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09-22-2017 , 01:13 PM

#1626

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Other than Mr Sheeps song, where there any songs not about getting shot at, bitches or money?

09-22-2017 , 01:25 PM

#1627

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

horus, i like almost 0 rap after 20005ish.

09-22-2017 , 02:02 PM

#1628

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

thats more like it

09-22-2017 , 02:22 PM

#1629

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

My car smells like peaches

09-22-2017 , 02:36 PM

#1630

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Peaches is old school. She smells like Chanel No. 5

09-22-2017 , 02:39 PM

#1631

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i may be more excited for the new season of curb then i am for the coming sehksy times this weekend.

i have watched some porn this week and the RBS has gone away.

Porn is a powerful thing

09-22-2017 , 02:41 PM

#1632

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Rbs?

09-22-2017 , 02:43 PM

#1633

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hahaha peach-a-rita car.

You should do yourself a favor and try an ice cold razz-ber=rita

09-22-2017 , 02:44 PM

#1634

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

random (
boner
syndrome

09-22-2017 , 02:46 PM

#1635

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Peaches is old school. She smells like Chanel No. 5

Most of the Peaches I meet smell like vanilla bean body lotion and shame.

09-22-2017 , 03:03 PM

#1636

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

hahaha peach-a-rita car.

You should do yourself a favor and try an ice cold razz-ber=rita

In case you were curious, they're even worse when they're borderline hot and been cooking up in your car for a few hours

09-22-2017 , 03:13 PM

#1637

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hahahaha, cocoa butter, cheap sephora perfume and glitter. I love it when my pillow smells like that in the morning. then the shame sets in when i look in the wallet.

i was not, but thanks for the h/u. ime malt liquor products dont do well in the heat.....****ing texas

09-22-2017 , 03:16 PM

#1638

AceofLaid

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 143

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Nothing against paying but if you feel shame that sucks. I don't really see a reason to feel shame though since **** sapiens are hardwired to trade goods and services for reproduction just like chimps are. So carry on!

09-22-2017 , 03:21 PM

#1639

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

It's better than getting hustled at the club and still not hitting it

09-22-2017 , 03:41 PM

#1640

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Hahahah apparently I made a 13-team parlay last night. Already hit one leg.

12 more and I'm rich bois.

09-22-2017 , 03:53 PM

#1641

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceofLaid

no shame trading fun coupons for pleasure, its just that i am still young and good looking enough to pull hot trim with my charm. When i go to the clubs i just absolutely annihilated and frivolously throw my coupons around. Shame is said in jest buddy...

Spoiler:

Last edited by thabighurt35; 09-22-2017 at 03:53 PM. Reason: this **** had me rolling on the floor

09-22-2017 , 03:54 PM

#1642

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

It's better than getting hustled at the club and still not hitting it

nono, i never bring them into my home. i was referring to the aftermath on my face transferring to the pillow from all the motorboating

09-22-2017 , 03:56 PM

#1643

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

nono, i never bring them into my home. i was referring to the aftermath on my face transferring to the pillow from all the motorboating

Fair enough. I honestly really don't care for strip clubs. Only times I end up going is being drug along with a group

09-22-2017 , 04:26 PM

#1644

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

So who is playing the pokies? We are WCOOPING in 35 minutes $11 8 max. So far 1 min cash out of 8 or 9 events played. dismal effort

09-22-2017 , 04:29 PM

#1645

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

So who is playing the pokies? We are WCOOPING in 35 minutes $11 8 max. So far 1 min cash out of 8 or 9 events played. dismal effort

I played a little turbo mtt that I didn't cash.

In a 500gtd atm. 7/102 running pretty well

09-22-2017 , 04:30 PM

#1646

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

IMA make this brief...

HAI ERRYONE

time for AAAaAaAaAaAAaaaaaa..

have a good weekend folks

09-22-2017 , 04:38 PM

#1647

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Nice Whiskey
Hello Gypsie sir
I am also in $5 powerfest event on party poker. Not doing very well

09-22-2017 , 04:40 PM

#1648

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

So who is playing the pokies? We are WCOOPING in 35 minutes $11 8 max. So far 1 min cash out of 8 or 9 events played. dismal effort

Me in a half an hour or so. Let's burn this **** down!

ACR is having a Million Dollar Sunday for only $265 in October. I'll play some satties but I might just straight buy in if I don't satty in.

That's the largest buyin to payout ratio I've seen on a US site since BF. They need 4000 runners to make their nut. I hope they get them. I'd rather have a $265 milly as a regular thing than an overlay one time.