New pastime for you fellas: there's an app called "touchtones," with which you can control the jukebox at a bunch of different bars and clubs and ****.
Play a bunch of death metal and/or gangster rap and watch everyone get uncomfortable and get their panties in a bunch
Fake pregnancy/schmaschmortion rackets can be lucrative. Preg lady sells her tests to enterprising females. Girl hits up innocent guy for schmaschmortion moneys...profit.