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02-22-2010 , 02:08 PM

discipline711

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i hate it when they always bet the pot or overbet the bet

i hate it when they act like they are weak but have a real monster and let the time bank run out and think you won't notice anything

i hate it when they always min-raise

i hate it when you tell them they play **** and they respond with something like "i don't care what you say. i just play for fun". where is the fun in always losing money??

i hate it when they always write "nh" into the chatbox when someone just won a coinflip with AT vs KJ. why the **** is it a nice hand? he didn't do anything, he just went all in.

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02-22-2010 , 02:10 PM

knivesout

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ban

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02-22-2010 , 02:11 PM

o0ch

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I hate when they make ****ty threads complaining about bad players

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02-22-2010 , 02:12 PM

IN THE OVEN

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You hate it when they virtually tell you what hand they have?

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02-22-2010 , 02:12 PM

cds0699

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Funny, those are all the things I love.

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02-22-2010 , 02:13 PM

Geniius

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So you want to play someone who always bets less that the pot, plays strong when he has strong cards, not raise for value, and takes the game so seriously that he doesn't enjoy it anymore.

Sounds a lot like OP.

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02-22-2010 , 02:14 PM

Redurrrrted

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Things I Hate About Stupid Threads

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02-22-2010 , 02:20 PM

sobad87

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Banhammer, more than meets the eye.
Banhammer, please ban this guy.
Banhammer, **** just ban him already.

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02-22-2010 , 02:21 PM

solsek

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csb

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02-22-2010 , 02:22 PM

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discipline711

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lol i knew this was going to be a great thread

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02-22-2010 , 02:23 PM

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KingKongGrinder

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I hate it when people hate stupid players. What is there to hate about stupid players? Leave them alone IMO.

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02-22-2010 , 02:26 PM

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Cardstrom

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Originally Posted by Geniius

Nice avatar not

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02-22-2010 , 02:27 PM

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blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by discipline711

i hate it when you tell them they play **** and they respond with something like "i don't care what you say. i just play for fun". where is the fun in always losing money??

i hate it when imbeciles like you berate the fish

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02-22-2010 , 02:27 PM

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mrrpb

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Originally Posted by Cardstrom

Nice avatar not

Oh sick burn.

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02-22-2010 , 02:34 PM

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TheLoner

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I hate when they three bet pre flop in our HU LHE matches and normally always c-bet way too much but check the flop when its like Ace Ace King and you know they have the ace always. Its kinda insulting imo.

I hate when they cap the turn on a weakish draw when its completely obvious to anybody with a brain that I never am 3 bet bluffing the turn and there is no point in capping unless its for value. And then they suck out on river.

I hate when the lag tard fish check the obvious nuts for 2 streets like they are all clever and then expect you to pay them off on the river.

I hate when they limp raise.

I hate when they time bank.

I hate their avatars.

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02-22-2010 , 02:38 PM

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PLAYOFFS

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02-22-2010 , 02:41 PM

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Pokerpingu

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Ban imo, ******ed thread

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02-22-2010 , 03:50 PM

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JLBorloo

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OP is a losing player. no biggie, everybody stays calm, the safety exits are located on your left.

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02-22-2010 , 04:00 PM

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fmasta1154

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Funny, those are all the things I love.

This is wat I was thinkin. Grow some bawls OP

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02-22-2010 , 04:01 PM

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tbhouston

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Originally Posted by blankoblanco

i hate it when imbeciles like you berate the fish

But he found a player he is finally better than and has to let him know about it!

LOL

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02-22-2010 , 04:02 PM

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ImportTax

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yawn...

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02-22-2010 , 04:04 PM

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phishman

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Originally Posted by cds0699

Funny, those are all the things I love.

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02-22-2010 , 04:29 PM

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Ligic

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so much hate itt

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02-22-2010 , 04:36 PM

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evitooo

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Originally Posted by discipline711

lol i knew this was going to be a failing thread

fyp

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02-22-2010 , 05:21 PM

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MidnightToker

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Originally Posted by discipline711

i hate it when you tell them they play **** and they respond with something like "i don't care what you say. i just play for fun". where is the fun in always losing money??

Keep on tapping the fishtank and one day you will be confronted with that very same question. Maybe then you'll reconsider your wrong-headed stance towards the players that make you money.

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