($1240.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($1240.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Slightly bad start of 2013 - basically what happened was I was crushing this reg w/ some huge leaks and was winning like 8BI's cuz he was 3betting like 30-35% and never folding to 4bets so he kind of handed me his chips. I just started running terribly at one point, just coolered/losing every hand pretty much till he releaved me of all my profits. Then this hand happend and I was like **** this guy lets hit a straight against his flopped set - quite shocked when he turned over an overpair but w/e. Still crushing and up a decent amount in january despite a couple slight setbacks similar to this.

Almost ready for 400nl, not really decided what I want my roll to be before I start playing there. I was thinking 8k to bumhunt at first but I prolly want a little bit more for psychological reasons. I'll be making platinum on stars in january (yay first time ever). What i'll do in february is probably go for a full month of playing 100nl 6m, and wait for donks at 200nlhu+ and mix in that when I get action. I think this maximizes my chances to make the most money in a month + improve at 6max and start regging that game for hopefully massive profits at MSNL+. Giraffe coming at the end of january. Not sure if I should move this thread to PCG?