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01-12-2016 , 06:08 PM

#851

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Which beer is that dan?

01-12-2016 , 06:10 PM

#852

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

**** you Man Utd. You just cost Sammy more money than FranFran makes in 6 months or so.

You should not spend that much money on single bets sammy, are you ok?

01-12-2016 , 06:11 PM

#853

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

**** you Man Utd. You just cost Sammy more money than FranFran makes in 6 months or so.

Had money on ManU as well, but I put it on the "draw no bet" clause b/c with ManU's lack of offense so far this season, they can't even be trusted against ****ing pathetic Newcastle...

01-12-2016 , 06:12 PM

#854

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Which beer is that dan?

Tennant's of Scotland, very hard to find in America. The distributor that services the restaurant I used to work at is one of the few that carries it in the US, so I used my connections to get my hands on some.

01-12-2016 , 06:14 PM

#855

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

People from Newcastle are called Geordies, thats funny

01-12-2016 , 06:17 PM

#856

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy give us pic of you in the yellow helmet

Sammy wears everything from a helmet/workwear, suit and tie, diving suit, mountain climbing gear, shorts, wet/dry suit, gas/smoke/oxygen masks and sometimes a paresuit. FranFran obviously doesn't understand what a civil engineer is and why they make as much money as they do.

01-12-2016 , 06:18 PM

#857

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

You should not spend that much money on single bets sammy, are you ok?

HAHAHAHAHA, peanuts

01-12-2016 , 06:21 PM

#858

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy I was kidding, I love how easy you become defensive so I cant resist sometimes. Are we friends again?

01-12-2016 , 06:31 PM

#859

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy I was kidding, I love how easy you become defensive so I cant resist sometimes. Are we friends again?

Sammy doesn't become defensive, Sammy attacks. FranFran could never say or do anything to make Sammy attack, FranFran's to weak for that. FranFran is Sammy's weak friend. Sammy considers FranFran to be his 2nd sister.

01-12-2016 , 06:35 PM

#860

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Its not the end of the world if you wear a yellow helmet and blow your boss here and there sammy, it could be much worse

Last edited by FranFran; 01-12-2016 at 06:36 PM. Reason: At least you dont have a female boss

01-12-2016 , 06:40 PM

#861

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

At least you dont have a female boss

Sammy has a female boss. Her name is Hot Gf.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 01-12-2016 at 06:41 PM. Reason: soon to be wife

01-12-2016 , 06:43 PM

#862

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy will be a mom

01-12-2016 , 06:48 PM

#863

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I learned in one new movie that the correct name for that is: "full time dad"
It occurs in modern families where wife is making more money and is superior business wise to her husband so they decide that man will stay at home with the children and wife will work and earn money for the family.

Sammy The Full Time Dad

01-12-2016 , 07:00 PM

#864

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Full time dad, wtf is that? Sammy just took off all his clothes, and will be posting naked the rest of the night. Holding an ice cold beer with your groin while naked is a special feeling, that Sammy enjoys very much.

01-12-2016 , 07:11 PM

#865

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggh! Sammy just remembered that he has to be at a work site 6am tommorow, so he has to get up at 4am in order to be there in time. That's in 4 hours and Sammy just opened beer number 'many'. **** this ****. Sammy always forgets the time when gf is not home.

01-12-2016 , 07:23 PM

#866

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Maybe I beat the 5 mins, surely not the 20. I was drunk anyway.
@ suited: wat?

Hint: the first two legs of the tour were Stockholm and Cologne (Köln), and it's not a cool show. New members of a nation's family need to be shown that certain behaviors will not be tolerated, rather than have that **** swept under the rug.

01-12-2016 , 07:27 PM

#867

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy can last for hours if in his yellow helmet fyi

01-12-2016 , 08:17 PM

#868

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Sammy can last for hours if in his yellow helmet fyi

Sammy's helmet is not yellow fyi. Sammy had a guy airbrush it, like the goalies in ice hockey do. Sammy has to wake up in 160 minutes. Good night ****ers.

01-12-2016 , 09:01 PM

#869

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Don't fall off anything tomorrow Sammy

xoxo

01-12-2016 , 09:07 PM

#870

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

gnite samuelsen

01-12-2016 , 09:38 PM

#871

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

People from Newcastle are called Geordies, thats funny

Their accent is even funnier

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Oh well, I looked up grope now, didn't know the word. I have certain opinions about that but I'm not gonna politard the thread. Last time I did that I got an infarct of Morph, can you believe it ?

01-12-2016 , 09:58 PM

#872

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Smart. I only have two infractions, one of them a quantum so it only kind of exists.

01-13-2016 , 12:22 AM

#873

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

ATTENTION!

When I win powerball I will run a million dollar freeroll for anyone who has posted in this thread by the time of the drawing tomorrow.

Sammy is excluded.

Carry on.

01-13-2016 , 12:51 AM

#874

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

ATTENTION!

When I win powerball I will run a million dollar freeroll for anyone who has posted in this thread by the time of the drawing tomorrow.

Sammy is excluded.

Carry on.

I still have PS installed