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01-11-2009 , 10:26 AM

#401

pokerja3

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 225

ok so who's willing to ship some swank$ for pstars$.....???? i'll give ya a lil discount too...make me an offer

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01-11-2009 , 10:26 AM

#402

pokerja3

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 225

would like about $100 swank for $110 pstars?

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01-11-2009 , 10:48 AM

#403

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

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Site at peak times has about 1200 players so not shabby. Still full of Euros from Croatia, Estonia, Russia, Kazakstahn etc. so not just your aveage fish - super fish!

Some solid players obv and lots of rakeback pro's grinding out their (s)wank points to redeem for pr0n.

Still worth a look now they have resizeable tables

YOu're KIDDING me!

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01-11-2009 , 11:51 AM

#404

brycead

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,740

anyone want $10 on full tilt for $10 on swank?

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01-11-2009 , 02:53 PM

#405

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

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Originally Posted by Jay.

Bump. Has anyone done anything good with the swank points yet?

My friend exchanged them to cash.

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01-11-2009 , 03:11 PM

#406

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

i keep getting rakeback emails from them, but I cant find a way to deposit.

So yeah, +1 on someone send me some swank $ for Stars

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01-12-2009 , 04:06 AM

#407

Jay.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 8,444

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Originally Posted by ranka

My friend exchanged them to cash.

Your friend sucks.

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01-12-2009 , 08:18 AM

#408

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

Why?

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01-12-2009 , 09:04 AM

#409

guikalil

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 45

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Originally Posted by Jay.

Your friend sucks.

Ultra LOL!!!

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01-13-2009 , 03:45 PM

#410

Tuul

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 19

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Originally Posted by sh00ter

Site at peak times has about 1200 players so not shabby. Still full of Euros from Croatia, Estonia, Russia, Kazakstahn etc. so not just your aveage fish - super fish!

What's Estonia doing in your super fish list?

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01-13-2009 , 04:19 PM

#411

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

donating money I would guess

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01-13-2009 , 08:45 PM

#412

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

TheCanoe telling the truth IMO.

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01-26-2009 , 12:46 PM

#413

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

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Originally Posted by ranka

EDIT: Don't know, maybe it's not allowed to post it.

http://www.swankpoker.com/promotions.be-a-pornstar.php

[I]Congratulations to Hung4 !!!

The first winner of our trademark "Be a Porn Star" competition. We can't wait to shoot the scene and have the video here for you all.

For all of you who missed out on the draw, don't you worry!

LOL. Today they released video about hung4, u can check it on their webpage.

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01-26-2009 , 01:03 PM

#414

erocplayer

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 508

i'm at school so i can't pull that up, but is it actually fun to watch or is it teh yukyuk?

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01-26-2009 , 01:13 PM

#415

breakevenpro

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,126

LOL solid

BRAG of teh year

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01-26-2009 , 01:31 PM

#416

Mookie88

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,907

http://swankpoker.com/xxxtra.hung4.php#

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01-26-2009 , 03:01 PM

#417

Jay.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 8,444

hahaha, this video is awesome. From the pictures on the site it looked like he did a surprising A+ job but the first 2 minutes of this video are cringe worthy, he seems v v nervous and seems to not know what to do with himself. This porno women is hot though with an incredible ass.

Will report back in 5 mins!

Last edited by Jay.; 01-26-2009 at 03:08 PM.

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01-26-2009 , 03:05 PM

#418

SparkOA

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 208

I know they said this was an attainable prze but I never thought it would actually happen. Full Tilt store sucks, Poker Stars is a bit better, but nothing will ever beat the Swank Poker frequent player rewards. I am at work and laughed so hard at this.

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01-26-2009 , 03:08 PM

#419

Jay.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 8,444

Wow, guy did an impressive job. Lots of cut scenes so who knows what happened in between but not what i expected to see from your avg online poker player ****ing a pornstar on film.

This really makes me want to stake two low stakes grinders to play on my account, so i can bang one of these bitches and TR it.

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01-26-2009 , 03:10 PM

#420

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

hahahahahaha

how long does it take to get enough points for this? someone needs to do this and wear a david sklansky mask ldo

Last edited by Tumaterminator; 01-26-2009 at 03:14 PM. Reason: ldo

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01-26-2009 , 03:20 PM

#421

Jay.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 8,444

Deposit before the end of the month, get 5000 swank points, enter into the freeroll and win.

Should be pretty easy to organize a 'BBV lets **** a Swank Pornstar' movement, get as many as possible, all get 5000 points, enter the freeroll, one win, bang them bitches and TR it.

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01-26-2009 , 04:10 PM

#422

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

Anyone else noticed that the man in the video looks like more proffesional pornstar than online poker player - pretty good body, suntanned skin, huge muscles etc?

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01-26-2009 , 04:19 PM

#423

ranka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,499

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

hahahahahaha

how long does it take to get enough points for this? someone needs to do this and wear a david sklansky mask ldo

U need 100,000 points and it means you have to pay $10,000 rake ($1 rake = 10 swank points), if you play 100NL or higher u can achieve your goal pretty fast, less than 3 months IMO.

Only problem is that traffic is very-very low, like 100-200 people online at 04.00-16.00 EET (eastern europe time, don't know ET) and after that it's 400+ players, sometimes 1000+. Also you have to start tables, it's little bit annoying but almost any player on this site is huuuuge fish. Seriously.

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01-26-2009 , 04:30 PM

#424

sh00ter

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,279

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Originally Posted by ranka

Anyone else noticed that the man in the video looks like more proffesional pornstar than online poker player - pretty good body, suntanned skin, huge muscles etc?

he picked a bit of a butterface to go with too. But apart from that if I knew I'd be shagging a pornstar in a few months time I'd hit the gym and get a tan too!