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10-09-2019 , 12:09 PM

#226

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

What ever happened to bigdogpocket5s? I assume he got the twitch boot long ago over the pron thing. Good times.

10-09-2019 , 12:17 PM

#227

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

quien es eso?

10-09-2019 , 12:25 PM

#228

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Sheep had a weird dream last night.

Spoiler:

10-09-2019 , 12:28 PM

#229

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Luckily he will not be doing so, although he is a strange little polish sausage man.

10-09-2019 , 12:34 PM

#230

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

BBV is getting unwieldy. I propose splitting into 4 separate forums:

1) Beats - moderated by Sheep
2) Brags - moderated by Fid
3) Variance - moderated by Alobar
4) Beats and Variance with Occasional Bragging - Unmoderated, but with extra strict rules

As Supreme Mod, I will continue to do nothing.

10-09-2019 , 12:37 PM

#231

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

^^^ posted at 12:34 #NumberNerd

10-09-2019 , 12:38 PM

#232

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Posted up in the cut

Bust it in her butt

10-09-2019 , 12:38 PM

#233

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep had a weird dream last night.

Spoiler:

My ex-wife was Polish, but she was neither a Sheep nor an Orange Moron.

10-09-2019 , 12:46 PM

#234

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Like actually Polish?

Polish my polish pole.

10-09-2019 , 01:58 PM

#235

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Queen Victoria* to you

I was thinking Victoria "Suited" Justice myself

10-09-2019 , 02:11 PM

#236

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

RIP Morph. RIP BBV. Thanks Obama.

10-09-2019 , 02:35 PM

#237

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep had a weird dream last night.

Spoiler:

shhhhhhh If he reads 2+2, he may buy a hotel out of spite.

10-09-2019 , 03:04 PM

#238

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

irl question for the bbvlcncdegens, how many people that know you know your 2+2 username?

Spoiler:

10-09-2019 , 03:19 PM

#239

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Concise.

10-09-2019 , 03:21 PM

#240

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Thanks broski

10-09-2019 , 03:36 PM

#241

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

He left me to foot a 5k donation to FSL. I guess I got Sammied.

Bad Sammy!

10-09-2019 , 04:52 PM

#242

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Playing poker for first time in about 4 years. Only running 1/3. I’m crushing it. Up $45 in under 10 minutes. If I stay 3 hours I’ll be able to afford a good quality hooker.

10-09-2019 , 05:02 PM

#243

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I am now up 250. Have not yet seen a showdown. Have not yet had any cards. At a 1/3 table.

Poker has changed. Or this table is special.

Next time I prob should have something.

10-09-2019 , 05:43 PM

#244

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

+550. Called pot size river bet (125) with bottom pair.

Don’t they know you can’t bluff a fish? First hand I had to show down.

10-09-2019 , 06:54 PM

#245

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Top set VS pair and flush draw he hits I don’t redraw poker is stupid. Back to starting stack. May have to settle for a goat.

10-09-2019 , 08:35 PM

#246

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Good Luck Mr Fish

10-09-2019 , 09:53 PM

#247

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Good luck Goat ****er! Mr. Sheep will not approve.

10-09-2019 , 10:33 PM

#248

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

4 sounds exhausting AF, i prefer the professionals

Majik, have you ever gotten any good poker advice on here tho? I jang in the bbv fred, and dun worry, i dont have any male friends in my land right now, its all good

10-09-2019 , 11:46 PM

#249

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I used to post and follow the hand threads years ago so ya. You have no choice but to nit it up in online donkaments now. Work sched is ****ed currently. During the week I'd be limited to small field sngs. Weekends are free but if given the option to do something else, I would.

Never played or will play live since my poker face is non existent. lol