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05-12-2018 , 05:32 AM

#601

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Part of my 2 week self ban was because i have this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bord...ality_disorder

Some days are better than others. My wife knows about it and now so does bbv.

Bbv always and forever

So one personality wants to raise your kids and hang with your wife and the other wants to FT Mtt’s and make sure bbtv is fed???

Sounds like balance in the force imo

05-12-2018 , 06:21 AM

#602

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai

beers

bbq

hai piddlenator, ok we will play mainer eventer lower. 50/50 swaping?

05-12-2018 , 06:57 AM

#603

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I’m gaming on my Alienware aurora 17 a few nights ago and my girl comes in and says condescendingly:

“If you like video game so much why don’t you learn how to design them?”

Because it’s hard and it pays ****.

Instead I invested in ActivisonBlizzard, TakeTwo Interactive and an ETF that holds those and a variety of other gaming/interactive facing companies. Why be a drone when you can be a shareholder.

That’ll show her.

05-12-2018 , 07:06 AM

#604

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Probably you should have told her to stick to her kitchen and stuff and pissed all over the place.

That would show her.

05-12-2018 , 07:19 AM

#605

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Nat would rather be a pimp than **** the ladies.

05-12-2018 , 07:31 AM

#606

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

octopussy

05-12-2018 , 07:34 AM

#607

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Money first boys money first

05-12-2018 , 07:37 AM

#608

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Money first boys money first

There is a saying my father always said to little Franko, it would be translated something like ; whoever kneels in front of money will never have it

05-12-2018 , 07:41 AM

#609

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

There is a saying my father always said to little Franko, it would be translated something like ; whoever kneels in front of money will never have it

Then why do I have so damn much this year? Your dad sounds poor

05-12-2018 , 08:09 AM

#610

Sheep86

*** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Congrats to Mr. Piddle, respect to Mr. H0rus, and a very happy Meerkaturday to all!

05-12-2018 , 08:13 AM

#611

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Then why do I have so damn much this year? Your dad sounds poor

If you start referring to yourself in third person...

05-12-2018 , 08:15 AM

#612

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Then why do I have so damn much this year? Your dad sounds poor

or we dont kneel

05-12-2018 , 08:15 AM

#613

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If you start referring to yourself in third person...

or this

05-12-2018 , 09:29 AM

#614

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-12-2018 , 09:30 AM

#615

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

So one personality wants to raise your kids and hang with your wife and the other wants to FT Mtt’s and make sure bbtv is fed???

Sounds like balance in the force imo

Haha. Poker and bbv =

my therapy

05-12-2018 , 09:31 AM

#616

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

I want one !

05-12-2018 , 09:32 AM

#617

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Probably you should have told her to stick to her kitchen and stuff and pissed all over the place.

That would show her.

She will respect you moar after this.

05-12-2018 , 12:12 PM

#618

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

my uncle used to always tell me a saying that makes more and more sense every day that goes by..

"Its notsnot just about the money kid, Its ONLY about the money"

That guy was a couple mil in the hole in my youth, now he freaking loaded

05-12-2018 , 12:14 PM

#619

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, Rosario has always been one of my top five along with beil, alba, and halle berry

05-12-2018 , 12:17 PM

#620

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

who?

05-12-2018 , 12:25 PM

#621

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

And salma hayek obv

05-12-2018 , 12:26 PM

#622

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

who?

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Happy 39th birthday to the beautiful Rosario Dawson, nice birthday suit!

Spoiler:

get your head outta your arse fiddlesticks

05-12-2018 , 12:28 PM

#623

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i woke up very hungover. I cleaned the kitchen. Now I am listening to Hall and Oates an playing two prus two

Spoiler:

05-12-2018 , 12:28 PM

#624

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

now i have to look up nude celebs

05-12-2018 , 12:38 PM

#625

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

I still don't know who she is.

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