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09-04-2020 , 04:50 PM

#76

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Hai Mr Sheep. What's cookin' lately other than sheep?

Wtf Craggoo? Not only did you suck Fister's dick in the other thread, now you're being nice to the weakling that went over to the dark side for glory, and turned his back to the real BBV'ers. When you left, you told Sammy to "stick it to the mods" in your spirit. Sammy has honored that ever since, and this is how you repay him?

**** you, you are going on the list!

09-04-2020 , 05:14 PM

#77

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Craggoo is just drunk. He's had so much vodka he doesn't even remember who Morph is.

Last edited by Colin_Piddle; 09-04-2020 at 05:20 PM.

09-04-2020 , 05:20 PM

#78

Sheep86

*** Sleeping Pills, Drugs, Cars, Hookers and Resurrections of Ghosts, September LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Hai Mr Sheep. What's cookin' lately other than sheep?

We don't cook sheep around here, punk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I love them small countries. I met a player from Luxembourg last summer and asked him if he knew the Grand Duke. He said, "Yes, of course."

Luxembourg (2,586 km²) is huge compared to Andorra (468 km²) though. Even so, Sheep thinks of you every time he sees a Luxembourgian license plate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sheep still thinks you have a very nice and soft penis.

09-04-2020 , 05:24 PM

#79

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

09-04-2020 , 05:27 PM

#80

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Playing $11 WPT partypoker. Lost every flip, ran kings into aces. Somehow I still have chips.

09-04-2020 , 05:30 PM

#81

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Didn't watch all that infomöller, but basically the only reason those small countries exist is to withdraw taxes from Germany. Like the East Perth Eagles. prolly the same kind of case. Anyways, GL collecting them, you know who to blam 3?"

09-04-2020 , 05:33 PM

#82

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep is in a weird country right meow (see location).

That's pretty cool. Did you go there by bike?

09-04-2020 , 05:38 PM

#83

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

mmmKay, what do you think Sammy is cooking up?

Hot air

09-04-2020 , 05:44 PM

#84

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

anyway ITM in WCOOP Fusion side event, 19/92 with 50BB

09-04-2020 , 05:48 PM

#85

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

GL Morph. I'm out all in for 15 BBs with AK vs KQ. Guy flops the Q

09-04-2020 , 05:51 PM

#86

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

That's "Bech", as they say.

09-04-2020 , 06:03 PM

#87

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Note to self: Gambling-Dropout Thriller "The Bech".

09-04-2020 , 06:38 PM

#88

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We don't bet on those games on a whim, we have information. Don't come at us when it comes to betting, we are way out of your league. Now stfu and go look for a job, punk!

Sounds like point shaving to me...

09-04-2020 , 06:39 PM

#89

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

You take that back right now!

09-04-2020 , 06:39 PM

#90

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Actually, I take that back right now!

09-04-2020 , 06:39 PM

#91

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sammy would never cheat!

09-04-2020 , 06:41 PM

#92

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep is in a weird country right meow (see location).

I was going to go there, just so I could add another one to the list

09-04-2020 , 07:02 PM

#93

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy doesn't cheat

09-04-2020 , 07:05 PM

#94

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fister can ask Sammy 1 queaæstion, and Sammy willa answer 100% honorlistlty. Flidstar has 15 mlins from now.

09-04-2020 , 07:07 PM

#95

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

14 mins

09-04-2020 , 07:13 PM

#96

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fister can ask Sammy 1 queaæstion, and Sammy willa answer 100% honorlistlty. Flidstar has 15 mlins from now.

When are you going to make your first thread?

09-04-2020 , 07:13 PM

#97

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

I should have asked how many penises have you touched on purpose.

09-04-2020 , 07:13 PM

#98

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Or why do you insist that everyone is calm.

09-04-2020 , 07:14 PM

#99

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Or how many times have you been down on your wife.

09-04-2020 , 07:14 PM

#100

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Or how many times have you gone down on King Fish

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