Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 56

When a new dealer comes to the table who is obviously a newbie or someone who deals real slow. Like they literally almost have to place the card in front of you and then move to the next. Takes a minute or so just to deal the hand.

They should time these people when they have 'tryouts' like the olympics. If you don't qualify for a certain time you don't get the job!

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08-09-2012 , 07:53 AM

#1377

Vegasboy

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When you c-bet 1/2 pot with AK TPTK on a dry uncoordinated board, 2 people call. Now the turn is an absolute brick, you bet 1/3 pot, and they all fold.

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08-09-2012 , 08:26 AM

#1378

LOL POT-ODDS

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

When you c-bet 1/2 pot with AK TPTK on a dry uncoordinated board, 2 people call. Now the turn is an absolute brick, you bet 1/3 pot, and they all fold.

wut

Last edited by LOL POT-ODDS; 08-09-2012 at 08:26 AM. Reason: lehy

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08-09-2012 , 08:41 AM

#1379

floppinnothing

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How about the "hustlers" who call bets down to the river, then proclaim something like "I have the ace, what's your kicker" while only showing one card, hoping the other player will just fold. Seriously, does this ever work? Those players drive me nuts.

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08-09-2012 , 11:12 AM

#1380

GoingBroke777

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people that yell out "ship it" when they win a pot, every pot.....

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08-09-2012 , 11:16 AM

#1381

oNste

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Originally Posted by GoingBroke777

people that yell out "ship it" when they win a pot, every pot.....

I would fly off the handle if someone did this.

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08-09-2012 , 11:26 AM

#1382

Onxy

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No one can actually do that, right?

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08-10-2012 , 02:13 PM

#1383

Pizza Monster

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When people are eating and then put their fingers in their mouths and go "SLLLSSSWWWSWSSWOWPSOSWOPSPPPSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUURRRPP P" and then don't wash their hands before touching all their chips and cards.

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08-10-2012 , 03:40 PM

#1384

JCB1983

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You know what drives me crazy. When somone is riding a heater and they talk like this. Yeah baby this is my town baby. I'm the best player in Atlantic City baby. Why you tryin to catch a case on me man? I fend to bust you and send you back to detroit.

Nope I aint even playin wit that ace though.

Common bro why you runnin me man.

I check raise you aint even tryin that.

I party like everynight bro.

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08-10-2012 , 06:27 PM

#1385

oNste

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Originally Posted by JCB1983

And I thought ******s opening their mouths was bad here. Condolences.

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08-10-2012 , 07:02 PM

#1386

Vegasboy

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Originally Posted by floppinnothing

"I have the Ace" (shows Ace)
"What's your kicker?"
"Deuce"

*mucks*

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08-10-2012 , 11:57 PM

#1387

6 FEARS 7

centurion

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i like to take 5 minutes to make a decision i already made in like 2 seconds which is 99% fold

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08-11-2012 , 12:14 AM

#1388

K2AA72

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Originally Posted by pofigistka

Donking around in £1/3 game get Aip w/ AK: board runs out Jxxxx. Player declares "you're good" before tabling his TT

lol, did he see the AK or not, it's goddamn funny either way...

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08-11-2012 , 02:58 AM

#1389

Dak9885

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1k at the borgata, shoved like 12 beibers in the sb and bb flips up JJ and tanks for 5 full minutes before calling. berates me after.

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08-11-2012 , 03:08 AM

#1390

Hicham009

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The worst I've experienced in live, which tilts the pants of my ass. Is when this old dude who is a living cashcow checks his cards during showdown, than peaks an other 20 times JUST TO BE ****ING SURE and THEN mucks.

We play this 600BB pot, where I got it in with bottom set and every ****ing draw completed on the river, I flip over my hand first and he sees my set. He looks at his cards, looks at the board, looks at his cards again, looks at the board, looks at his cards again, looks at the board, looks at his cards again, looks at the board. YEP I'M BEAT /muck.

