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09-24-2015 , 02:45 PM

#2301

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

God dammit

09-24-2015 , 02:46 PM

#2302

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,715

can't wait until Sammy catches up thread

09-24-2015 , 02:56 PM

#2303

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

ring ding ding ding ding da ding ding

09-24-2015 , 03:11 PM

#2304

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

God damn Germans put fake software in Sammy's Audi. Germans always seems to **** with Sammy. Piss in my water, overfilling my beaches, make supermarket queues in Denmark extra long during summer, mods 2+2, Sammy forced to learn their sick language, no cheap gasoline anymore, and now they **** with Sammy's car.

SAMMY'S HAD ENOUGH, ACTION MUST BE TAKEN, SAMMY WILL MAKE PLAN

09-24-2015 , 03:16 PM

#2305

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,969

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

you will surrender in less than 2 hours.

09-24-2015 , 03:17 PM

#2306

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

which audi sammy? Do you even drink?

09-24-2015 , 03:18 PM

#2307

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

And wtf is OOT? Seems like some lgbt community reunion

09-24-2015 , 03:20 PM

#2308

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

oot is fun

09-24-2015 , 03:23 PM

#2309

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Fun? Do you even drink watery buttery?

09-24-2015 , 03:24 PM

#2310

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

which audi sammy? Do you even drink?

Audi A3, 2.0-litre TDI Sportback.

Sammy embarrassed by not having the A8, Sammy will upgrade sometime soon.

Drinking now, have been at work for days and wasn't able to drink, Sammy felt horrible being sober for so long.

09-24-2015 , 03:26 PM

#2311

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you will surrender in less than 2 hours.

Sammy wasn't around in the 1940's, this time will be different.

09-24-2015 , 03:26 PM

#2312

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Why didn't you buy a Danish car?

09-24-2015 , 03:30 PM

#2313

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Audi A3, 2.0-litre TDI Sportback.

Sammy embarrassed by not having the A8, Sammy will upgrade sometime soon.

Also it's not very consistent after raging (maybe understandably) about Germany to express your embarrassment about not owning a bigger German car.

09-24-2015 , 03:31 PM

#2314

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I had A3 2.0 tdi when I was 18, now my wife still drives it (with new engine bcs I broke the original one), I have both Q7 and A8 4.2 fsi's I can sell you one or both sammy I dont drive either anymore.

09-24-2015 , 03:32 PM

#2315

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Let's write a story together!

I start:

Sammy was just eating some coated meat when his girlfriend came back from Greece. "Maybe I should coat my pussy!" she said jokingly. "Anyway, look Sammy what I got for you in this bag."

WTF Morph?

Sammy does not eat that pussy, not even coated, this was already explained once by Sammy. Pussy is were the urine comes out, Sammy does not like the taste of urine.

09-24-2015 , 03:34 PM

#2316

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Why didn't you buy a Danish car?

There are Danish cars?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Also it's not very consistent after raging (maybe understandably) about Germany to express your embarrassment about not owning a bigger German car.

I was just thinking that. Personally I'd be embarrassed by owning ANY Audi, paying so much for a car that isn't better than some others with much lower price tags...

09-24-2015 , 03:35 PM

#2317

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Also it's not very consistent after raging (maybe understandably) about Germany to express your embarrassment about not owning a bigger German car.

Germans make the best cars. There, Sammy said it. Sammy will deny ever having said that if brought up in the future. Danes only makes electrical cars, wtf is that?

09-24-2015 , 03:35 PM

#2318

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy you never licked your gf's ******* either?

Spoiler:

09-24-2015 , 03:37 PM

#2319

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

There are Danish cars?

I was just thinking that. Personally I'd be embarrassed by owning ANY Audi, paying so much for a car that isn't better than some others with much lower price tags...

Then try buying it with Danish tax. If a car costs 100k in Germany, the exact same car costs 280k in Denmark.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-24-2015 at 03:46 PM.

09-24-2015 , 03:39 PM

#2320

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Sammy you never licked your gf's ******* either?

Spoiler:

Sammy doesn't lick pussy, and Sammy doesn't do anal sex. Never have, never will.

09-24-2015 , 03:40 PM

#2321

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Whiskey and Sammy have the same car. I have the sedan though

09-24-2015 , 03:42 PM

#2322

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Yesterday was 1st death anniversary of one of my best friends. If he ever made it to bbv bbv would be proud of him.

09-24-2015 , 03:43 PM

#2323

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Whiskey and Sammy have the same car. I have the sedan though

Sammy considers the A3 a woman car, but Sammy was still in school when he bought it, so used most of his money on beer/partying/travelling. Now Sammy must spend his money on a house and have to wait a bit to buy a mans car.

09-24-2015 , 03:49 PM

#2324

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Yesterday was 1st death anniversary of one of my best friends. If he ever made it to bbv bbv would be proud of him.

I'm sure we would be proud of him. A friend of FranFran can only be good people. Always sad when friends has to go. Lost a few myself, life can be cruel.

RIP FranFran friend.

09-24-2015 , 03:49 PM

#2325

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

WTF Morph?

Sammy does not eat that pussy, not even coated, this was already explained once by Sammy. Pussy is were the urine comes out, Sammy does not like the taste of urine.

I know, that was the point. I was aiming for realism.

that reminds me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by xalas