home games:

Guys fully drunk after 6 beers insisting they are "steady as a rock",
when you point out it is their turn after they think for 2 minutes , they rant and rave that they know and are thinking..after 5 minutes , the drunk folds preflop.

People who look like they're gonna call with chips in their hand, and then turn over their hand and check with their knuckles.

1/2 game. I'm shortstacked as hell ($40) after playing bad (because I am not very good, let's be honest) and I'm ready to leave. (I have a no-rebuy policy.)

I'm in MP with AQ. UTG raises to $12 and I decide to just put it all in. BB calls, UTG shoves all in for $250, BB calls all in, I flip over my AQ, UTG flips over JJ, BB just sits there clutching his cards for whatever stupid reason people insist on not flipping over their damn cards even though the betting is closed because everyone's all in.

Flop is all little cards, turn K, river Q. UTG looks sick to his stomach. BB sits there confused, studying all the pretty cards for another 10 seconds, trying to figure out who wins the hand. Obviously after this long, I think I'm probably good. Finally BB realizes he's got the best hand, and flips over AK.

Just flip your cards, you goddamn ******. I suck, I'm broke, and I need the bad news much quicker than that. Douchebag.

People who reach out with a whole stack in their hand and drop 3 chips on the felt (just a call) like a bird crapping on the window. Chips across the line should be binding.

It doesn't really affect anything, it's just irritating.

I know this has been said like 5 times in this thread but flipping over 1 card at a time/not showing has got to be the worst, close 2nd place is the check min raise.

People who win money against me tilt me ... just a little bit.

Lol this happened to me for the first time like 2 weeks ago. Didn't tilt me, kinda thought it was funny.

So far the only thing that has bothered me enough to throw me off my game was some black guy that was being all aggressive and hostile after I hit my nut flush. He would point at me and say something to his girlfriend (yeah, he was one of those guys who get their girls to just sit there behind him for hours), then talk **** about me to the people sitting next to him. He kept saying **** like I was asking for it and he was going to take my whole stack, so I told the table adios and waved to him as I went to cash out his money. He starts ranting about how I'm hitting and running, even though I had sat there card dead for like an hour.

Ah the old check-min-raise, is there anything worst... how about the float play: Board is something like K-7-5-2, I c-bet, he ****ing floats flop, I check turn, he POTS IT. I mean WTF are you betting the DEUCE? If you called my PF raise with a King in your hand, why not just raise the mother ****ing flop?

But even worst than that is when you check and try to read the person, the first tell that hits you in the face is his eyes towards his stacks and him reeeecheeeing for chips.

When you bet the nuts and the first thing you see is your opponent peeling his cards horizontally.

When you throw a bluff out there and the first thing you see is him looking at his stack.

When you with a $10 pot and some douche tips the dealer for you. Or, when you win a decent pot and tip $1, someone tips an additional $1 to make you feel cheap. WTF do you want me to tip? 10 bucks?

yeah, here is another one from last night. See a guy who played with me the tourney before I was in. We both final table, he asks me if we want to go piece of each other. "$100 for the other if one doesn't make it" Never seen this guy before other tourney. Who the **** would do that with someone who doesn't know you!!!

In a cash game you don't have to show your hand. You only have to show your cards to take down the pot contested. It isn't like a tourney, where you go all in pre flop and you have to flip them up!!!

and even one more csb. This one guy last night gets bought a beer from another guy. The ordeal was something of a big one like he is in AA or something. I ask, "you don't drink or what?"

Big mistake that was. He goes on to talk about how he makes $250K/yr salary and can't risk his job because of a DUI. Not that I care because I don't drink, personally banana's are my thing, but how about responsible drinking. Don't drink and drive then, or did you just have to throw the subtle brag about you making $250K/yr. working pretty much part time.

Lol do you always raise the flop when you have top pair? Are you really that terrible?

Yes, I realize this.

then wats the beef?

You dont play live cash much do you.

OMG! He confuses you by mixing up his play. That is so low!

He wasn't making any more money on the hand. He either has a hand good enough to slow-play, a hand good enough to raise the flop but not strong enough to slow play or a hand too weak to call.

He pots the turn so he doesn't have a set or anything like that, he didn't raise the flop so it's not a big King. Betting a weak King on the turn is just mediocre and he's only gonna be called by a better hand. If he's bluffing, a flop raise would have accomplished just that. He is basically just pissing in my face.

The beef is AK guy can see the other 2 players' cards. He should be turning over immediately when the river hits. What the heck was he waiting for? Did he seriously not know he had the best hand?

People who when second to act and think you might bet put there hand on there chips as if to say how much let me count it out now. Then if you bet they fold and if you check they check behind obv play I know.
Also people who at showdown throw there cards face down towards to when they have the winner as if to say you need to see this up close.
I have actually just described one annoying guy in my home game lol
Last night this guy screwed another guy as well. UTG shoves, MP calls guy in cutoff is thinking about calling while above guy is on button and counts out chips needed to call and places them seperate to his stack. Cutoff sees this and folds. Above guy then insta folds. UTG could have tripled up but instead just doubled and cause of above guy would have had a pretty big stack as a result of it. Above guy knew MP who called all in so could be deemed as collusion.
Basically the guy is a douche and probably doesnt even realise it

Well done. We're all impressed from your bull**** story.

I was playing at a live cash game and these two old guys were heads up to the flop which came 678. old guy A bets, the other one calls. turn is a K, old guy A bets, B calls. river is a deuce A bets again and B calls again.
Old guy A proclaims "I missed my straight" and flips over his cards so only a nine was revealing and the other one was hidden underneath. he then proceeds to slowly peel the cards apart with his fingers, and reveals a king for top pair. WTF? The other guy ended up having KJ (nice flop call) and scooped the pot.

This is just about the dumbest analysis of a hand i have ever heard. I bolded everything that is wrong

ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM

haha SUCH a douche thing to do by "Old guy A" - Karma's a bitch

gotta say, im sure you wont agree, but i despise people who dont flip when they're all in