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01-08-2016 , 09:57 AM

#501

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,740

LOL voluntarily buying British beers

01-08-2016 , 09:57 AM

#502

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,740

Everyone knows where mmmKay is from except the sammy

01-08-2016 , 09:58 AM

#503

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

01-08-2016 , 09:59 AM

#504

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Everyone knows where mmmKay is from except the sammy

Sammy let you out on parole, you are obligated to tell Sammy this info.

01-08-2016 , 10:01 AM

#505

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,740

Too busy, have to meet up and lick pussy shortly.

He's from a cycling nation

01-08-2016 , 10:03 AM

#506

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Belgium?

01-08-2016 , 10:05 AM

#507

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

where should I deposit some money so we can bet on some wild leagues playing on Fridays

01-08-2016 , 10:07 AM

#508

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

where should I deposit some money so we can bet on some wild leagues playing on Fridays

Sammy will PM you account number for transfer.

01-08-2016 , 10:25 AM

#509

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Wtf, Sammy already named all the countries in Europe. Sammy's starting to think you're one of those Americans...

Are you from Wyoming?

no

01-08-2016 , 10:27 AM

#510

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Belgium?

yes, Belgian spring bike races to start in a couple of months

01-08-2016 , 10:30 AM

#511

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

The Dutch are the tallest ldo, from having to peek up from below sea level.

01-08-2016 , 10:40 AM

#512

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

yes, Belgian spring bike races to start in a couple of months

Sammy is looking forward to them. Sammy will very likely be in Belgium around end of March this year. Perfect timing for Tour of Flanders.

01-08-2016 , 10:42 AM

#513

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,352

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sounds like something a short man would say.

Fiddle knows the true reason — in nature you stay on top of the food chain by being bigger, stronger and smarter than the rest.

Yep, giraffe confirmed top of the food chain.

Spoiler:

01-08-2016 , 10:44 AM

#514

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Yep, giraffe confirmed top of the food chain.

Spoiler:

01-08-2016 , 10:46 AM

#515

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

see ppl say this at first but when you think about it that mutually reciprocated oral sex is futile af

couldnt disagree more.

great feeling when youre getting close so you dig your tongue deep in there and then she throat ****s your cock even harder. Its one of liofes great pleasures imo.

Last edited by thabighurt35; 01-08-2016 at 10:47 AM. Reason: plus it assures a good bj, and that is the best thing in life

01-08-2016 , 10:47 AM

#516

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also **** your face friday, some doucher hit my car yesterday on the way into work.

01-08-2016 , 11:05 AM

#517

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

also **** your face friday, some doucher hit my car yesterday on the way into work.

that was reason for **** you Thursday iirc, you can't still be upset over that, apologize to Friday imo

01-08-2016 , 11:11 AM

#518

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Do what FranFran says, right now!

01-08-2016 , 11:17 AM

#519

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

still drinking these British beers and laughing bottle looks like some small radiator

01-08-2016 , 11:19 AM

#520

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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FranFran shouldn't drink directly from the radiator, that water is not clean.

01-08-2016 , 11:20 AM

#521

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

01-08-2016 , 11:22 AM

#522

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Hahahahaha, FranFran has girl fingers.

01-08-2016 , 11:23 AM

#523

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i have nice looking normaln fingers, a bit fat but still not too fat. Everybody says to Fran, hey Fran what a nice hands and fingers you have right there.

Sammy apologize right now,.

01-08-2016 , 11:29 AM

#524

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i have nice looking normaln fingers, a bit fat but still not too fat. Everybody says to Fran, hey Fran what a nice hands and fingers you have right there.

Sammy apologize right now,.

That's what you said about the stuffed peppers, now look at all the young boys. You went and got yourself a wing and didn't think of the soft blue rock? not exactly helping your chances of getting an apology.

01-08-2016 , 11:32 AM

#525

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Why would you mention stuffed peppers now, take that back

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