its part of most asian culture.. would say its generally not considered as degenerate/low class which western culture associate it with.. their culture is also very luck/fate orientated which gambling is linked to..

Pretty sure the only answer is everything.

When players describe a hand has "woke up with" ex: I was in small blind went all in and big blind woke up with AK, did you tap him to wake him up from his sleep

Players saying "one time"

Players staring down other players

Players that drop chips real slow in the pot ex: Doc Sands

Players that take forever to act ex: Doc Sands

Players that stare up in the ceiling and mumble after they donked off in hand

Players that try to act like someone they seen on t.v. ex: Tom Daw ^

Players berating dealers and other players because they suck

Players that are male entering Ladies Events (should be banned from playing forever just off principal)

+1

Isn't there a clip of moneymaker saying "one time" (and not in 2003)? thought that was funny as it was meant seriously.

asians live in huts and only thing you can wager is your life (russian roulette)

or is that africans? meh they all look the same.

I deal in a casino and amen to this.

Wish I could put a gun to these people's head. Good dealers would take their chips off the layout and tell them "I said no more bets you inconsiderate ****"*.

*mainly I'd just say this in my head and death stare them.

My list;

- People who splash their chips in.
- Players who deliberately tank for decisions when they know its your work break.
- Players who bet $32 instead of a round $30 even if they have no $1 chips to make this bet seem reasonable.
- Mention "I was playing on Pokerstars the other day and you wouldn't believe what happened..." Or something to that effect and ill hurt you.
- Make a scene for something that you know you were in the wrong for but won't let it go.
- Questioning the eligibility of someone's hand AFTER they beat you.
- Dropping chips in one at a time.
- Not putting in your blinds, folding your hand and then start abusing dealer why they didn't tell you it was your blind even though they did but you were too busy talking about some random crap and couldn't hear.
- Leaving the table and folding before its your turn to act.
- Having chips in stacks of five to make it look like you have more money.
- "I put you on AK".
- "How do you ****ing call there!?!?!?"
- Pot is like $200 and someone bets $50, "Wow why so much?".
- "I have to call".
- "So much value".
- "So sick". No not really you dickhead.
- Hit and runners.

Aaaaaand breath.

Peolpe who constantly criticize other players. It makes the game less enjoyable, makes everyone play tighter, and makes the asswipe critic feel good about themselves. If you have nothing nice to say then STFU.

people who play in casino's just to get annoyed so they can post on 2+2

Ppl who cough and sneeze at the table without moving there head away. Gross man just gross

"AWWW WHO ME SHRUG SIGH TANK"

I got "aww who me shrug sigh tank"ed about 10 times this past week

Playing for the most part against short stacks

Example, aces in bb, 8 limpers, raise it up to 20, one caller with 60 behind

JJx flop

Bet 30
Villain "ehhh ahhh shrug sigh alright I suppose I'll flat with 10 behind"

Bet for his last 10, and the same routine again, with no action to follow, like your folding your kJ ever there getting 12-1, usually a heart draw will come in otr and they'll say "I don't even have a flush, just a mere jack"

Hey bro btw, you flatting that 30 instead of just getting it in wasn't exactly a bear trap


Utg limp calls 15 and gets 4 to a flush on the flop on k high board obv

He's all in

Flush comes and shrug sigh, aww, just a jack high flush, that is it, yea why wouldn't you limp call jack 2



I also love the dramatic verbal all in when it's good for a 1/13th psb otr



Goober 40s fish guy saying to ppl "you need to play the man not the cards" after scooping a 13 dollar pot

No matter what card room in the US there is always an Italian guy from new York who loves to make it a "straight 5"


Guys who buy into a 1-2 game and have only high denomination chips and keep them in their hand the whole time


Poosy a$$ btches who don't buy in deep enough to let me set mine them

Players who act like you took a sht on the grave of one of their ancestors for asking how much you have behind, no brah I just need to know cuz it can change things, I physically can't see from this position

Dealer who is all "I can't tell you how much he has bruh"
I just want him to raise his arms you phukin douche bag, it isn't some meta game intimidation tactic, these "pro horse racing cappers" who pass time between races playing cards, have "I drops a black from my sleeve when I turn my two outer" written all over their ugly mugs


I agree ^^^


"I put you on ACE KING" "I knew you had ACE KING"
oh rlly? rather arbitrary bruh

"why you bet so much? you must really not want me to call"
no its actually an amount in relation to the pot that's pretty consistent with strength

sorry I don't flat barrel, or declining barrel

You ever notice how literally no one at a 1-2NL table is there because they're broke off their ass or too ****ty to move up?

It's always "oh, I usually play 2-5 or 5-10, but I'm just here practicing" or "This is what I do for fun when I'm not killing it in all these huge tourneys I play"

Yea if they win a hand they had no business being involved in its all
"whatcha want from me bro, I'm just here splashing around while I wait for the 50-100 crazy pineapple with mandatory 250 Mississippi straddle interest list to get going"

Then they take some standard loss and throw a hissy fit

When a woman waits till it's her turn to look at her cards at a poker table. I mean you know anybody who does this is just doing it because they saw someone on TV do it, but a women especially has no business pretending that she's picking up tells until it's her turn.

^^^ whys that?

TANK LIMPING

GTFO WITH THAT SHT




I also lol at ppl who play every single hand trying to bink a 200 dollar high hand

this why does it make a difference if its a man or a woman

Reason people do that is to not give any reads before the others players act pre its pretty simple and probably not a bad idea

this why does it make a difference if its a man or a woman

This +1 no idea why it would make any difference at all?

the tarp is successful

I was being sexist by insinuating that women are less likely than men to pick up on tells

People who tap the felt after 2 outing you

People who wear backpacks and hang them around their chairs (no offense all of 2+2)- do you really want people to think you do this for a living? Cuz that's what people think

People who talk about strategy at the table

good news is they aren't very likely to pick you up either

You know we don't have a empty backpack. The trade off being able to carry all my **** is worth people knowing I play a lot...

Would a man-purse be better?

Middle aged white guys with lots of poker bling, talking loud, wearing their gangsta bball hat like ken Griffey jr from 1995, playing like the world's nittiest douche, and doing all this in slow motion.

Taser.