I would like to run decent for an entire week. Just decent.

I still have dune 2...ON FLOPPIES, my father is still addicted to it.

I would love a Play Station 3 to give to my Dad for Christmas.

Dear Santa Sensei,

I've really wanted this high quality shaving razor...only $140, and I'll probably make use of it the rest of my life.

http://www.amazingshaving.com/page/amsh/PROD/sar/cc2000

Thanks!

M

[ ] You iz balla enuff to get hair removal surgery

Dear Santa,
please sponsor a random kid or give me a bottle of cristal.
ty

This is a nice idea BTYS. I don't need anything from you. Therefore, what I would like for christmas is for you to buy yourself a nice bottle of dom or scotch or whatever your tipple is, and drink a toast to BBV. And post a pic here.

her with a bag on her face
Not really SFW
or an ipod shuffle (not pink please)
later edit: she is good too, butterface?
sexy times

BTYS, I'm not sure when I'm playing you, but can you give me a 8-1 victory in the fantasy BBall? Or have it so that Thanks4Tmac loses every week? I'm pretty sure Yahoo is rigged.

Dear santa sensei,
I would really like to buy the 'storm launcher' from www.airhogs.com but I live in belgium and they don't ship abroad. If you could send it here (I could pay for the product + shipping costs via pstars stransfer or whatever you like) it would be an awesome christmas gift.

Ship it crucial to the kids obviously.. I will also make a donation if u do.

I am not going to ask for anything for myself as I am fairly basic so if I wanted/needed it I would probably already have bought it.

That being said, I am a teacher and my students never have pens or pencils. I would like to have 1000 pens which would mean I would be able to start my classes on time instead of searching through random drawers and cupboards.

ship me a half full bottle of gin and 9 cigarettes and I'll be fine thanks

cos i'm dead and an alien and my grandma stole my shoes to throw at her neighbour who is a rat like an actual real live rat the kind you set traps for and anyway so my grandma you know my grandma well she stole my shoes well borrowed them if you like cos she'll probably give them back but the point of the story is you know shoes are not even necessary man all you need is like sandals or something and maybe not even sandals maybe just like leaves or something or maybe even just going barefoot would be fine who knows but what i'm really trying to say is that we can't really help ourselves when it comes to selling mangoes for an inflated price to disabled people

forget the pens, give this man some leaves for his feet

BTYS,

Pick a dollar amount between $10 and $100,000. Then, send that amount to ama0330 on stars.

kthx

Dear Santa,
I would like orange parachute pants, an Aston Martin DB9 with all the options, or a pogo stick... in that order. Happy holidays.

uno bicmaco

i would really like a toy snort or two or three (elephant toy) thanks

I would like Martin season 1 and 2 DVDs or a case of budweiser (my fav beer). PLZ

dear santa,
would love a xbox360 with halo 3
thanks

Santa Sensei,
Steak me plz.

Santa,

I'm a lazy clod. I wanna be better. I bought my girl a membership to the New Orleans Athletic Club. It's really cool. But, alas, she only gets to bring me once a month.

This is the gift that keeps on giving. I can learn to box where John Sullivan once trained. I can play basketball and not lose the court to 14 year olds packing guns. There's a salon where I can better myself intellectually, and a bar where I can better myself socially. And I can be in shape for the first time ever.

With Santa paying the one time membership fee, I can cover the monthly.

Nice, not naughtily,

LR

i just want one of those motion avatars.

sooo...who's getting gifts?

Blowjob? I'd like to have one please santa.