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04-11-2018 , 01:05 PM

#401

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrael111

Lolz wtf was that

I believe I uttered wtf are you doing at showdown. lol

04-11-2018 , 01:09 PM

#402

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

He strikes me as a meth guy. Paranoia and conspiracy-thinking come and go quickly on the snow, but stick around long enough on meth that you could power many episodes of your own show with it.

He smoked up and had a few drinks on Rogans podcast last year. I didn't bother to watch it as I need to conserve the few brain cells I have left.

04-11-2018 , 01:13 PM

#403

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

04-11-2018 , 01:27 PM

#404

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

He smoked up and had a few drinks on Rogans podcast last year. I didn't bother to watch it as I need to conserve the few brain cells I have left.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 04-11-2018 at 01:39 PM.

04-11-2018 , 01:34 PM

#405

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

lol

04-11-2018 , 01:56 PM

#406

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

my room mate and I were out partying one night and we saw Alex Jones, who appeared to be coked out out his mind, with a very tall woman that was very tall and stunningly beautiful. I deduced he was high af and she was hired help.

You should have told him she was a deep state agent, or a lizard woman.

04-11-2018 , 01:57 PM

#407

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hansemann Lucther

04-11-2018 , 01:59 PM

#408

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

or that

04-11-2018 , 02:18 PM

#409

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Alex Jones is a bigger idiot than Trump, and that's saying something

04-11-2018 , 02:50 PM

#410

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

04-11-2018 , 03:04 PM

#411

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

04-11-2018 , 03:10 PM

#412

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Long live AF

04-11-2018 , 03:52 PM

#413

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

That was a fast 90 days Sammy

04-11-2018 , 03:52 PM

#414

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

1 hour, boat house, come alone

04-11-2018 , 04:23 PM

#415

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

MmmKay understands, mmmKay will bring his gun

04-11-2018 , 04:27 PM

#416

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

04-11-2018 , 05:06 PM

#417

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

No RIP af

If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize

04-11-2018 , 05:28 PM

#418

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

He strikes me as a meth guy. Paranoia and conspiracy-thinking come and go quickly on the snow, but stick around long enough on meth that you could power many episodes of your own show with it.

That could be, I dont have much exposure to meth, I just could tell he was all spun up on something

04-11-2018 , 05:29 PM

#419

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Noted in case I become a bachelor again

broski, you are right at the source of the LBFM's. Always volatile and fun

04-11-2018 , 05:31 PM

#420

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You should have told him she was a deep state agent, or a lizard woman.

that would have been a much more entertaining response. I just stared and had a good laugh with my buddy.

Plus he had a look in his eye like he might eat my face off or something if I obstructed his flow. I chose self preservation

04-11-2018 , 05:32 PM

#421

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Alex Jones is a bigger idiot than Trump, and that's saying something

the man shills bull**** for a living

04-11-2018 , 05:32 PM

#422

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

good to see you are aliving mr folding

04-11-2018 , 05:44 PM

#423

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

broski, you are right at the source of the LBFM's. Always volatile and fun

Had to Googler LBFM. was not disappointed

04-11-2018 , 06:13 PM

#424

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Spoiler:

So, I have tales of woe and lol, they come either in list or post list

0. All gif-ts viewed have been acceptable
1. **** you Humpday haha get it
2. Barely alive, 33 year old kept me up until 2 am Mr. tbh
3. Mr. WN its not necessarily the worst, but not necessarily the best in terms of age rage quality
4. Mr. Colin_Firth if you see the discrepancy plz rspnd
5. I smashed the lady last night
6. Wasn't bad
7. Mr. FWWM she had been up and active all day without a shower since the morning time though
8. And Mr. Sheep, she wouldn't let me slap her hindquarters due to disliking her body!
9. I am displeased with this but it's fine LOLphismus
10. The poison was released
11. No penises were touched on porpoise!