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Sometimes I just want to wet myself in gasoline and set myself on fire, while masturbating Sometimes I just want to wet myself in gasoline and set myself on fire, while masturbating

03-28-2015 , 04:33 PM
****ing mother****er ****ing stars every ****ing day ****ing ****ing me
i cant ****ing win 1 ****ing session, ****ing coolers ****ing badbeats ****ing coolers ****ing badbeats ****ing coolers **** you mother****ers stars.
it has been 600k hands and u mother****er stars just ****ed me constantly.
****ed over 9 bi's in ****ing 2k hands + the ****ing coolers. why did that *********** small dick mother****er called me with ****ing oesd for ****ing 100 bbs, is he ****ing ******ed, ofc he is but ****ing mother****er stars ****ing gives him the ****ing straight

if any stars rep somehow reads this, **** you mother****er and tell ur ****ing site to stop ****ing me, this is ****ing ridiculous u ****ing ****s u. I will prove this is bs someday u ****ing mother****ers and I hope u all ****ing d.

good ****ing bye mother****ing 2+2 and mother****ing jokestars
579k hands $1726 under EV, that's ****ing 172 bins and ****ing 172600 big blinds u ****ers + ****load of ****ing coolers that no ****ing way in hell I coolered near as much as I got coolered.

get ur ****ing **** together stars the money I won came from ipoker where I could actually win at poker and I didn't ****ed my life by losing it but there are people out there losing way more than me because of ur rigged bs site, I see same ****ing players every day getting dealt way too many ****ing times strong hands, there's 1 mother****er probably the biggest winner at 25nl deep stacks, he has a "dark side of the moon" pic, his strat is ****ing awful and he keeps coolering people and winning everyone's ****ing money.

soon I will have proof im being over****ed and others are overpowered, so to everyone that thinks Im just ****ing crying for a couple badbeats and running a little below EV, **** you, no one can win when most biggest pots are coolers in favor of villain or badbeats.
and **** all of u defending stars without even knowing how I run. from 340 sessions I ran under EV 277 and over EV 63
that alone should give u some ****ing proof of how rigged this BS is
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03-28-2015 , 06:40 PM
1726 under ev, you say thats 172 buy ins.. thats 10NL

Yet you say 172,000 big blinds under.. you buy in for 1000 bb each time? fk u man
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03-28-2015 , 06:50 PM
you should just move up to where they respect your EV
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03-28-2015 , 07:12 PM
Hey Shark, why don't you sit this one out. Maybe stop talking for a while.
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03-28-2015 , 07:20 PM


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Originally Posted by wombat4hire
Hey Shark, why don't you sit this one out. Maybe stop talking for a while.
and this
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03-28-2015 , 09:39 PM
hand 1 was played poorly imo - I don't think he is ever bluff shoving

hand 2 is pretty gross

hand 3 is a cooler. He can't fold his hand and neither can you. bad luck
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03-29-2015 , 05:43 AM
lol, AS, you mad
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03-30-2015 , 02:25 AM
try hitting her
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03-30-2015 , 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
try hitting her
/thread
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03-30-2015 , 02:10 PM
first hand is an easy fold
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