wow seriously.... i could kill a whole animal sanctuary right now... check this.



this Scandi (sounds like it) **** flops the nuts and SLOWROLLS ME FOR A FULL ****ING MINUTE! THE PRICK TIMED ALL THE WAY DOWN.....

WHILE ASKING WHAT I HAVE! OMG OMG OMG OMG DIE SRSLY!

*** TURN *** [9h 8s Tc] [Kh]
Mathoisen: checks
thebuilder86: bets 715 and is all-in
Mathoisen said, "what u got"
Mathoisen said, "hey"
Mathoisen said, "boldie"
Mathoisen said, "joehoee"
Mathoisen: calls 715
*** RIVER *** [9h 8s Tc Kh] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mathoisen: shows [Jh Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
thebuilder86: shows [Th Ah] (a pair of Tens)

so of course i miss my heart draw and then vent afterwards.

The following chat was observed
u slowrolling cnut
fk in die
in a fire
u need to get cancer
u cnuyt
god i hate u


then i get an e-mail/warning....

HOW ABOUT POKERSTARS SEND E-MAILS TO SLOWROLLERS TELLING THEM THAT AS SOON AS THEY START CHATTING WHEN THEY HOLD THE NUTS AND THEIR OPPONENT IS ALL IN THEY WILL GET FPPS DEDUCTED OR SOMETHING???

if anyone sees/plays with this tosser please give him raw abuse and i will ship some $$$ on stars.

at least tell us what u said.

How does God not strike down and put the 3h on the river ffs

hashahahahaha

villian knew u had a flush draw and wasnt sure it was worth the risk to call and get sucked out on. good use of time bank imo

Why are there no $$ thingys in this HH?

Be this the Not so real monbies?

If so, getting slowrolled in teh play monbies is quite amusing.
So is going on monkey chat tilt as well.

wowwwwwwwww

Live 1-2 a few weeks ago, stupid terrible guy who always talks about how much he wins raises late, two worst evers call from blinds. Worst ever 1 has like $200 worst ever 2 has $150 or something, "hero" has 110. LOL DEEPSTACKS


976 WE1 half pots, WE2 calls, hero minraises, WE1 folds(<3) WE2 calls.

Turn is a 5 putting two clubs up. WE2 shoves. Hero jumps out of his ****ing seat and starts ranting and **** and I turn to him and say "ygos?"

He calls turns over T8o and says "I really didn't want to play a big pot with this.

River is a club, WE2 shows Ac Kc(<3333) and I piss on hero's face and say "does your neck hurt?"

Most of that is true btw

WE2 actually showed Ac Jc?

huh

this

rofl i love rick roll

OP needs to take a massive chill pill.

Playing in a STT once, guy pushes all in on the turn on a straight flush draw semi bluff, guy times down.....calls....QUAD NINES!!

Straight flush on the river!! Most beautiful thing ive ever seen!

Funnier than the OP.

<3 devilbliss

River is a club, WE2 shows Ac Kc(<3333) and I piss on hero's face and say "does your neck hurt?"

Most of that is true btw

...

LEVEL: WE2 actually showed Ac Jc?

levels are always funnier when the person being levelled doesn't get them hehe

[ ] best thread today

this is incredible hahahahahaha

Whats the deal with the face, is that what rick astley looks like?

Also, why are you hot linking from Erik Ryland's photobucket, are you Rat Ryland?

lolllllllll

[ ] good read
[x] gtfo

Thank you for your email. While slow-rolling is indeed bad etiquette it is
not against any tournament rule at all and it is not something we would
ever punish a player for. Players can do it in live games and tournaments
too and while it's bad etiquette there as well, it isn't a punishable
offence.

I hope that clarifies things for you but if you have any further questions
please don't hesitate to get back in touch.

Regards,

ScottW
PokerStars Support Team

no he posted it in that huge pic thread I stole it from there

This