Spent an hour w Apple support to fix my laptop, Jacques. Took the third rep I got shunted to who came up w the genius skills that I never knew were on the damn machine

How the **** did ‘Jacques’ get in there?

that still funny af, so many little gems throughout as well.

I loke when he ****s in abag and brings it to the table at the debutantes house.

tell me about a time you disagreed with your manager, how did you handle that?

Prob ‘JFC!’ got auto-corrected.

I always disagree with my manager. That's generally why they end up liking me. I've never been a Yes man.

Having said that I'd never say that in an interview

Howard lives! tbh offers interview advice! Fidstar applies to a job and thus can afford to pay for my education again!

I've been quoting borat all week so it's only fitting that it pops up in the LC

no

COME ON DAD WHAT THE **** I'M TELLING GRANDPA

Morph is fine with it.

I hate homework. Putting sentences together is muy dificil

This was actually very funny. Not naked men wrestling funny, but funny.

I sent my job application off hours ago. Why haven't I been offered a job yet?

Because I asked them to make you wait a few days before abandoning me again for 30 years

You and MeLoveYouLongTime should compare job hunting notes

I would read this discussion.

Gonna be real sad if fiddles gives up the green

Asked my ex the same thing, apparently she just LET HIM IN

Hai

Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous ?
Sonnez les matines !
Ding, daing, dong !

BING BANG BLAOW Welcome to the freddy, teddy

**** you wednesday and the 8am meeting i havde

seriously though wednesday is for humping

0. no gif-ts except for delicious titty tuesday from Mr. Sheep
1. **** you wednesday
2. I piss about the place
3. Learning about generic drugs
4. Drug manufacturing is very similar to food manufacturing
5. You never know who is actually making what
6. And off-patent drugs are available to pretty much anyone
7. **** is crazy
8. **** Brand name drugs though
9. I am going to piss myself
10. I wonder if there are any 99% ladies in BBV
11. Nate please activate the radar
12. What can you do?
13. Gotta find those ladyboys
14. Stumbled upon a post-op in the pr0n last night
15. The gash...it was abnormal
16. 10/10 would not fap again

Prolly you are too good in table tennis