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10-20-2017 , 02:15 PM

#1701

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,622

LOL stars servers 7m left

10-20-2017 , 02:21 PM

#1702

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

My Favorite Old-person Cars.

60's: 1966 Pontiac GTO convertible
70's: 1971 Plymouth Barracuda
80's: 1986 Buick Regal Grand National

I like your style sir, although i may trade the GTO for a 69 L88 vet. GTO is called GOAT tho

Also, the GN has to be a GNX, such a sexy car

10-20-2017 , 02:22 PM

#1703

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

shut up

10-20-2017 , 02:22 PM

#1704

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

GL BBV Gladiators

10-20-2017 , 02:26 PM

#1705

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

so the moving truck with all my **** is scheduled to arrive in 1.5 hours.

i am officially moving off of the futon and onto a real bed

10-20-2017 , 02:26 PM

#1706

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,622

AaaAaa my chances of winning are around 3.50% Good thing it's NL5. Currently installing, ready in a bit

10-20-2017 , 02:28 PM

#1707

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, i live above a bar and 1 block away from a weed store.

the first time i walked into the apartment building there was a crackhead standing in front of the door taking a hit. my room mate unlocked the door and went to open it, she continued to suck on the pipe, he just opened the door which scrunched her into the space between the door and the brick wall and we entered the building.

that was my official welcome to Seattle

10-20-2017 , 02:32 PM

#1708

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

He shud have said I'l swap u pipes and then unzipped his pants

10-20-2017 , 02:36 PM

#1709

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

FWWM I made table in home game just waiting for you to join

10-20-2017 , 02:37 PM

#1710

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

He shud have said I'l swap u pipes and then unzipped his pants

i have done some pretty retched looking women in my life, and this one made me realize there are actually women i would turn down

10-20-2017 , 02:43 PM

#1711

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,225

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I like your style sir, although i may trade the GTO for a 69 L88 vet. GTO is called GOAT tho

Also, the GN has to be a GNX, such a sexy car

Agreed. And the 'Cuda has to have a 426 Hemi in it.

10-20-2017 , 02:43 PM

#1712

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,272

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Train ride to Madrid - 3 hours
Madrid Airport - 3 hours
Mardid to Dubai - 8 hours
Dubai Airport - 8 hours
Dubai to Brisbane - 13 hours

Gonna be fun!

You need a better travel agent.

10-20-2017 , 02:56 PM

#1713

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professionalpoker

You need a better travel agent.

In 2016 the Belgian Mathias Willemijns, beat the world record by growing a pumpkin weighing more than 1 ton.

10-20-2017 , 03:16 PM

#1714

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's participating in a pool tournament with 2 coworkers tomorrow. There will be around 100 3-man teams from other companies. Tournament starts at 9am and finishes some time after midnight. Free alcohol and food all day. 2 years ago we won the tournament. Last year we were going to play the quarter finals, but one from our team got so drunk he went home without telling us, so we lost that game.

Beer

Maybe your opponents wives have horrible accidents so they have go home and you win!

10-20-2017 , 03:19 PM

#1715

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Maybe your opponents wives have horrible accidents so they have go home and you win!

That would have to be a lot of broken wives, lol.

Old wife just broke her arm and hit her head, she'll be fine. She always make the best food when we are at old guys place, so Sammy's very happy she's not dead.

Beers

10-20-2017 , 03:42 PM

#1716

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,958

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

FWWM I made table in home game just waiting for you to join

10-20-2017 , 03:48 PM

#1717

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

Well had a good one hour 20 headsup battle with FWWM. I think he ended one buyin up (minus the rake). These BBv regs know how to play. At least I know I could always beat Fid

10-20-2017 , 03:49 PM

#1718

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,381

10-20-2017 , 03:50 PM

#1719

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Well had a good one hour 20 headsup battle with FWWM. I think he ended one buyin up (minus the rake). These BBv regs know how to play. At least I know I could always beat Fid

Can you play PowerUp from NZ colin? I'm playing $3 Sngs currently, join and maybe we are drawn to the same table!

10-20-2017 , 03:53 PM

#1720

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

Yes I can. I might have to do some strajety reading on that game. I played one $1 one and was quite clueless.

10-20-2017 , 03:56 PM

#1721

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Can you play PowerUp from NZ colin? I'm playing $3 Sngs currently, join and maybe we are drawn to the same table!

Can you play that game for real money? Sammy didn't know thaqt

10-20-2017 , 04:16 PM

#1722

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,098

There's a lot Sammy doesn't know.

10-20-2017 , 04:23 PM

#1723

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Can you play that game for real money? Sammy didn't know thaqt

Yes there are $1, $3, and $7 SnGs. But I would move down to $1 for you.

10-20-2017 , 04:27 PM

#1724

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Mouscron-Peruwelz vs Standard Liege over 3.5 goals, odds 3.10. Game starts in 1 hour, you can thank Sammy later.

Sammy just made that money for you punks. Did you bet all your money?

10-20-2017 , 04:34 PM

#1725

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

alive

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