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12-21-2012 , 10:52 PM
so i just moved in with my 45 y/o gf her husband and her 17 y/o dtr. im 26. my g/f and her husband are separated but live together and i get along great with him. he drinks heinekens and sits on the couch collecting disability. i live rent free while my g/f pays the mortage, and grind 1/2 and 2/5 at foxwoods and work 30 hrs a week for a hearing aid company. in 6 months ive turned my 2k bankroll into 20k playing roughly 20 hrs a week. ive told my g/f ive made 1500 to date. i have virtually no living expenses other than gas and papa ginos. i will be able to save 70k on my regular job alone and continue to grow my bankroll.

Brag - will save 100k this year while my g/f supports two kids in college and barely makes ends meet with her husb meager disability checks

Beat - my g/f of 3 years has a husband and will never know how sucessful i am at poker

Variance - Disabled Alcoholic - girlfriend whos 20 years older w a dtr whos almost 20 -

thoughts?
12-21-2012 , 10:57 PM
Do you sleep in the front or the back of the trailer?

At least you will get a discount on a hearing aid when the meth makes you go deaf.

WTF is a dtr? "Down to ...???"
12-21-2012 , 10:59 PM
no trailer. i sleep in a bed. dtr is daughter. how many people you know that make almost 100k a year smoke meth? that number and the number of times youve been laid by someone other than a 300lb man on a ghey cruise is the same
12-21-2012 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler
no trailer. i sleep in a bed. dtr is daughter. how many people you know that make almost 100k a year smoke meth? that number and the number of times youve been laid by someone other than a 300lb man on a ghey cruise is the same
A bed? Wow. Touche, then good sir. Sick life. I'm super envious of you banging a 45 year old. Oh wait, no I'm not. I'm... what's the word I'm looking for?.... "repulsed". Yep, that's it. I'm repulsed.

Why did you edit your insightful post?
12-21-2012 , 11:07 PM
save money up while banging daughter on the side
12-21-2012 , 11:09 PM
pics of husband?
12-21-2012 , 11:10 PM
12-21-2012 , 11:14 PM
did you just take that photo directly out of my house?
12-21-2012 , 11:18 PM
You are a beautiful man. As the earlier post suggest, evocative of Jesus. You may think you have squeezed all you can from this situation, but there is more, you oughth to be plying the disabled for their meds, outright stealing them and selling on the black market, and/or encouraging them to find a willing MD to presecribe the good stuff, vicoden, oxycontin, dilauded, xanex and the like. Maybe you could also develop a disability, get on the dole as well, and encourage the 17 year old to get a MMJ card. It's all about multiple streams of income, say you hit a downswing? What then? Best of luck to you. PS in a pinch you can get a meth lab going in the bathroom. Merry X-mas.
12-21-2012 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Zomboid!
A bed? Wow. Touche, then good sir. Sick life. I'm super envious of you banging a 45 year old. Oh wait, no I'm not. I'm... what's the word I'm looking for?.... "repulsed". Yep, that's it. I'm repulsed.

Why did you edit your insightful post?
typed fast and didnt realize some grammatical errors. im glad you're repulsed. like whos ever heard of an attractive 45 year old? i just think the cirumstances are very odd and quite funny. if i do this for 12 years i will have a million in the bank. i can buy your 45 year old mother enough morning after pills to take care of the abundance of creampies i deliver to her after a long session and a pizza
12-21-2012 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Kaiser Soze4
You are a beautiful man. As the earlier post suggest, evocative of Jesus. You may think you have squeezed all you can from this situation, but there is more, you oughth to be plying the disabled for their meds, outright stealing them and selling on the black market, and/or encouraging them to find a willing MD to presecribe the good stuff, vicoden, oxycontin, dilauded, xanex and the like. Maybe you could also develop a disability, get on the dole as well, and encourage the 17 year old to get a MMJ card. It's all about multiple streams of income, say you hit a downswing? What then? Best of luck to you. PS in a pinch you can get a meth lab going in the bathroom. Merry X-mas.
i will take a portion of that as a compliment by friend. down swings happen. i have prepared an idea to save a lot of food money. i will order a mcdouble with big mac sauce instead of paying the full 3.75 for an actuall big mac, would save me 2.70. if i eat 3 a day thats $2956 i would save by sacrificing a sesame seed bun. A SESAME SEED BUN! im prepared for the downswings, a full time jobs relieves that pressure to an extent. not sure about the drug refrences. i quit smoking pot in january and feel great about it. i enjoy a glass of merlot after a copious "pop shot" but thats about the extent of it
12-22-2012 , 04:56 AM
didn't read anything you have posted so far op

