So anyway I tried to move to no limit and ran really bad at 100NL

By the time I have lost ~23 buyins I decide [censored] it no limit clearly is not for me, I am going back to FRIENDLY FIXED LIMIT HOLDEM where the pain of losing is like the pain of a slow suffocation and more agreeable than the brutal no-limit accost-you-in-an-alleyway-and-stab-you-in-the-face pain

But WAIT!!! Everyone is posting in TEH BBV about making $$$CRAZY STACKS PHU$$$ playing the new fangled UNLIMITED HOLDEM

so i decide I WILL NOT BE DISHEARTENED. i am going to TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT LEARNING NL and I AM GOING TO START AT [censored] 50NL AND [censored] PROVE TO MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AT THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LEAST< I CAN AT LEAST BEAT [censored] BABY STAKES NLHE

tONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN

HERE ARE THE FIRST THREE HANDS I SHOW DOWN


STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is CO with A A
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, LOSER raises to $6.5, Button folds, SB raises to $18, 2 folds, LOSER raises all-in $49.25, SB calls all-in $17.45.
Uncalled bets: $13.8 returned to LOSER.

Flop: T 6 T ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Turn: Q ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

River: J ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)

Results:
Final pot: $73.4
LOSER showed Ac As</font>
SB showed Jc Jd</font>

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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players

Pre-flop: (5 players) LOSER is BB with A K
UTG calls, 2 folds, SB calls, LOSER raises to $2, UTG calls, SB calls.

Flop: T 3 A ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, LOSER bets $6, UTG calls, SB folds.

Turn: 7 ($18, 2 players)
LOSER checks, UTG bets $14.9, LOSER raises all-in $42, UTG calls.

River: 4 ($102, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102)

Results:
Final pot: $102
UTG showed Ah 4h</font>
LOSER showed Ad Kc</font>

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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players

Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is Button with 6 6
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $2, LOSER calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9 2 6 ($6.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets $4, LOSER calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 3 ($18.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 bets $18.75, CO calls all-in $4.75, LOSER raises all-in $50.05, UTG+1 calls all-in $29.35.
Uncalled bets: $1.95 returned to LOSER.

River: 8 ($119.7, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $33, Sidepot 1: $86.7)

Results:
Final pot: $119.7
LOSER showed 6s 6d</font>
UTG+1 showed 7c 5c</font>
CO showed 4d Td</font>


[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT
[censored] YOU NO LIMIT


I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS ****ING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
I

I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP


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ha

BRutal. fun read

LMFAO.

Brutal stuff dude - bad luck.

good post

[censored] limit. This is why you play nl.

Please don't give up. I want to read a follow up.

Did that 23-buyin-downswing involve any tilting?

Maybe my tutorial can teach you how not to suck at NL cash games.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! [censored] quality!

lol i love the pool &lt;3

hahahahahahhaha

Electrical Jesus?

BEST
POLL

EVER

Please start recording your NL sessions and then post them here. If your verbal skills match your written skills, they will be gold, baby!

Every time I look at the poll it just gets funnier.

This just might be the best BBV post ever.

Yeah, this is the true spirit of BBV.

it's pretty high up on the list, thats for sure

LOllllllllllllllll

I'll bump up this work of genius in case anyone missed it.

And I nominate for the greatest poll in the history of the internets.

Between this and the poll, this is one of my favorite posts ever.