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Things people do in casinos that tilt you Things people do in casinos that tilt you

01-16-2014 , 06:55 AM
People that keep trying to teach you some ridiculous strategy at the table. I had 7bb near the bubble of some donkament and was shoving pretty wide ranges against people that were folding a ton. Every time I shoved some guy kept telling me "dude, just bet HALF your stack, that way if they come over the top you can fold and you don't lose". Yeah, thanks for the advice man.

What's even worse is people that have read one poker book and start giving advice to fish that'll actually help the fish lose less. Some middle-aged woman who was a total whale cold called a 3-bet with Q3o from the sb this one hand and ended up losing vs. AA when she flopped top pair. Immediately after the hand this guy goes "you shouldn't play weak hands like that out of position, blah blah blah". JUST SHUT THE **** UP AND LET PEOPLE PLAY THEIR CARDS.
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01-16-2014 , 07:57 AM
I did not read this whole thing, assume someone said this:

Old fockers that don't wash their hands in the mens room.

Dude ... every chip you touch now is infected with old man taint sweat.

Do you know how hard it is to wash that taste out of your mouth?

I MEAN ... germs off your hand? I take regular breaks, that often include washing my hands with warm water and soap.

I used to really clash with bingo players, but I have learned to be more patient.

Last edited by Benny Alvarez; 01-16-2014 at 08:08 AM.
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01-16-2014 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ellisdeee
I can't wait for the variance to kick in.
It appears as though variance is already in play. DUCY
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01-16-2014 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Any2Suited
People that keep trying to teach you some ridiculous strategy at the table. I had 7bb near the bubble of some donkament and was shoving pretty wide ranges against people that were folding a ton. Every time I shoved some guy kept telling me "dude, just bet HALF your stack, that way if they come over the top you can fold and you don't lose". Yeah, thanks for the advice man.

What's even worse is people that have read one poker book and start giving advice to fish that'll actually help the fish lose less. Some middle-aged woman who was a total whale cold called a 3-bet with Q3o from the sb this one hand and ended up losing vs. AA when she flopped top pair. Immediately after the hand this guy goes "you shouldn't play weak hands like that out of position, blah blah blah". JUST SHUT THE **** UP AND LET PEOPLE PLAY THEIR CARDS.
really don't get the ppl like the last guy. had a player like that in a homegame the other day, giving advise to a drunk fish and ofc he started to lose slower.
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01-16-2014 , 04:13 PM
if you think he's dumb, I hear there are even more stupid folk out there, actually telling people how to play better, or advising them on plays, when they actually play versus them in THE SAME GAME. crazy world aint it?
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01-16-2014 , 05:14 PM
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01-16-2014 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Has "jokingly" tipping the dealer with tournament chips in a donkament been mentioned yet?
LOL so gonna do this
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01-16-2014 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Any2Suited
People that keep trying to teach you some ridiculous strategy at the table. I had 7bb near the bubble of some donkament and was shoving pretty wide ranges against people that were folding a ton. Every time I shoved some guy kept telling me "dude, just bet HALF your stack, that way if they come over the top you can fold and you don't lose". Yeah, thanks for the advice man.

What's even worse is people that have read one poker book and start giving advice to fish that'll actually help the fish lose less. Some middle-aged woman who was a total whale cold called a 3-bet with Q3o from the sb this one hand and ended up losing vs. AA when she flopped top pair. Immediately after the hand this guy goes "you shouldn't play weak hands like that out of position, blah blah blah". JUST SHUT THE **** UP AND LET PEOPLE PLAY THEIR CARDS.
This x 100000000000000000000000.02
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01-16-2014 , 09:15 PM
when some **** or oldfag whines for a new set-up. THAT'S PART ONE. then when they win a hand with the new decks, some ****cock always has to say, "Good call on the new set-up!"

Same **** for the ****in seat changes. And these ****in lees at the room I go to when I want to play 20 hands an hour love to change seats, and every time they do they get hand sanitizer from the dispenser and wipe down the armrest, so the table reeks of alcohol for the next minute. I even tell them, "Hey stupid lee, are you going to sanitize every chip as well? Then what's the ****ing point? It's like putting on sunscreen and walking into a nuclear reactor." And they're like, "Durr me rikey crean area no so much germ. Me no rucky over dere. New set-up!"
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01-16-2014 , 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by somigosaden
when some **** or oldfag whines for a new set-up. THAT'S PART ONE. then when they win a hand with the new decks, some ****cock always has to say, "Good call on the new set-up!"

Same **** for the ****in seat changes. And these ****in lees at the room I go to when I want to play 20 hands an hour love to change seats, and every time they do they get hand sanitizer from the dispenser and wipe down the armrest, so the table reeks of alcohol for the next minute. I even tell them, "Hey stupid lee, are you going to sanitize every chip as well? Then what's the ****ing point? It's like putting on sunscreen and walking into a nuclear reactor." And they're like, "Durr me rikey crean area no so much germ. Me no rucky over dere. New set-up!"
Racist ban coming....

