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*** On to a standard, perversion-free 2016 January LC/NC NSFW *** *** On to a standard, perversion-free 2016 January LC/NC NSFW ***

01-18-2016 , 12:55 AM
I stained my baby's crib in my house. I am stoned af. Not sure if good idea or not lol.
01-18-2016 , 01:43 AM
versace versace
01-18-2016 , 02:53 AM
The attempt postulates the offhand pornography.
01-18-2016 , 09:55 AM
bruh wtf
01-18-2016 , 10:28 AM
FU Monday. Supposed to be Martin Luther King holiday here but only school kids and government workers get the day off. FU private sector racists!
01-18-2016 , 12:54 PM
4/4 in nfl this weekend means i just clipped my bookie

This makes me happy
01-18-2016 , 02:04 PM
Monday half over. Thanks Obama.
01-18-2016 , 02:06 PM
Y u dont work for the government then?
01-18-2016 , 02:14 PM
I'm too old to start out in the civil service industry. That's for kids right out of college. Plus they've actually shrank civil service jobs here in the last few years.
01-18-2016 , 02:37 PM
working civil service is an honor and a privilege
01-18-2016 , 03:09 PM
Yeah, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and Herman Melville were both civil servants, and they obviously had lots of time at work to goof off and write novels.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 01-18-2016 at 03:19 PM. Reason: Writing and editing this from my desk at work ldo
01-18-2016 , 03:17 PM
Ha?
01-18-2016 , 03:22 PM
Denmark playing Montenegro now, we will crush them.
01-18-2016 , 03:23 PM
Montenegro has a handball team? interesting...
01-18-2016 , 03:24 PM
Germany playing Sweden in 5 mins, did Morph bet on that game?

Denmark -8 (2.30)

Germany - Sweden over 52,5 (2.15)

Sammy will make that money.
01-18-2016 , 04:26 PM
I still can't take handball seriously as a sport
01-18-2016 , 04:35 PM
Whiskey wtf would you know, do u even drink?
01-18-2016 , 05:13 PM
Handball is big in Germany. Every year they find enough players for a whole national team, apparently
01-18-2016 , 05:21 PM
from what I hear, it's supposed to be pretty tough
01-18-2016 , 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Handball is big in Germany. Every year they find enough players for a whole national team, apparently
According to the Danish sports commentators Germany is the strongest leauge in the world on club level. Sammy would put them in top 3 but it's hard to judge, it could very well be the strongest league. Handball is a cool sport to watch, broken fingers and noses happens all the time. Only 1 broken finger in the Denmark - Montenegro match though. He broke his finger, rested for 5 mins, got back in the game and played with his broken finger. He then "broke" it a 2nd time and started crying, haha.
01-18-2016 , 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
Whiskey wtf would you know, do u even drink?
Just the blood of virgins
01-18-2016 , 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
According to the Danish sports commentators Germany is the strongest leauge in the world on club level. Sammy would put them in top 3 but it's hard to judge, it could very well be the strongest league. Handball is a cool sport to watch, broken fingers and noses happens all the time. Only 1 broken finger in the Denmark - Montenegro match though. He broke his finger, rested for 5 mins, got back in the game and played with his broken finger. He then "broke" it a 2nd time and started crying, haha.
Cupic lost one finger few years ago and still plays. thats funny. One finger missing. Ha ha. The ball surely thinks wtf is that that tickles me. Very funny.
01-18-2016 , 05:31 PM
01-18-2016 , 05:39 PM
Ivano is all time number 1. This new kids should try harder
01-18-2016 , 05:46 PM
Danish top boss of the German company Henkel leaves his post today and their stocks dropped. It was then announced that he will be new top boss of Adidas and their stocks went up.....Danes rule.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 01-18-2016 at 05:54 PM.

      
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