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11-05-2021 , 01:24 AM

#51

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

First world problems ai

11-05-2021 , 01:25 AM

#52

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

It's the weekend!

11-05-2021 , 03:02 AM

#53

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Today a woman who drives a Tesla called to complain that her dog's muscle relaxer wasn't filled promptly enough or with enough concern.

What type of Tesla?

11-05-2021 , 03:49 AM

#54

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 11,990

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Today a woman who drives a Tesla called to complain that her dog's muscle relaxer wasn't filled promptly enough or with enough concern.

and this ***** had a tesla, A TESLA, un****ing believable Jim, I can't understand what the world's coming to. A goddamn Tesla.

11-05-2021 , 04:32 AM

#55

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Word on the street is Tesla drivers bring the disease upon our lands. There are some ideas about who is to blame

11-05-2021 , 05:23 AM

#56

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I blame the pharmacists.

11-05-2021 , 06:36 AM

#57

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

There are some idiots buying teslas in croatia hahahaba very funny.

They even go to herzegovina with these electricians.

Very nice and soft.

11-05-2021 , 08:02 AM

#58

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Wait, what's wrong with buying Tesla's in Croatia?

11-05-2021 , 09:58 AM

#59

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Theres no electricity until Slovenia

11-05-2021 , 09:59 AM

#60

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

probably prolly

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11-05-2021 , 10:12 AM

#61

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

All used up for Frans kitchen

11-05-2021 , 11:17 AM

#62

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Wait, what's wrong with buying Tesla's in Croatia?

They think they are buying Nikola Tesla’s remains, but it’s a scam.

11-05-2021 , 11:15 PM

#63

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I have just changed the world.

KF’s Ultimate Dipping Sauce:

7 parts honey
1 part mustard (hotter the better)
1 part sambal oelek
1 part soy sauce

You are welcome.

11-06-2021 , 06:51 AM

#64

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Sambal Øelek? Wasn't that Sammy's neighbor?

11-06-2021 , 07:38 AM

#65

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Had to work all day. Now I'm too tired for much of anything. Who can I punish for that?

11-06-2021 , 07:41 AM

#66

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Channing Tatum

11-06-2021 , 01:40 PM

#67

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

11-06-2021 , 02:54 PM

#68

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Lucky there wasn't any ****ing ranch in that ultimate dip.

11-06-2021 , 03:22 PM

#69

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Slept through now it's Sunday 3.30am. Where do I find this totem guy?

11-06-2021 , 03:43 PM

#70

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Why would you say that?

11-06-2021 , 04:04 PM

#71

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Slept through now it's Sunday 3.30am. Where do I find this totem guy?

He was last seen at 22 Jump Street.

11-06-2021 , 04:06 PM

#72

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Lucky there wasn't any ****ing ranch in that ultimate dip.

Ranch is for white supremacists. It’s a glaring tell.

11-06-2021 , 04:06 PM

#73

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Why would you say that?

Because his English is limited to just a few random sentences.

11-06-2021 , 04:08 PM

#74

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Sambal Øelek? Wasn't that Sammy's neighbor?

No. It’s spelled differently.

11-06-2021 , 04:09 PM

#75

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

It's the weekend!

Now you are correct. Earlier you were wrong.

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