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04-24-2012 , 09:10 PM

Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

Myself and 4 friends, denied entry to a local nightclub. According to the bouncer, "You aint good lookin enough tonite mate.".

Beat:"You aint good lookin enough tonite mate"
Brag: Friend punched him in the face roughly 5 seconds after
Variance: Last year made 10x the amount an individual bouncer earns, playing cards on the interwebz.

TL;DR: random rant.

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04-24-2012 , 09:14 PM

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

hahahaha you ugly ****

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04-24-2012 , 09:15 PM

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

The bouncer was right, now, DEBATE ME YOU FOOL.

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04-24-2012 , 09:31 PM

evitooo

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,432

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Originally Posted by Esuohdla

Brag: Friend punched him in the face roughly 5 seconds after
Variance: Last year made 10x the amount an individual bouncer earns, playing cards on the interwebz.

RIGHT!

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04-24-2012 , 09:34 PM

sayhey69

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 831

pics or it didnt happen

no pics of your ugly face. pics of bouncer or more likely your friends broken nose

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04-24-2012 , 10:02 PM

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

so did security molest you guys or what

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04-24-2012 , 10:10 PM

bursito

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,124

made all that money and you cant buy yourself some decent clothes to get into a nightclub?
thats what the bouncer is referring to not ur face

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04-24-2012 , 10:13 PM

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

By club do you mean your mothers pants and by bouncer do you mean your dad?

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04-24-2012 , 10:15 PM

LamboMurc12

banned

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,552

GTFO OP YOU ARE TOO UGLY FOR THIS THREAD

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04-24-2012 , 10:33 PM

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le dude

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 181

According to the bouncer, "You aint good lookin enough tonite mate.".

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04-24-2012 , 11:03 PM

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Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by bursito

made all that money and you cant buy yourself some decent clothes to get into a nightclub?
thats what the bouncer is referring to not ur face

£120 jeans, £45 shirt, £250 watch and £50 shoes is sufficient for every other club in my city.
Obviously im wearing other clothes aswell, but the bouncer couldnt see em so who cares how balla they are.

Also all that money? Bouncers here make about £8k per anum, as they rarely work more than 3 days a week, generally they have a day job to go with it, so its not a whole lot.

Last edited by Esuohdla; 04-24-2012 at 11:18 PM.

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04-24-2012 , 11:04 PM

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Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by LamboMurc12

GTFO OP YOU ARE TOO UGLY FOR THIS THREAD

You know I expected this post when I made this thread, I am glad my expectations were met by the good folks at BBV, good job

Last edited by Esuohdla; 04-24-2012 at 11:12 PM.

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04-24-2012 , 11:05 PM

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Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by le dude

According to the bouncer, "You aint good lookin enough tonite mate.".

Thats me in 10 years time, at the moment I still have my hair and was wearing trousers, I do want dem glasses though.

Variance: Im not wearing trousers now <3.

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04-24-2012 , 11:07 PM

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Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by akyle47

By club do you mean your mothers pants and by bouncer do you mean your dad?

Very short answer: no

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04-24-2012 , 11:09 PM

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Esuohdla

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by sayhey69

pics or it didnt happen

no pics of your ugly face. pics of bouncer or more likely your friends broken nose

2 of us were part of the college running team, the other two were surprisingly fast at running actually, managed to get away without being destroyed by his co workers.

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04-25-2012 , 02:40 AM

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DjSkyy

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,735

pix or gtfo

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04-25-2012 , 03:02 AM

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Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

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Originally Posted by Esuohdla

Thats me in 10 years time, at the moment I still have my hair and was wearing trousers, I do want dem glasses though.

Variance: Im not wearing trousers now <3.

Wtf are trousers?

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04-25-2012 , 03:07 AM

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PunnyYouSayThat

Tattoo Commissioner

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,097

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Wtf are trousers?

old person way to say underwear

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04-25-2012 , 03:20 AM

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Dylanzesz

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,620

Give the bouncer 10 quid = problem solved

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04-25-2012 , 04:55 AM

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FinniusPrime

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 72

so instead of dressing well enough to get in the club you guys punched the bouncer in the face and then ran like schoolgirls?

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04-25-2012 , 05:06 AM

#21

curve

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,294

so much fail from OP.

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04-25-2012 , 05:20 AM

#22

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

Try the gay bar next time

Cue song

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04-25-2012 , 05:21 AM

#23

cheltNAM

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,204

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Wtf are trousers?

They are what americans call'pants'. While 'pants' are in actual fact underwear as defined in the oxford english dictionary. Oh and a fanny is not a bum either, wish americans would learn to speak english.

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04-25-2012 , 05:25 AM

#24

LOL POT-ODDS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4,064

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Originally Posted by RU18LOL

old person way to say underwear

lol no.

they're "pants". person above me was correct and i can confirm fanny means vagina in the UK.

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04-25-2012 , 06:07 AM

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keane_mark2

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 846

u are prolly gonna get thrown out of BBV as well.

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