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05-10-2018 , 04:40 AM

#501

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

You take that back, right now!

05-10-2018 , 04:52 AM

#502

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Sounds reasonable

05-10-2018 , 06:01 AM

#503

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

I'll meme this in 5 hours or so.

05-10-2018 , 08:29 AM

#504

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'll meme this in 5 hours or so.

You will meme this right now!

05-10-2018 , 09:06 AM

#505

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

FC Basel - Young Boys, over 2,5
FC Wohlen - Servette, over 2,5
Rapperswil - Aarau, over 2,5
Skjern - GOG Håndbold, over 52,5

Starts in 1 hour, you can thank Sammy later

05-10-2018 , 09:08 AM

#506

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

Funny thing happened on my way into work this morning. I watched a squirrel (natures cute rat) dodge cars in the road like a goddamned ninja. It was amazing to watch. I've only seen **** like that in the damned movies.

05-10-2018 , 09:24 AM

#507

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

05-10-2018 , 10:08 AM

#508

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,079

That's a poor man's car in Denmark.

05-10-2018 , 10:52 AM

#509

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Cat numberoflives coefficient decreased by 1. Cat numberofturds coefficient decreased to zero.

05-10-2018 , 10:56 AM

#510

Sheep86

*** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,724

Hang in there, Mr. Folding. Friyay is close!

Sheep just found out that Mark Williams appeared naked at a press conference after winning the title. Is Mark Williams Mr. Sammy's hero now? By the way, has The Sammy seen this?

05-10-2018 , 11:18 AM

#511

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,079

Sammy has no heroes other than his father.

05-10-2018 , 12:04 PM

#512

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

FC Basel - Young Boys, over 2,5
FC Wohlen - Servette, over 2,5
Rapperswil - Aarau, over 2,5
Skjern - GOG Håndbold, over 52,5

Starts in 1 hour, you can thank Sammy later

Bookies hate Sammy

05-10-2018 , 12:08 PM

#513

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

I'm not touching your penis

05-10-2018 , 12:23 PM

#514

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,079

That's not something a slut would say.

05-10-2018 , 12:26 PM

#515

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Sammy winning at sports betting.

What's going on here, has the LHC fractured spacetime? Thanks Obama

05-10-2018 , 12:31 PM

#516

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,724

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I'm not touching your penis

The old Sammy would have replied in a much friendlier way and in third person. Sheep misses the old Sammy.

05-10-2018 , 12:59 PM

#517

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

RIPoldsammY

05-10-2018 , 01:03 PM

#518

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-10-2018 , 01:07 PM

#519

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The old Sammy would have replied in a much friendlier way and in third person. Sheep misses the old Sammy.

Sammy thinks Sheep is very smart and beautiful.

05-10-2018 , 01:12 PM

#520

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocaethylene

Sammy winning at sports betting.

What's going on here, has the LHC fractured spacetime? Thanks Obama

Sammy always wins at sports betting. If you punks had followed Sammy's picks the last year, you would all have been rich by now.

Akhisar - Fenerbache over 2,5 (starts in 20 mins)
Almere - Roda over 2,5 (starts in 1 hour)
Tofas - Trabzonspor over 166,5 (starts in 20 mins)
Swans Gmünden - Klosterneuburg over 151,5 (start in 20 mins)

You can thank Sammy later

edit: Almere - Roda could be a good game to gamble on even more goals like over 3,5 - 4,5 for better odds.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-10-2018 at 01:18 PM.

05-10-2018 , 01:30 PM

#521

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Happy 39th birthday to the beautiful Rosario Dawson, nice birthday suit!

Spoiler:

05-10-2018 , 01:32 PM

#522

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Sammy has been drinking beer and eating German food all day. Starting to get drunk. Sammy likes it.

05-10-2018 , 01:50 PM

#523

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Fran is testing wines today, not getting drunk, I’ll switch to whiskey

05-10-2018 , 01:53 PM

#524

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Wine is for the weak

05-10-2018 , 01:59 PM

#525

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

playing two micro hypers for lols

5.50 and 11

will shove them all.

sammy, i dont blame, what would you know about sun and wine.

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