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08-11-2012 , 08:08 PM

#1391

Vegasboy

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Italian whales with massive egos that shove 5x pot into an empty side pot with nothing.

Eg: hyper inflated pot, I have AKss. Player is all in preflop and I can't reraises to isolate. I am heads up for the side pot ($0 so far) with the aggro donk. We are both heads up.

Flop is 568 with 2 hearts. I check and the mega fish shoves for $2500 or something, forcing me to fold. He flips over 32ss as if he just pulled the bluff of the century. The board runs 5 and 8 and the all in player takes it with KT. I ask him why the **** would he shove into a dry side pot when he still has to beat the all in guy. He says "I knew he had nothing, I just wanted to get you out".

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08-12-2012 , 03:18 AM

#1392

afwoods

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Originally Posted by Dak9885

1k at the borgata, shoved like 12 beibers in the sb and bb flips up JJ and tanks for 5 full minutes before calling. berates me after.

There's only two ways to play JJ, and they are both wrong.

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08-12-2012 , 03:27 AM

#1393

WuhOh

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when I play at a table for a while and I go to the rest room and see some one from my table. They see me , sometimes they nod hello, but when they finish pissing/shtting, they don't wash their hands, and I go back to the table and I get tilted every time I see them put money in the pot. it's disgusting

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08-12-2012 , 05:02 AM

#1394

Vegasboy

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

Italian whales with massive egos that shove 5x pot into an empty side pot with nothing.

Eg: hyper inflated pot, I have AKss. Player is all in preflop and I can't reraises to isolate. I am heads up for the side pot ($0 so far) with the aggro donk. We are both heads up.

Flop is 568 with 2 hearts. I check and the mega fish shoves for $2500 or something, forcing me to fold. He flips over 32ss as if he just pulled the bluff of the century. The board runs 5 and 8 and the all in player takes it with KT. I ask him why the **** would he shove into a dry side pot when he still has to beat the all in guy. He says "I knew he had nothing, I just wanted to get you out".

I meant we are both deep. Ugh

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08-12-2012 , 05:05 AM

#1395

K2AA72

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

sounds like you got pwned

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08-12-2012 , 06:11 AM

#1396

cheltNAM

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People who have a complete missunderstanding of pot odds but still tell the fish that they had the oodds to call, ie you had to call the pot was £500 the other guy (me) put in £300 ott so the pot was huge. Just to clarify the pot was £200 and the £300 was an uncalled bet.

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08-12-2012 , 10:59 PM

#1397

ruo42

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when I'm playing roulette minding my own business and then the table gets busy because I always crush roulette because I'm canadiand i never give up and all these gooks start pushing and shoving me aside to make their bets and they can never say ****ing excuse me it pisses me off so ****ing much and they all smell horrid its disgusting.

but seriously, it's like these guys have no shame in letting nothing get in their way between them and their number and you will never hear 'sorry' or 'excuse-me' or even a simple ****ing 'please'

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08-12-2012 , 11:52 PM

#1398

Vegasboy

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When I'm playing Pai Gow and some fish is paying three spot at $250 each and when it's finally my turn to take the bank he pulls his bets, less one spot, $50. Or when he requests for a seat reserve and goes away.

Bitch, you're playing against the house anyways, what's the difference in playing against me?

Actually, people pulling their bets in pai gow against my bank tilts me more than anything ever possible in poker. Why the **** would you take away my edge and give it to the house???

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08-13-2012 , 02:47 AM

#1399

chinagambler

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I have a friend that often plays blackjack but he never splits and he never doubles down. When I asked him why he played so bad, he told me he didn't want to risk too much money on one single hand. When I asked him why he didn't play a game with a fixed bet and low house edge like baccarat he told me the odds at blackjack are better. Even though he lets me double down and split his hands with my own money, it still tilts the **** out of me to see him play so bad.