please stop spreading cancer through the forum , beware of the river and make sure your getting the right lol pot-odds before making the call

ok do i make myself clear bro .. or do i need to
Spoiler:
finger ya mom ?
12-22-2012 , 05:19 AM
pics of 45 y/o?
12-22-2012 , 06:03 AM
Wp op, I like how you're exploiting your gfs leaks.
12-22-2012 , 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler
if i do this for 12 years i will have a million in the bank.
A 38 y/o millionaire with a 57 y/o GF. Thats the dream.
12-22-2012 , 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by omnishakira
Hey omni, i love these Jesus pics youve been posting all over BBV. They really brighten my day and give me a good laugh when i scroll down to them. Keep em comin! Really brings out the Christmas spirit ! Merry Christmas !
12-22-2012 , 09:17 AM
What's your gf's disability? Can she count to potato?
12-22-2012 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by GotHeem
A 38 y/o millionaire with a 57 y/o GF. Thats the dream.
and in 12 years you will still be living at home with your parents...
12-22-2012 , 10:56 AM
These, my dear fellow trolls, are the words of a real psychopath!

Notice the total lack of empathy for a family that is struggling on the verge of economic crisis. There is no compassion what so ever for how the family is doing and he's only looking at things from his own perspective, even bragging about how good he has it unknowing that we, a generally cold and empathy-lacking audience ourselves, will deem this behavior as totally ****ed up.

That's a psychopath for you.
12-22-2012 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by tultfill
These, my dear fellow trolls, are the words of a real psychopath!

Notice the total lack of empathy for a family that is struggling on the verge of economic crisis. There is no compassion what so ever for how the family is doing and he's only looking at things from his own perspective, even bragging about how good he has it unknowing that we, a generally cold and empathy-lacking audience ourselves, will deem this behavior as totally ****ed up.

That's a psychopath for you.
so im a psychopath for holding a full time job, playing poker and living with my girlfriend?
12-22-2012 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by MrBump
What's your gf's disability? Can she count to potato?
girlfriend isnt disabled. let me know when one of your 4000 posts is relevant or funny
12-22-2012 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler
girlfriend isnt disabled. let me know when one of your 4000 posts is relevant or funny
12-22-2012 , 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by tultfill
These, my dear fellow trolls, are the words of a real psychopath!

Notice the total lack of empathy for a family that is struggling on the verge of economic crisis. There is no compassion what so ever for how the family is doing and he's only looking at things from his own perspective, even bragging about how good he has it unknowing that we, a generally cold and empathy-lacking audience ourselves, will deem this behavior as totally ****ed up.

That's a psychopath for you.
I assumed this was a level. But this is accurate if true. It's not about whether you have a job. Of course you have a job, because it's in your interest. What this poster is getting at is the complete lack of compassion. Sociopaths don't have it, and in fact, they get pleasure from screwing over others and find it thrilling, think they are smarter than everyone etc.
12-22-2012 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Kaiser Soze4
I assumed this was a level. But this is accurate if true. It's not about whether you have a job. Of course you have a job, because it's in your interest. What this poster is getting at is the complete lack of compassion. Sociopaths don't have it, and in fact, they get pleasure from screwing over others and find it thrilling, think they are smarter than everyone etc.
im not screwing over anybody. before i met my girlfriend, her husband had been on disablity for 15 years. her kids were already starting college. i simply added myself to the situation. she invited me to live w her and i did. i didnt cause her financial problems, im just not giving my poker earnings away for her kids tuition. def not a level, your just as much to blame for your lack of compassion as i am lol. who says im not compassionate.
12-22-2012 , 12:23 PM
ts; siri

("too stupid; sorry I read it")
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