Should I let a life degen crash on my couch (once here, he's unlikely to leave!)
View Poll Results: What should I tell Hard Luck Leon to do?
EAD in West Hollywood for a couch and a hamburger?
10
66.67%
Tell him to go "gay for pay" like 'Strip Poker Steve'
1
6.67%
Turn him into my own personal "Poker Jay"
2
13.33%
Tell him to pull a 'Strip Poker Steve' AND make him into "Poker Jay"
0
0%
A poster here from Los Angeles would like to take him in for a night and let what happens, happens?
2
13.33%
11-07-2014
, 10:06 PM
LOL the first reply a co-worker gave me was "scat porn FTW, you're the toilet." I was like oh man let the "ead-a-thon, Natamus" begin.
But for real, every reply to this has made me LOL and turned a series of annoy text and pleads from Hard Luck into a daily amusement.
For that I thank everyone for participating.
I'm guessing Jimmus grew a pair and told his squatter up in Canada to get out, only for the squatter to turn Jimmus into his own personal gimp and he is taking it in the bum as I speak
But for real, every reply to this has made me LOL and turned a series of annoy text and pleads from Hard Luck into a daily amusement.
For that I thank everyone for participating.
I'm guessing Jimmus grew a pair and told his squatter up in Canada to get out, only for the squatter to turn Jimmus into his own personal gimp and he is taking it in the bum as I speak
11-21-2014
, 01:51 AM
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I say this as a public service announcement. The answer is always NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This is especially true for friends/acquaintances as the fact that they are going to you for help means they have already burned all bridges with their family and close friends. Once they are in your house they will never ever leave and you will get madder and madder until you have a coronary.
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EDIT: I see you already made your decision, also missed that. I'll leave my story anyways.
Holy crap, I know this isn't the place for real advice... And I'm sure that this will be met with more dick eating than your own OP, but I can actually speak to this.
I bought my first house about 6 months ago, and 1 month into living there I had a acquaintance/couldbeafriendbut****thatguy get fired from his job and kicked out of his place within a week, and I offered him a place to stay under the pretence that he would get a job and pay full rent after the first month. It has now been 5 months and I have received $240, and he has held 2 different jobs for about 2 weeks each.
What's a real cocksuck is that I've seen the guy drink on occasion, and he has no ambition or life skills. Who was once an acquaintance and maybe COULD have been a friend one day I've pondered hiring someone to make him disappear.
Problem is, I'm Canadian, which is synonymous with being a bit of a pussy so I haven't kicked the kid out, because I fear he might ACTUALLY die.
My point OP is DO NOT DO IT. SERIOUSLY. It will ruin you, and your girlfriends life. He will probably also kill your dog. Not sure why, but he will.
Argh, **** this, I'm kicking this guy out when I get home. Writing this made me realize how much I hate living in my own house right now. Thanks for the thread OP, helped me get to where I need to be
Holy crap, I know this isn't the place for real advice... And I'm sure that this will be met with more dick eating than your own OP, but I can actually speak to this.
I bought my first house about 6 months ago, and 1 month into living there I had a acquaintance/couldbeafriendbut****thatguy get fired from his job and kicked out of his place within a week, and I offered him a place to stay under the pretence that he would get a job and pay full rent after the first month. It has now been 5 months and I have received $240, and he has held 2 different jobs for about 2 weeks each.
What's a real cocksuck is that I've seen the guy drink on occasion, and he has no ambition or life skills. Who was once an acquaintance and maybe COULD have been a friend one day I've pondered hiring someone to make him disappear.
Problem is, I'm Canadian, which is synonymous with being a bit of a pussy so I haven't kicked the kid out, because I fear he might ACTUALLY die.
My point OP is DO NOT DO IT. SERIOUSLY. It will ruin you, and your girlfriends life. He will probably also kill your dog. Not sure why, but he will.
Argh, **** this, I'm kicking this guy out when I get home. Writing this made me realize how much I hate living in my own house right now. Thanks for the thread OP, helped me get to where I need to be
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, 01:52 AM
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