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09-25-2017 , 03:21 PM

#1901

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

AF why you do not drink? Are you transgender or some weird **** like that?

09-25-2017 , 03:34 PM

#1902

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

A judge once said to me that my alcohol consumption makes me a "menace to society."

09-25-2017 , 03:39 PM

#1903

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

I have also received a lecture from the judge on the booze. "Don't judge me," doesn't seem to work on them.

09-25-2017 , 03:41 PM

#1904

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

**** YOU MONDAY YOU HORRIBLE NO GOOD DIRTY POO POO DAY

No sleep, girl is being manipulative and rude.

The throbbing inside my skull is the wrong kind of throbbing in the wrong kind of head

09-25-2017 , 03:44 PM

#1905

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

We need to get Natamus to menace-status today.

Start taking shots Mr. Natamus

09-25-2017 , 03:46 PM

#1906

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

We need to get Natamus to menace-status today.

Start taking shots Mr. Natamus

Stomach says no already spent time sitting on the porcelain. I'm going to go to bed and just past the time in solitude and try again tomorrow.

No I won't she's going to call in like an hour and make my life hell for the next 2-4 yayyyyyyyy

09-25-2017 , 03:47 PM

#1907

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Only because i'm feeling like bucking the trend, I will just say 'sup everyone.

Also, I have to agree with TV sitcom writing professor Nat, this day is POO POO.

09-25-2017 , 03:48 PM

#1908

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hello Gypsie I am okay with this but still hello stab the monday plz

09-25-2017 , 03:52 PM

#1909

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Hello Gypsie I am okay with this but still hello stab the monday plz

Oh, don't you worry Monday will be stabbed repeatedly with a rusty spork! ****in' whore that Monday is!

09-25-2017 , 03:52 PM

#1910

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SHE LETS EVERYONE IN DOESN'T SHE?! What a floooozy

09-25-2017 , 03:54 PM

#1911

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

I refer to her as the "****ess"

09-25-2017 , 04:00 PM

#1912

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY-ess?

09-25-2017 , 04:07 PM

#1913

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

A judge once said to me that my alcohol consumption makes me a "menace to society."

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I have also received a lecture from the judge on the booze. "Don't judge me," doesn't seem to work on them.

nerds

09-25-2017 , 05:18 PM

#1914

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Silence you Sammy wanna be. u mf u.

09-25-2017 , 05:45 PM

#1915

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Natamus got banned talking about farts in OOT

only 24 hours though

09-25-2017 , 05:50 PM

#1916

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

umfu

09-25-2017 , 06:05 PM

#1917

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

OOT are pretty ruthless. They gave me a 12 hour for bumping a thread once

09-25-2017 , 06:07 PM

#1918

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

OOT are pretty ruthless. They gave me a 12 hour for bumping a thread once

I have a 6-digit infraction for liking pumpkin pie

09-25-2017 , 06:48 PM

#1919

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

OOT is the bible belt of 2+2

09-25-2017 , 06:58 PM

#1920

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Silence you Sammy wanna be. u mf u.

shut up

i will eat you

09-25-2017 , 07:05 PM

#1921

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

noone is sammy wanna be, you ****ing nerd. Sammy is poor and his gf is cheating on him and his best friend is stinky Milo.

Milo is Serbian.

You ****ing Majikian.

very very rude.

Apologize to me now if you want to remain popular in Europe.

09-25-2017 , 11:03 PM

#1922

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

at this time this is all i am able to respond to

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I have a lot to catch up on apparently

0. I saw a gif-t a few pages back; I shall consider his Benevolence paid up!
1. ****ing love you Saturday
2. Mr. tbh you gonna love these next few points
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat you gonna need librium if you don't drink a lil every day
4. Seriously though, last night we almost got stood up by rich ex girlfriend
5. Instead of getting stood up we drove to her lodging and said we were outside
6. Rich ex girlfriend was requesting full on penetration within 35 minutes
7. REG required condom
8. We didn't bring one because we weren't being presumptuous
9. We have plans with REG this evening
10. Other ex-girlfriend requested my presence this morning
11. We obliged
12. She had the rubbers
13. We smashed her harbors
14. Man-whoring it up this weekend
15. Only my penis was touched on purpose

wp, but not optimal, i think unprotected anal penetration would have been your best option, but i are a risk taker, you are smarter

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

0. I think there was a gif, either way there were some good posts by his Benevolence so we appreciate his Sheepday contributions none-the-less
1. Happy (100/4)th Sheepday, BBV! Glad you could all make it to this fabulous party
2. Mr. tbh you sir did not display adequate support for my endeavors, I am feeling the hurts
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat thank you for reestablishing Psychedelic Patrick, BBV thanks you
4. Well Mr. Sheep does and so do I
5. The weekend wasn't a failure
6. the things happened
7. No gambolz occurred even though we were near Canterbury
8. Sort of near Canterbury
9. Instead we hung out with the rich ex and did the things (hurrhurr)
10. PDG (previously drunk girl) sent us inappropriate pictures all weekend even without reciprocation
11. NO we didn't save them...yet

do not feel the hurts from me sir, i have been tied up with eritrean guts and family lol, plus the thai facetime sprinkled in, and the drinkings and more family lulz and adulting.

i are drunken

hai errone else, wassup.

wheres my waffle?

09-25-2017 , 11:04 PM

#1923

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, lol bears #31 you are almost as dumb as mike tomlin

09-25-2017 , 11:05 PM

#1924

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

politarding aside, if you want to protest the mf national anthem then get the **** out of OUR country and drink german piss with the socialists in samuels land.

****ing nerds