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08-30-2019 , 10:09 AM
Looks like the seal on the peanut butter packet isn’t fully intact. Price is now $10k plus you pay any medical/funeral bills.

Last edited by King Fish; 08-30-2019 at 10:09 AM. Reason: Sammy is not invited to the funeral, but his wife is.
08-30-2019 , 11:07 AM
I'll give 10k peanuts!
08-30-2019 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Could be KF's uncle, excellent choice of meme
08-30-2019 , 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I'll give 10k peanuts!
I call your bluff. Ship ‘em.

Lord King Fish, M.O.D
1 Shitty Cum-Stained Prius
Pittsburgh, PA 15210
08-30-2019 , 11:27 AM
Gotta find a place to shower and clean up. Client will understand, but I think I have a legit shot with the cute receptionist, and this could surely ruin that.

Maybe she’ll give me a place to stay tonight.
08-30-2019 , 11:42 AM
Is the cum-stained Prius stained in YOUR cum, or the cum of an unrighteous man?
08-30-2019 , 11:46 AM
Yes.
08-30-2019 , 12:03 PM
08-30-2019 , 01:13 PM
Ok I have about 90 minutes to somehow look less like ****. Wearing a wrinkled black polo, wrinkled tan shorts, and dad sneakers (New Balance). I haven’t brushed my teeth in 3 days. I’m tired, I’m grumpy. I’m ready to cry at the drop of a hat.

At this point, I don’t give a **** about the customer. I am determined to get a date with the receptionist (we spoke for about 45 minutes last time I was there. I think this can happen.)

If all goes well, I’ll have a place to sleep, a vagina to pound, and food to eat in the morning.

Pray for KingFish. He’s horny and he deserves this.
08-30-2019 , 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Pray for KingFish. He’s horny and he deserves this.
Sheep will make one of his male voodoo dolls have sex with a female voodoo doll. That should do the trick.
08-30-2019 , 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Sheep will make one of his male voodoo dolls have sex with a female voodoo doll. That should do the trick.
I never said the receptionist was female.
08-30-2019 , 01:50 PM
08-30-2019 , 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
I never said she wasn’t...
08-30-2019 , 02:42 PM
I'll support KF by eating a Bacon Double Cheeseburger!
08-30-2019 , 02:47 PM
Germans are cruel.
08-30-2019 , 03:17 PM
I support how KF doesn't associate vaginas with females.

A true trailblazer.
08-30-2019 , 03:18 PM
I always bring my own. I keep it in a travel pack.
08-30-2019 , 03:31 PM
A true vagina wrangling trailblazer
08-30-2019 , 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
A true fleshlight wrangling trailblazer
FYP
08-30-2019 , 04:26 PM
I think Mr. AF meant Tailblazer
08-30-2019 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by RacerExTex
FYP
Excellent work, guys.
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
I think Mr. AF meant Tailblazer
Truly excellent.
08-30-2019 , 05:32 PM
Hai son.
08-30-2019 , 05:33 PM
hi dad miss you
08-30-2019 , 05:47 PM
Meeting over. Success of sorts with receptionist. Turns out she’s 29 but still lives at home. She wants to see me tomorrow, and said she would love to swim at “my hotel” and relax with a good bad movie on TV.

I mentioned I didn’t have a hotel room for tomorrow. She said too bad... I have a killer bikini.

Had a BBV “Angel” today who made it possible for me to make my way back north. While I would very much like to think with my dick, prob best if I think with my other head and save what I got for the ride to NY.

I guess if I gotta choose between young eager pussy and doing the responsible thing...

**** I hate being old and semi-responsible. But I’m very grateful for the friends I have here.
08-30-2019 , 07:54 PM

      
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