Research assistant.

Internet poker is more enjoyable and easier.

Tons of people do more than 60k/month while holding down jobs or school with a curriculum much more difficult than OP.

I'm somewhat insulted that he thinks its prop-bettable. Whats the next prop bet gonna be? To successfully make yourself breakfast in the morning? Actually I can see the prop bets merit. Huge loser, wants to make good. Can he turn his **** around or is he destined to be a huge loser forever. Might be entertaining.

Yeah, playing HU is a lot easier and less stressful than manually masturbating primates or anything you would have done as an undergrad research assistant. Right.

HU is a lot of fun. If you hate poker and the thought of playing 3 hours a day seems daunting you should quit.

very glad that your butt hurt self came out of lurking just for my thread.

fwiw, sir, it would be an accomplishment for me to make my own breakfast, seeing as I eat out 2 meals a day 7 days a week and dont eat 3 meals a day

This bet is stupid. Easy angleshooting.

HE WILL PAY PEOPLE TO DO HIS HOMEWORK.

How are we gonna know he isnt doing this?

16 units hours gives lots of free time

Anyways im guessing his bankroll is like 20k, which isn't much. And he is trying to double it through this bet.

Taking a 4:1 bet against him is horrible.

Like his idea of this bet, but prob wont go through.

pic of transcript or gtfo

I love how your "A" was in

"Thinking and Learning..... 2"

hahahahahhahaha

if i had free money to bet, i would bet against you 100%. there's no possible way you are going to get a 4.0 with a full course load taking average to difficult courses.

edit: you are taking 4 courses? isn't 5 courses a full course load?

lol..

Yeah I think there is just too much possible angle shooting and with a lack of policing this, you wont get much action

full course load here is 4 classes. but im taking 2 labs and a recitation as well.

Turkish, like i said before, I wouldnt trust god to do my homework well enough. Besides that, if I dont do the homework, it means I have to study a lot more. Besides THAT, a lot of the actual homework is reading, and unfortunately, I cant have people take my tests for me, unless I never show up to class otherwise, and then I wont be able to get an A anyway due to missed quizzes/attendance/etc. So please, go **** yourself.

FYI, no, my bankroll is not 20k.

I'm fairly confident this bet goes through.

Like I said, I will go to decent lengths to do whatever I can to prove I am not angling this in any way.

To whomever asked, yes, a full transcript can be sent to a judge at both the beginning and the end of this bet.

How the **** do you fail calc three times?

Not going to class in a college course is a good start, I've lowered my gpa a whole point on that factor alone.

Anyone who says this bet would be a breeze is crazy, I would certainly take action on it if I had the BR but I would also like to be in gimme's shoes becuase I know how much of a good motivational tool this could be and how it could really help overall life ev so to speak. But when it comes down to it getting a 4.0gpa in any college is brutally hard, especially with the track record for skipping class and failing out he's had. Anyone who thinks the 5-1 line is bad needs to stfu and not take the bet, there are plenty out there that understand how hard this will be and would take action assuming everything posted is true and accurate (which I believe it is).

I thought you were busto and flipped for the rest of your bankroll.

I don't know who will take action against at those odds AND has the money to do it, considering most people who have made a lot of $$ are intelligent people who probably do decently well at above average schools anyway.

And LOL at people saying have people do your hwk; don't your schools grade almost completely on exams, with a small portion of your grade dedicated to homework just so you don't skip it?

Regardless, this would be fun to watch.

gimmetheloot i like this prop bet alot. People are motivated by different things and if money is what motivates you i wish you best of luck. If i had the bankroll i would be all over this. Logging 60k hands a month and moving from a 2.0 gpa to a 4.0 gpa will not be easy by any means.

Ok...don't want to brag or anything but this is my courseload this QUARTER.

17 hours

Organic Chemistry II - A+
Organic Chemistry II Lab - A
Physics II - A-
Physics II Lab - CREDIT
Biology III (REMEMBER QUARTERS) - A+
Biology Lab III - A
Research Assistant - CREDIT
TAKE MANEY - 2k-3k HANDS/DAY (Equates to 2-4 hours a day)

Some classes we get CR/NCR (CREDIT/NOCREDIT). I will obviously post a picture of my transcript as soon as grades get in...assuming I don't screw up any finals coming this next week. But these are my grades going into the final. I am not some poker god or anything, I am still playing .5/1 6max because I do devote a lot of time to school on weekends (premed ftw ya?). I see your bet as being pretty doable if you are smart. But seeing as how it is difficult to judge intelligence vs laziness on a transcript I can't see anyone giving 5:1 odds on this. 2.5:1 seems reasonable if you can prove you are slightly ******ed.

how the f did you get an A+ in orgo II?

school coach me plz

2 MATH C- 4 C02 D ENGINEERING MATHEM
1 MATH B 8 C02 D ENGINEERING MATHEM
REPEAT 1 MECH ENG C- 4 C01 D STATICS & MECHANIC
REPEAT 2 MECH ENG D+ 3 C01 D THERMODYNAMICS
2 MECH ENG F DEF C- 4 C01 D MECH. ENG DESIGN I
1 MECH ENG C- 4 C01 D MODELLING&NUMERICA
3 MECH ENG B+ 9 C02 D COMPOSITE LAB
2 MECH ENG C+ 6 C01 D CONTROL SYSTEMS
1 ENGINEER D- 1 C01 D ENG:HIST,CONT,CONT

CUMULATIVE AVERAGE: 4.3/105 UNITS
SESSIONAL AVERAGE: 4.6/032 UNITS

REGISTRATION FOR SEP08-APR09
ELIGIBLE FOR
B ENG , MECH ENG CO-OP

last year was OK. But I might be making similar prop-bet, or something that will make me start studying better cuz GPA keeps going down every year, wtf.

GL OP!

3hours of HU isn't the same as 3 hours of FR/6m

5:1 with that course load is like handing you money

colts, i feel that those same intelligent people would realize that just because they arent lazy ****s doesnt mean that im not. Like i said, this is like prop betting on raymer running a marathon, with no training.

Solsek, if u think im too stupid to get A's due to the transcript, easy bet for you right? If you think ive been the laziest bastard possible for the last 2.5 years, again, easy bet for you, right?

Colts, im 'busto'. I have cash in hand from live play and I have a bunch of money in limbo online.

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OPs schedule would look something like this: 830 AM wake up go to class. Hit class for 9AM - 12. Hit up lunch then be home at 1. 1-2:30 hit up some poker. 2:30 - 6 study. 6-9 chill out and do whatever. 9-10:30 hit up poker. 10:30 - 12:30 chill out some more then sleep.

With that schedule he could take the weekends off and get straight As and hit his hand requirement. This isn't a soul crushing schedule. This isn't pokerpoopeys 24 tabling fullring 12 hours a day 70 days in a row.

This schedule is just a schedule almost 99% of people on earth hold.

I didn't know it was possible to get such a low GPA. I put in approx 30k hands per month while at an Ivy League, and well, lets just say I did significantly better. At the average university all you have to do is try and you can pull-off a GPA in the range of a 3.0. I sure hope you're paying your own way, because your parents have to reconsider funding this if you aren't. Talk about a true life beat: being a complete moron.

7816, +2 lurkers.

In the long run the A students work for the C students, just a simple fact of life