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01-17-2014 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Benny Alvarez
I did not read this whole thing, assume someone said this:

Old fockers that don't wash their hands in the mens room.

Dude ... every chip you touch now is infected with old man taint sweat.

Do you know how hard it is to wash that taste out of your mouth?

I MEAN ... germs off your hand? I take regular breaks, that often include washing my hands with warm water and soap.

I used to really clash with bingo players, but I have learned to be more patient.
I hate this, it disgusts me. The Asians are the worst (not being racist, it's what I noticed) They'll come out of a stall and not wash their hands.

Old guy orders some cheesy garlic bread at our table, and watching him lick the grease of his fingers after, it was so cringe and disgusting for two reasons:

He's been touching those chips, hasn't washed hands
After licking his fingers, he'll touch the chips, it's gross.

Went straight to the bathroom to wash my hands after that.
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01-17-2014 , 11:40 AM
Nothing tilts me more than having my seat angled by about 20 or so degrees......
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01-17-2014 , 08:25 PM
Okay I have one now. Playing 1/2 on the river 300 in the pot. Big blind shoves for 75, guy to my right puts in his last 70. I floped t2 but board went runner runner flush and pairing the board (not my pairs). Im thinking for about 20 seconds and ash hole who wasn't in the hand calls clock and raises huge stink with the pit. Pit tells him to be quiet and that it hasnt been long enough to call clock. I out right tell him to keep his mouth shut and that he is way outta line. Pit tells me to to calm down. I end up folding, But give the guy an ear full and he still sits there with a stupid look on his face. Stupid old man coffee'
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01-17-2014 , 09:26 PM
people generally call clock on the dickheads at the table.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 01-17-2014 at 09:26 PM. Reason: happens to me a lot.
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01-20-2014 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
people generally call clock on the dickheads at the table.
I agree, however sometimes it just needs to be done. If I'm gonna call the clock on someone I normally give them a 1 minute heads up. The clock to call the clock
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01-21-2014 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by imakeposts
I agree, however sometimes it just needs to be done. If I'm gonna call the clock on someone I normally give them a 1 minute heads up. The clock to call the clock
And I completely understand that. But atleast wait a minute. He gave me all of 20seconds before he was reaching over the table trying to muck my hand! Thats how rude this guy was.
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01-21-2014 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by buns_alwaysgot_it
And I completely understand that. But atleast wait a minute. He gave me all of 20seconds before he was reaching over the table trying to muck my hand! Thats how rude this guy was.
Don't let people like this phase you. Rise above it my brother.
Rise above it.
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01-21-2014 , 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
Don't let people like this phase you. Rise above it my brother.
Rise above it.
Thank u man. We will rise above
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01-21-2014 , 04:22 PM
When the male masseuse asks me if I want massage.
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01-22-2014 , 12:20 AM
When I ask the hot masseuse if she's free after that client and she says "no but [old ugly fat chick] is available, want me to send her over to you?".

80-year old slot ladies sitting down to play Poker, at the 1/2 with $40. Limp limp limp limp limp limp limp. THIS ISN'T SLOTS. I raised to $15 to punish her, everyone calls, including the old lady with $22 behind. Board runs out AKJxx and she somehow won the 8-way pot with JTo. UGH another 50 rounds of limping.

The semi-slowroll: When I bet $15 into the $40 pot and the person who has $27 thinks about it for 30 seconds before putting in the chips with trips.

Last edited by nickgrinder1; 01-22-2014 at 12:27 AM.
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01-22-2014 , 01:12 AM
anyone that get's mad when a fish hits some crazy two-outer. You wanted him to call call your turn bet, sometimes you lose, take it like a man.


People that get made when you crack their Aces. Like its some unbeatable hand.

smelly people.
mean people.
players taking my chippies.
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01-22-2014 , 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by golfnpoker
anyone that get's mad when a fish hits some crazy two-outer. You wanted him to call call your turn bet, sometimes you lose, take it like a man.


People that get made when you crack their Aces. Like its some unbeatable hand.

smelly people.
mean people.
players taking my chippies.
ooook.
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01-22-2014 , 07:08 AM
People who win from the BB and say "BB special"

Also, when the flight attendant says to turn off all electronics before take off and some idiot takes forever to turn it off.

Last edited by Silver_Man2; 01-22-2014 at 07:24 AM.
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01-22-2014 , 09:07 AM
Why is there a flight attendant telling people to turn off electronics at a casino?
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01-22-2014 , 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by pitapita
Why is there a flight attendant telling people to turn off electronics at a casino?
a casino airplane would be pretty awesome.
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