In this forum I will post all interesting hands to me so that I can look back at them 10 years from now and re-evaluate them. I also may put in personal strategy tips for myself. Maybe I suck at poker... But then again maybe not. Honestly it doesn't really matter, because this thread is more for me than for you. However, feel free to post your opinions if you feel it is necessary. If you are going to post then you must abide by the rules.

1) If you feel like trolling, only do so lightly, because I don't want to have to read posts that insult my intelligence too much. You can insult me a little bit, but if you constantly bombard me with mathematical equations that "prove" my patheticness then stop.

2) If you feel like contributing your opinion. I will respect it, but I wont necessarily agree with it. So don't be offended if I don't heed your advice.

3) Never type the word "bump" in my thread. I don't like it, so it is forbidden.

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lol, 4/10

ALL HANDS ON DECK! This is not a drill!

you tried too hard and it isnt going to work out well

and btw having the word son in your username is only going to attract posters like vegasboy

Information:
Full Ring game
I had previously been raising a lot preflop so I might not get credit for having a strong hand

Preflop: Hero holds A A
7th: $4.53
6th: $13.94 (Hero)
5th: $5.94
4th: $5.94
3rd: $7.15
2nd: $5.94
1st: $2.23
SB: $3.51
BB: $4.36

7th folds
Hero bets .31
5th calls
4th folds
3rd calls
2nd calls
1st calls
SB folds
BB folds

Flop: ($1.70) 8 8 T
Hero bets .84
5th pushes all-in $5.63
3rd folds
2nd calls
1st folds
Hero calls

Turn: ($18.09) 3
Hero bets .06
2nd calls

River: ($18.21) K

Hero shows A A
5th shows Q Q
2nd shows 9 T

Afterthought:
Normally I'd fold the AA assuming that someone had at least an 8, but due to my hand reading abilities. I decided that there were enough hands that I beat in their ranges that I was able to call. Especially since my image suggested that I had shyt.

Information:
Fullring 6cent/3cent

Preflop:
6th: $6.41
5th: $3.08
4th: $6.16
3rd: $27.41 (Hero)
2nd: $6.20
1st: $3.00
SB: $5.58
BB: $1.36

6th folds
5th folds
4th folds
Hero bets .15
2nd folds
1st folds
SB folds
BB calls

Flop: ($0.33) 3 9 2
BB checks
Hero bets .16
BB calls

Turn: ($0.62) 6
BB checks
Hero checks

River: ($0.62) J
BB checks
Hero pushes All-in $1.11
BB folds

Afterthought:
When the BB checked on the turn and the river it seemed highly unlikely that he would have a flush or a strong hand for that matter. A bet will get him off a 2 or 3. An all-in has the ability to get him off a 9 as well. From his perspective he could easily put me on a J or even a flush if I'm lucky.

Information:
Fullring 6cent/3cent
Villain is an extreme LP

Preflop:
7th: $5.70
6th: $4.91
5th: $10.07
4th: $5.67
3rd: $6.08
2nd: $0.84
1st: $27.34 (Hero)
SB: $5.03
BB: $5.31

7th folds
6th folds
5th calls
4th folds
3rd folds
2nd folds
Hero bets .30
SB folds
BB folds
5th calls

Flop: ($0.69) 8 T T
5th checks
Hero bets .34
5th calls

Turn: ($1.31) 4
5th checks
Hero bets .98
5th calls

River: ($3.17) 7
5th checks
Hero checks
5th checks

Hero shows 8 A
5th shows J 2

Afterthought:
The guy was a calling station so I was able to bet the turn as well as the flop for value.

Bump you suck idiot

Information:
Fullring 5cent/10cent
On a previous hand I raised and Villain 3-bet all-in. I folded. The very next hand the same thing happened. After that I folded every hand until this hand.

Preflop: Hero holds A T
8th: $25.09
7th: $5.83 (Hero)
6th: $3.74
5th: $13.45
4th: $10.39
3rd: $4.52
2nd: $7.29
1st: $5.60
SB: $12.73
BB: $3.03

8th folds
Hero bets .29
6th folds
7th re-raises to $1.31
4th folds
3rd folds
2nd folds
1st folds
SB folds
BB folds
7th calls

Flop: ($2.77) A 6 9
Hero checks
7th bets $1.38
Hero re-raises $2.76
7th pushes all-in
Hero calls

Turn: ($11.22) 6

River: ($11.22) 3

Hero shows A T
7th shows Q Q

Afterthought:
Normally I would fold AT to that size of a raise preflop. However, if the Villain had a high Ax hand he would probably be more likely to push all-in again. From his perspective if he had AK he might fear having to fold if he misses on the flop since players tend to play back at people who pick on them. Therefore he either has high pairs or bluffs. That means if any ace falls on the flop there is a strong chance I will have the best hand warranting a call. Also I feel like I will get all his chips if I hit.

The flop I checked and he raised. Instead of calling I decided to re-raise to make it look like I was trying to bluff him. It looks like a bluff, because the typical thing to do with this hand is to call, because then I allow him to bluff future streets. Since I put him on high pair a majority of the time he will likely want to check to showdown since he isn't getting any value from lesser hands. By re-raising I induced an all-in, because he thought he was ahead.

Hero had K 5

and not a single person cared that day

Im voting for you in the next cull because of this horrific thread

Hand #5
Information:
Fullring 5cent/10cent

Preflop: Hero holds K 5
7th: $10.66
6th: $2.97
5th: $9.77
4th: $9.58
3rd: $6.75
2nd: $4.89
1st: $13.71 (Hero)
SB: $2.72
BB: $7.91

7th calls
6th folds
5th folds
4th folds
3rd calls
2nd folds
Hero calls
SB folds
BB checks

Flop: ($0.45) A Q 2
BB checks
7th checks
3rd checks
Hero bets .22
BB folds
7th folds
3rd calls

Turn: ($0.85) 9
3rd checks
Hero checks

River: ($0.85) 6
3rd bets .42
Hero re-raises $1.27
3rd folds

Afterthought:
I'm not really sure why I bluffed here. I just kind of felt like it would be a good spot. There aren't any scare cards on that river so it isn't really a typical spot to bluff. Perhaps that is why I was able to get away with it.

Move up to where they respect your packs of gum.

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GTFO op seriously. This is flippin disgrace. Worst troll ever.

Great. Now post all the hands that you lost. There should be many, many more of those.

Threads like these are like a wounded wilder beast or a fish out of water for BBVtards. Oh, and don't worry, no one will troll you with mathematical equations here.

This thread makes me

Bump