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08-30-2019 , 10:09 AM

#626

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Looks like the seal on the peanut butter packet isn’t fully intact. Price is now $10k plus you pay any medical/funeral bills.

Last edited by King Fish; 08-30-2019 at 10:09 AM. Reason: Sammy is not invited to the funeral, but his wife is.

08-30-2019 , 11:07 AM

#627

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'll give 10k peanuts!

08-30-2019 , 11:07 AM

#628

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Could be KF's uncle, excellent choice of meme

08-30-2019 , 11:23 AM

#629

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'll give 10k peanuts!

I call your bluff. Ship ‘em.

Lord King Fish, M.O.D
1 Shitty Cum-Stained Prius
Pittsburgh, PA 15210

08-30-2019 , 11:27 AM

#630

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Gotta find a place to shower and clean up. Client will understand, but I think I have a legit shot with the cute receptionist, and this could surely ruin that.

Maybe she’ll give me a place to stay tonight.

08-30-2019 , 11:42 AM

#631

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Is the cum-stained Prius stained in YOUR cum, or the cum of an unrighteous man?

08-30-2019 , 11:46 AM

#632

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Yes.

08-30-2019 , 12:03 PM

#633

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

08-30-2019 , 01:13 PM

#634

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Ok I have about 90 minutes to somehow look less like ****. Wearing a wrinkled black polo, wrinkled tan shorts, and dad sneakers (New Balance). I haven’t brushed my teeth in 3 days. I’m tired, I’m grumpy. I’m ready to cry at the drop of a hat.

At this point, I don’t give a **** about the customer. I am determined to get a date with the receptionist (we spoke for about 45 minutes last time I was there. I think this can happen.)

If all goes well, I’ll have a place to sleep, a vagina to pound, and food to eat in the morning.

Pray for KingFish. He’s horny and he deserves this.

08-30-2019 , 01:20 PM

#635

Sheep86

*** Sammy is Dead. Long Live the New Sammy! August LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Pray for KingFish. He’s horny and he deserves this.

Sheep will make one of his male voodoo dolls have sex with a female voodoo doll. That should do the trick.

08-30-2019 , 01:39 PM

#636

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep will make one of his male voodoo dolls have sex with a female voodoo doll. That should do the trick.

I never said the receptionist was female.

08-30-2019 , 01:50 PM

#637

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

08-30-2019 , 02:39 PM

#638

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I never said she wasn’t...

08-30-2019 , 02:42 PM

#639

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

I'll support KF by eating a Bacon Double Cheeseburger!

08-30-2019 , 02:47 PM

#640

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Germans are cruel.

08-30-2019 , 03:17 PM

#641

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I support how KF doesn't associate vaginas with females.

A true trailblazer.

08-30-2019 , 03:18 PM

#642

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I always bring my own. I keep it in a travel pack.

08-30-2019 , 03:31 PM

#643

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

A true vagina wrangling trailblazer

08-30-2019 , 04:17 PM

#644

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 794

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

A true fleshlight wrangling trailblazer

FYP

08-30-2019 , 04:26 PM

#645

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

I think Mr. AF meant Tailblazer

08-30-2019 , 05:29 PM

#646

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

FYP

Excellent work, guys.

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

I think Mr. AF meant Tailblazer

Truly excellent.

08-30-2019 , 05:32 PM

#647

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Hai son.

08-30-2019 , 05:33 PM

#648

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

hi dad miss you

08-30-2019 , 05:47 PM

#649

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Meeting over. Success of sorts with receptionist. Turns out she’s 29 but still lives at home. She wants to see me tomorrow, and said she would love to swim at “my hotel” and relax with a good bad movie on TV.

I mentioned I didn’t have a hotel room for tomorrow. She said too bad... I have a killer bikini.

Had a BBV “Angel” today who made it possible for me to make my way back north. While I would very much like to think with my dick, prob best if I think with my other head and save what I got for the ride to NY.

I guess if I gotta choose between young eager pussy and doing the responsible thing...

**** I hate being old and semi-responsible. But I’m very grateful for the friends I have here.