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11-22-2017 , 06:33 AM

#1551

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

You're lying, Byrung

oh **** forgot your name. Hi.

I am lying a bit I am jehovah witness and it feelsfreshman

11-22-2017 , 09:17 AM

#1552

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

One of the largest regions in Denmark just elected a 23 year old girl as their mayor. Sammy is concerned.

Beers

11-22-2017 , 09:22 AM

#1553

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

I thought you were a 23 year old girl.

11-22-2017 , 09:22 AM

#1554

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

TIL that the differences between consecutive square numbers flows in a simple progression, starting with the number 3 and adding 2 to that each time.

Like this: the square numbers of 1-10 are 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81 and 100

1+3 = 4
4+5 = 9
9+7 = 16
16+9 = 25
25+11 = 36
36+13 = 49
49+15 = 64
64+17 = 81
81+19 = 100

And so on.

11-22-2017 , 09:33 AM

#1555

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I thought you were a 23 year old girl.

Sammy's 18, punk

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

11-22-2017 , 09:38 AM

#1556

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

I've begged a few sluts in my day.

11-22-2017 , 10:29 AM

#1557

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

RIP

Jana Novotná

11-22-2017 , 11:19 AM

#1558

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

11-22-2017 , 11:39 AM

#1559

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

RIP

Jana Novotná

RIP biggest choker in women's tennis

11-22-2017 , 11:42 AM

#1560

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Time to bump your thread TBH with moar stories!!!!! Right Now!

what would you like to hear precious?

11-22-2017 , 11:46 AM

#1561

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hi Gypsie!

Have you hustled any unsuspecting non-gypsies in your recent travels?

I have done this AND protected my tears as well.

11-22-2017 , 11:49 AM

#1562

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV!!

(insert all other HAI here)

Have a wonderful large-stupid-bird-cooked-in-an-oven-that-makes-the-kitchen-too-****ing-hot day!!

And for all the foreigners happy Thursday!

11-22-2017 , 12:23 PM

#1563

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

RIP biggest choker in women's tennis

from the biggest choker in squash?

11-22-2017 , 12:34 PM

#1564

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. **** yes we got a gif-t of good proportion today
1. It's basically Friday because Franksgiving is tomorrow
2. Mr. tbh is alive!
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat still dead
4. Today is a better day
5. We ate 20+ boneless wings last night as food therapy
6. Basically still fed for the day after that
7. Mr. FWWM do you know these boneless wings?
8. Morph I guess I could ask you too
9. Well for Mr. FWWM they make them out of puppies at that festival which is very sad
10. Now I'm sad again
11. ****!
12. JK I'm just messing, let's celebrate 'murica with all the stuffing!

11-22-2017 , 12:55 PM

#1565

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

RIP biggest choker in women's tennis

She did win Wimbledon in both singles, doubles and mix-doubles. She has 17 Grand Slam titles in total. 49 is to soon to go, don't be a punk. Fran is very sad about this.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-22-2017 at 01:03 PM.

11-22-2017 , 01:00 PM

#1566

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy,

% of the way to saving the world?

11-22-2017 , 01:19 PM

#1567

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

What year was she up like 5-1 against Graf and then forgot how to serve? Looks like 90% of those titles were in doubles

11-22-2017 , 01:20 PM

#1568

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Male equivalent of the golfer Greg Norman

11-22-2017 , 01:22 PM

#1569

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy,

% of the way to saving the world?

More than 1. Trump wasn't part of the plan though. Sammy's going to Germany in 2018, that wasn't part of the plan either. When is Fiddle gonna let Sammy give him a real job?

11-22-2017 , 01:24 PM

#1570

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Looks like 90% of those titles were in doubles

Yes, and?

Don't take it out on Jana that you didn't qualify for the WC.

Champions League tonight, Sammy will be drunk.

11-22-2017 , 01:28 PM

#1571

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Male equivalent of the golfer Greg Norman

What? Was she singularly more successful than every New Zealander tennis player put together?

Because that's the comparison you just made.

Greg Norman is a God.

Bow before your Australian lords...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaXSzu_g...ark_gregnorman

11-22-2017 , 01:37 PM

#1572

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

She did beat Lleyton Hewitt to be fair...and yes, she was better than all NZ tennis players put together.

11-22-2017 , 01:41 PM

#1573

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Fun fact. Lleyton hewitt spent 75 weeks as the World Number 1. That's 75 more weeks than every New Zealander and Denmarkian combined.

11-22-2017 , 01:44 PM

#1574

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Fun fact. Lleyton hewitt spent 75 weeks as the World Number 1. That's 75 more weeks than every New Zealander and Denmarkian combined.

Wrong

Caroline Wozniacki is at 67 weeks. She is currently #3 and will soon be #1 again, punk

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-22-2017 at 01:51 PM.

11-22-2017 , 01:47 PM

#1575

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

I didn't check the girls...

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